#super interesting that you chose to make the girl dinner joke about the concept of having a meal with zero calories in it
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âgirl dinnerâ âgirl mathâ âiâm just a girlâ okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women arenât? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?
#feminism#once again sergle's rags are very worth reading ->#also we completely brushed past calling a diet coke ''girl dinner'' being not a problem because#''i don't do that every day plus i also had popeyes''#super interesting that you chose to make the girl dinner joke about the concept of having a meal with zero calories in it#of course it doesn't. that's why you made a joke about girl dinner lacking food#when you already said yourself that you had popeyes. so the joke could have been about smoking weed and eating junk food#but something about that didn't feel so girlish to you.#so the jokes we're working with here are... women be shopping and spending money irresponsibly#and. women be having a diet coke and a joint and calling it dinner#<- yeah. all of that. this is such bullshiiiiiiit where's that lady that did the slam poetry thing#the evolution of 'I'm just a girl' to tradwife lite to full on conservative trad
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PREFERRED NAME â nora. i think i started going by it in like, 2009?? my full name is eleanor but i hated it n thought it was way too pretentious n i never felt like it fitted me so when i started writing on forums i decided iâd be a nora rather than eleanor and then my school friends called me it and it just kinda stuck, the only person who calls me eleanor is my mum
PRONOUNS â she / her / ethereal being beyond comprehension
AGE â 23 but i tell everyone im 21 because even tho time is literally fake im desperately clinging to that fleeting thing we call youth trying to catch it like smoke in my hands
PINTEREST â i actually have two. this one is my main one where i just cram all my shit n iâve had it for years and some of its super unorganised. then i also have this one which is one i made for exclusively female characters. it started as mythological figures but now its like, women in literature and the occasional oc as well. variety is the spice of life!
DISCORD â lindsay lohanâs meth#8664
TUMBLR (PERSONAL/MUSE/RPH) â i used to be froseths but now im pvrscphones cos ya gal is a fucking whore for mythologyÂ
OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA YOUâD LIKE TO SHARE â oi oi guvna ereâs me twitta. also hereâs my letterboxd n my goodreads if anyone still uses tht
MYER-BRIGGS â enfp / infp border .... the classic profile of a lit student
HP HOUSE â hufflepuff, am fuckin mad.Â
ZODIAC â libra which is a joke because i am in no way balanced but i guess i AM indecisive and a peacekeeper so?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY? â i believe it when it says good shits gonna happen in my life and blame it if bad shit happens but i donât strongly follow it i just find it interesting
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU STARTED RPING ON TUMBLR â maybe like 14?? my first rp blog here is literally so embarassing i wrote as clove from the hunger games n my best friend irl wrote cato :/ it was wild
WHAT YEAR WAS IT? â like 9 years ago?? 2010 maybs
NAME A RANDOM ROLEPLAY THAT STICKS OUT IN YOUR MEMORY â me n my friend ellie made this really cool group the summer before we left for uni which was loosely based on a concept mentioned mayb once in the divergent series, but it gave us loads of freedom to make it our own thing. it was called the fringe n it was like..... this dystopian society where people with different genes were cut off from the rest of society n lived in overrun slum cities where different groups had like, a monopoly over weapons, produce, etc.... my character jack was the leader of this lost-boy-esque tribe called the wolf pack who were hunters n used to run across the rooftops wearing the skins of animals theyâd killed and engage in tribal rituals with sacrifices to the gods n shit. sounds lame but everyone there was so invested in their character arcs that it was a shame to see it go. but ! it kind of reached its end point so we blew it up w nukes n they all died. tragic.
WHAT WEIRD ANIMAL WOULD YOU HAVE AS A PET IF IT WAS REALISTIC â a fox?? do ppl keep foxes? idk iâve always just felt a sense of connection w them like when a fox stares at me im like this shit is life i am living and breathing in this bitch.... visceral
NAME THE FIRST SONG ON YOUR DISCOVER WEEKLY ON SPOTIFY OR THE FIRST SONG THAT COMES ON APPLE MUSIC / ITUNES SHUFFLE â everbody party tonight by cobra man n summer girl by haim..... not my usual stuff but big summer chillin vibes,.....
NAME A BOOK THAT YOU READ IN SCHOOL THAT YOU SURPRISINGLY LIKED â lord of the flies and also the handmaidâs tale. one of assignments was to write a chapter from another characterâs perspective n i chose moira
NAME A BOOK YOU HATED THAT MOST PEOPLE LIKED â skellig. fuck off with ur asprin ugly bat man i donât care. also of mice and men. donât care about the rabbits or curleyâs goddamn wife.
WHAT TV SHOW DID YOU RECENTLY BINGE? â im not a big binger bc i find it jst makes me depressed if i watch tv all day but im nearly finished stranger things season 3 n i recently finished euphoria (big rec but proceed w caution as quite triggering content)
FAVOURITE QUOTE â cool girl speech from gone girl. but also âthereâs something dangerous about the boredom of teenage girlsâ i know its like.... such an overused quote but it really encapsulates this kind of feral girlhood that a few of my characters like bridget n greta have tapped into. i also loved the line âi feel like i could eat the world rawâ from song of achilles, that really captures this kind of.... pure n childlike enthusiasm tht i wanna achieve w roryÂ
LINK TO A VINE THAT EXUDES YOUR âENERGYâ â this is my energy completely am always covered in glitter n staring broodily out of the windows of ubers at 4am like im in the sad bit of an indie filmÂ
DO YOU WRITE OUTSIDE OF RP? WHAT DO YOU WRITE? â uhh.... not as much as i shd.... i want to be a writer so i shd be makin some effort to get my stuff Out Into The World but im just not.... lol. ive done a lot of poetry collections . i wnt to finish a novel @ some point too.
THREE YOUTUBERS YOU STILL TRUST â bold of you to assume i trust any youtubers
A CELEBRITY CRUSH THAT JUST WONâT QUIT â id literally die for saoirse ronan n timothee chalamet :/ chance perdomo also owns my ass.Â
EVER MEET A CELEBRITY? SHARE YOUR STORY â i once high-fived dani harmer, the actress who played tracy beaker. today my sister text me tryin to make me guess what celebrity she just saw on holiday in wales and for ages she let me think it was timmothee but it was actually bradley walsh from the chase :/
WHATâS YOUR PICTURE-PERFECT NIGHT? â i am in a bomb ass crop top and mini skirt, several scrunchies in my hair, glitter all over my face, wearing cowboy boots. we eat dinner in a trendy but affordable pub that doubles up as a cocktail bar n then we drink zombies or sex on the beaches n go to a rave where everyone is on the same wavelength n i share drugs with girls in the toilets and we swap numbers knowing we will never text each other but its ok bc in that moment we feel like we are soulmates and everyone is super drunk n touching everyone else n its all very visceral and we walk through the woods when the rave ends and lie in the grass because we wish to suck out all the marrow of lifeÂ
A CONSPIRACY THEORY YOU KINDA BELIEVE IN â princess diana was murderedÂ
ARE ALIENS REAL? â maybe the real aliens are the friends we made along the way
PLAY ANY PHONE GAMES? WHICH ONES? â love island game im addicted and way too invested in my fictional relationship with bobby, a cartoon
WHATâS A FILM YOU LOVED WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND RECENTLY WATCHED, ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU DONâT ANYMORE â bold of u to assume i remember my childhood. but if weâre talking last 10 years angust, thongs n perfect snogging is so so cringeÂ
DO YOU COLLECT ANYTHING? â pairs of glasses belonging to other ppl when they break / get new ones even though i can see perfectly well.Â
WHATâS SOMETHING YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BUT YOUâRE TOO LAZY? â mythology...... always a craving and a wish iâd read like ancient texts but my school wasnât good enough to do greek or latin or any of that shit n even tho i could read english translations i cant be bothered. also criminal psychology
THREE LANGUAGES YOU DONâT SPEAK, BUT WISH YOU COULD â italian, french and latin
MOVIE YOUâVE WATCHED MORE THAN 5 TIMES â ladybird, about time, angus thongs, shrek 2, what we do in the shadows, the history boys, atonement, coraline, the breakfast club, ferris buellerâs day off
NAME A FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM TV/FILM/MOVIE/GAME/BOOK THAT YOU FIND YOURSELF PROJECTING ON / YOU RELATE TO â cecilia lisbon. rue in euphoria. alison brie in glow. adam parrish in the raven cycle. richard papen. olivia cookeâs character in thoroughbreds. allen ginsberg in kill your darlings. lily in sex education. holliday graingerâs character in the film animals --- i too am an aspiring writer who never writes and just gets drunk instead .
DO YOU FOLLOW ANY SPORTS? WHO DO YOU ROOT FOR? â no. cba
HOBBIES BESIDES WASTING AWAY HERE? â i go to the movies basically every day bcos i work in a cinema. im also a voracious reader n i occasionally do theatre or costume making
PLUG A TV SHOW / MOVIE / BOOK / VIDEO GAME / ETC⌠YOU WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD CHECK OUT â where the wild things are (film by spike jonze). animals. beats. the book fen by daisy johnson and a girl is a half formed thing by eimar mcbride. andy warholâs biography from a to b and back again
WHOSE BRAIN WOULD YOU LIKE TO PICK, ALIVE OR DEAD? â phoebe waller-bridge on how i get her life. carey mulligan on how she got to be such a good actress n how i can become her. maybs wes anderson. maybs gillian flynn. i tend to listen to podcasts w the ppl i really wanna pick the brains of.
TEAM EDWARD OR JACOB? â edward :/
LAST MOVIE SEEN IN THEATRE â blinded by the light n i lovd it
DO YOU STILL READ? â when i finished uni i kinda got out of the habit but this week i finished two books so ive set myself the challenge of a book a week.
IF SO, WHAT ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING? â i finished song of achilles yesterday n i also finished call me by your name yesterday. started circe by madeline miller today, im also partway through milkman by anna burns and the plays of annie barker
ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW MUCH DID YOU HATE FILLING THIS OUT? â 3 i didnt hate it bcos at heart i am self-indulgent and love fashioning some sense of self when i feel lost in a world that is scary and constantly changingÂ
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Seventeen reacts to their s/o being a hijabi
friendly reminder a hijabi is someone who wears the muslim headscarf :)
S.Coups: Seungcheol would totally respect your decision to wear the hijab! In fact he finds you very beautiful in it and understands the basic concept of the hijab pretty easily. He did ask a few simple questions about it however, but he was very polite and genuinely interested in learning more about your faith. If you were uncomfortable with showing him your hair early on he would be respectful and understanding. Sometimes he would notice if you styled it differently and call you cute aww
Jeonghan: Jeonghan thinks youâre so adorable in your hijab! We all know this man is all about hair but he really is fascinated by your hijab. On days when you alternated the colors of your hijab, Jeonghan would joke about how much easier changing the color of your hijab is than dying his hair every month. Heâs pretty curious about the hijab for the most part. Heâs smart so heâd already know why you chose to wear it but he also asks if its comfortable or the many ways you could style it, the basic questions. He once asked if he could be a hijabi too lmaooo so you explained how hijab works for both men and women in your religion and he was like ohhhh!Â
Joshua: Seeing as he comes from Los Angeles, one of the most diverse cities in the United States, Joshua would already be familiar with the hijab. And he seems pretty open minded too, so he would be fine with you wearing hijab. Even though he is Christian and you are muslim, he still understands that both religions emphasize modesty and he is glad to see you so devoted to your beliefs. For your birthday he bought you a bunch of seventeen merchandise along with your favorite color hijab! Heâs so sweet!
Jun:Â Mr. Handsome here thinks heâs found his Mrs. Beautiful just by being with you. It really doesnât matter to him whether or not you wear a hijab, he respects your choice. All he sees is you (next to him in a really nice selfie). Sometimes heâd get shy as ask if you could match your hijab with his clothes so you could lowkey wear somewhat matching couple outfits. And his selfies are 2394% better with you in it.Â
Hoshi: This squish is so enthusiastic and mesmerized by your hijab! He thinks its super cute and makes you look so much more adorable than you already are. Heâd ask questions like how many do you own or is it hard to put on. Heâd be so cool with it that you arenât scared at all to ask him if he is okay with you wearing your hijab because his face tells he loves you and doesnât mind if you wear it or not. An orange hijab you once wore sort of kind of inspired him to dye his hair orange a few months ago lol
Wonwoo: Wonwoo sees no problem with you wearing the hijab. He knows that it is a womanâs choice whether or not to wear it. But he really doesnât care much about the fact you wear a hijab. He focuses on the fact that you are an amazing person that he is happy to spend time with. Sometimes heâd randomly say stuff like âyour hijab looks pretty todayâ or some shit like that lol. But you love him for it
Woozi: Understands why you wear it and doesnât even question it. Jihoon is an intellectual and he respects your lifestyle and supports you. Once you wore a rose quartz and serenity colored hijab to a seventeen concert along with your fav seventeen t shirt with Jihoonâs name on the back, his heart melted and you saw and gushed. You asked him about it and he got all flustered aww. Sometimes he asks if its hard as a hijabi and you explain how you are proud of and stand for you beliefs as his eyes sparkled at your passion.
DK: Sunshine here finds you very pretty in your hijab! Heâs pretty curious too, so he asks you some of those basic questions about why you wear it and stuff. He didnât come across as rude or anything and he found it fascinating. He told you he likes the meaning behind it and how it suits you! He also likes how they come in every color and when he saw your collection he was like âwhoahh you should wear the rose quartz one next!â and it was so cute seeing him being so enthusiastic and supporting of you decision to wear the hijab.
Mingyu: He smiles whenever he sees you, but you notice he smiles a little wider when your hijab is his favorite color or something like that. But nonetheless he doesnât seem to mind that you wear the hijab. He still loves you no matter what. For your birthday, he cooked you a dinner and got you a Bongbong that wore a mini hijab! âThis is (Y/n)-bong, Kim Bongbongâs most cherished bong!â The gift was so thoughtful and you loved how he represented you and cared to give you such a precious and cute gift that you cried aww
The8: This boi thinks you look great with or without a hijab, it doesnât matter to him. He knows it is your decision so he will support it. Minghao is really fashionable, and will sometimes ask if you would like to wear a bucket hat over your hijab along with some high end outfit haha. And you looked swag af. He once innocently asked if hijab had something to do with fashion so you informed to him the purpose and meaning of the hijab and he understood pretty well and apologized if he sounded rude but youâre like no its ok i love that youâre learning :) and he looks forward to you teaching him more about the hijab since he finds it really interesting
Seungkwan: Boo here thinks you look adorable no matter what, and he thinks that your hijab adds to your adorableness and is proud of you for being proud to display your beliefs. He doesnât define you only by your hijab though and he treats you like how he would treat any girl of his: with respect and make them feel BOOtiful (haha get it). Heâd ask you some questions sometimes, things like what other colors do you own or how long youâve been wearing it.Â
Vernon: We all know Vernon is very open minded and knows what itâs like to be different. He respects you decision to wear the hijab and sometimes you both could relate on how it is to look different amongst where you live. He knows youâre beautiful inside and out and that the hijab is part of your identity. He gets really happy when he notices your hijab corresponds with the era seventeen is in.
Dino: Chan loves you and the fact that you wear a hijab does not change that! He loves hearing you talk about why you wear it and how you are so devoted and passionate about it. He finds it so cool to watch you fix your hijab lol like the way you twist it and pin itâ he could never figure it out! So youâd give him a mini tutorial while you wore a hijab cap and showed him how to wrap it around perfectly. He was so impressed omg. Other then that he really respects your choice to wear the hijab! Â
Hi guys! I thought it would be really interesting to do a seventeen reacts to hijab because i want to make everyone feel included plus I thought this would be a very interesting reaction to write! Overall I know these boys are respectful and would support their hijabi s/o. I hope you all loved this :)
#seventeen scenarios#seventeen reactions#seventeen imagines#seventeen hijab#hijab#kpop reactions#kpop scenarios#kpop imagines
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#also we completely brushed past calling a diet coke ''girl dinner'' being Not A Problem because #''I don't do that every day plus i also had popeyes'' #super interesting that you chose to make the Girl Dinner joke about the concept of having a meal with zero calories in it #that definitely doesn't have anything to do with anything lmao. doesn't have anything to do with women's diets or eating disorders #of course it doesn't. that's why you made a joke about Girl Dinner lacking food #when you already said yourself that you had popeyes. so the joke could have been about smoking weed and eating junk food #but something about that didn't feel so Girlish to you. #so the jokes we're working with here are... women be shopping and spending money irresponsibly #and. women be having a diet coke and a joint and calling it dinner #yeah I can't see any traces of anything worrisome here. no misogyny at all (from sergle)
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âgirl dinnerâ âgirl mathâ âiâm just a girlâ okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women arenât? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?
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