#sunwoof

[katsen13]

Love it.

[funnies2me]

[holygayrightsbatman]

I am not cwazy! I know he swapped those numbews! I knew it was 1216. One aftew Magna Cawta. As if I couwd evew make such a mistake. Nevew. Nevew! I just - I just couwdn't pwove it. He - he covewed his twacks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to wie fow him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanewy? He's done wowse. That biwwboawd! Awe you tewwing me that a man just happens to faww wike that? No! He owchestwated it! Jimmy! He defecated thwough a sunwoof! And I saved him! And I shouwdn't have. I took him into my own fiwm! What was I thinking? He'ww nevew change. He'ww nevew change! Evew since he was 9, awways the same! Couwdn't keep his hands out of the cash dwawew! But not ouw Jimmy! Couwdn't be pwecious Jimmy! Steawing them bwind! And he gets to be a wawyew!? What a sick joke! I shouwd've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop hiwm!

[cosmiccherrywhore]

Would love to sleep for work tonight, but my neighbors gotta be blasting their cars sunwoofers right into my room

[iq-m]

@kaoharu @sakka-kyuu @coffee-without-anesthetics

[ask-hannah-blog]

Have you ever heard of emoji tf? It's been getting increasingly popular with the younger Transformation enthusiasts. For those unfamiliar with it, it's comparable to a kind of humiliation variant of Bimbofication.

So you receive an emoji on your phone, a random one selected by the person trying to transform you, "😂" This one, for instance. After seeing it, your skin starts to turn yellow, and you get curvier. Your clothes change, standard stuff you see in most bimbofications. Your typing and speaking style tends to also get worse. Usually devolves into typical teenager typing patterns "u r such a lozer lol dis is hawt lol", you get the idea.

Then, here's the kicker, your face starts to turn into the emoji. at that point, you can't really emote anymore and you wouldn't want to anyway. You have a compulsion to act and talk in a way that fits the emoji your face has turned into. "🤢" For example this one would probably have you act disgusted about everything all the time like that character from Inside Out, with a bimbo flair.

Once you're fully transformed, you usually start texting your friends and trigger their own emoji transformation, after which they transform their own friends, and so on. It's deceptively fast before it's too late, and the trigger is usually so innocuous that you wouldn't realize you're in danger of being transformed until it's too late. If your friends ever message you and their typing style isn't how you remember it being, or they seem off in any way, stop talking to them before it's too late.

Be really careful with this thing, I got lucky with it personally, but it's practically gone through my whole campus, and we're still trying to figure out what to do about it.

But why though?

Posting to share the information.

I’ll see if the guys at SunWoofer are working on anything to filter that out. Pretty scary stuff.

That being said if anyone wants to turn me into this beauty, have at it:

🥺

This is also acceptable:

🦸‍♀️

But sadly I’m a

👩🏻‍💻

[bobbiedlifeinphil]

Time For A Nap On The Sunwoof #Shorts

[warriorcourier]

@sunwoofs​

He open and closes his fists, looking down at them as he flexes his fingers. He can feel it inside of him. That innate power he was gifted with at birth. It’s there, like a powder keg waiting to go off. All it needs is a spark.

He closes his eyes, clenching his fists. A spark. Ignite it. Burn. Explode outwards, show them what you can do.

But there’s nothing. He can’t call it forth.

“Hmmm....well...this is an interesting state of affairs.”

[miscellaneousjo]

HE'S USING THE SUNWOOF!!!!

[darknessfoundlove]

@sunwoofs​ continued from here!

While he loves the Cyberse Monsters from his world with all of his metaphorical heart, he can’t deny that the animals in this world are so soft and nice to pet.

He’s seen Duel Monsters modeled after wolves before, but here is a real life wolf with some of the whitest fur he’s ever seen on an animal. Not deterred by his earlier experience with the Netpups at all, he reaches up to pet the seemingly friendly animal. 

“What a good pooch! And you’re such a cutie, yes you are! Look how fluffy and pure your coat is!” He continues to coo while he pats her and she seems to enjoy the attention, so he tentatively wraps his small arms partway around her neck in a hug. She moves slowly and carefully so as to not knock him down, he notices. She must be an awfully smart animal. His hand brushes something metallic buried in her thick fur and pulls back to look at the name tag.

“Someone named you ‘Amaterasu’? Like, after the sun goddess? That’s adorable~ It’s a fitting name as well, even if it is a bit of a mouthful, what with you being all shiny white and warm!”

“I’ve got a Japanese name too! It’s ‘Ai’, meaning ‘love’.”

Wait... Weren’t animals with collars supposed to belong with someone?

“What are you doing out here by yourself? Are you looking for the one who gave you your name?”

[salfxsher]

@sunwoofs

‘Mommy I wanna pet the doggy!’

‘Sal, honey, don’t stray too far!’

[ 🎸 ] --The memory quickly came and went, but it was enough for an uncomfortable pit in his stomach to form once he realized how close this dog was getting. ...Was a this a dog? Looked bigger than a dog. ...Was that worse? Yeah, probably. He didn’t hate dogs though. It wasn’t their fault. But he was uncomfortable around them for a good reason. 

Stuffing his hands in his pockets, Sal glanced at the approaching canine very briefly before scooting a few inches away. “...No...shoo...shoo..” Ugh, she wasn’t going away, and it’s not like he had any treats to distract her with either.

[isolaradiale]

Cue the sun! Amaterasu is here, acting on my prior reserve, it's 8/24/20 right now and my OOC contact, same as the reserve, is radioactivesupersonic!

Welcome!

You’ll be staying in HOUSE 115

You’ll be able to use rejuvenation 5 times a day!

You’ll be given a normal mirror!

Enjoy your stay!

--Mod Lyra

[beyond-use]

@sunwoofs​​ || starter call!

This isn’t the first animal to visit the store-- in fact, Mr. Goose is currently on-staff. There’s something about this lupine stranger that feels different, however, from any previous visitors (humanoid or otherwise), and Rung smiles at the way the shop seems to brighten at their presence.

“Welcome to Iron Rose,” he says politely, setting down the lily he‘s been coaxing into bloom with the help of Barry’s enchantment. “Is there anything I can help you find today, or are you just looking?”

[kujoutengu]

4-7

Random Questions for a Muse: Accepting!

Hear any good jokes lately?

As much as he wanted to make a quip about his existence, he knew it wouldn’t sit well with Amaterasu.

“Unfortunately I have not~ At least none that were clean.” He’s heard plenty of vulgar ones, however.

What do you feel like when you’re in love?

This question was met with silence. He could recall on one hand the number of times he had been ‘in love’, though the first was merely physical attraction that lacked substance, and he had been in his late teens, so that really didn’t count. Not to mention that such a thing faded as soon as it came.

The second, and last time to date was more complex. It had started with attraction, namely to one of the celestials who would be a daily companion of sorts. Over time the two became rather close, to the point where Waka couldn’t tell if what he felt still counted as attraction, or something deeper. The whole concept of love was not something that came easily for him, for what one thought of as love could take on multiple forms, and distinguishing between two in particular was no easy task.

Even now as he thought back on his feelings for Hakuba, he couldn’t say for certain if it was love of a romantic, or a platonic nature. As for what specifically he felt, he couldn’t really say for the symptoms of both types of love overlapped to an uncomfortable degree. 

What he could say was that she was very dear to him, and that not a day went by that he didn’t miss her greatly. She was the closest being, apart from Amaterasu that he considered a friend, which he had none of during his early life in the lunar realm. He also know that he would sacrifice much for her without question, and he missed the warmth that came from her sitting next to him as they chatted about anything and everything, though she did more of the chatting while he listened with rapt attention. Every word she spoke brought a flutter to his chest, and it had been her, followed by Amaterasu that caused him to smile genuinely for the first time in many, many years. He had been happy when around her, and when she parted this world she left a void that couldn’t be filled.

Looking to Amaterasu, who was waiting for an answer, Waka simply gave a smile before moving onto the next question.

This was not one he wished to answer, plus he had a feeling his furry friend knew to come degree, so words were not necessary in his mind.

What is something that warms and comforts you?

“Why tea, of course~” The flavour didn’t matter to him as long as it was warm and fresh.

Then there was his bed in his apartment, which was unlike any he had ever laid down on due to how soft it was. And the blankets were quite warm, as well, and made for an excellent cocoon on days he didn’t wish to be bothered.

What is something you can definitely do without?

“...would my little bouncing friend count?” WAKA.

[trustfite]

                He could not help but stare -- the dog reminded him SO MUCH of that tricky fox he had run across during the Reaper’s Game he needed to look around again to ensure the unfamiliar city was not some strange version of Shibuya being affected by the game itself. Approaching cautiously he squinted at the animal asking carefully, “    Uh, good doggy?    ” 

If this was Noise would his other pins start to work again? Five uses of Rakuyo would not defend him from something this strong looking... Only one way to find out. @sunwoofs​

[transcribed-described]

[ID: photo of a dog sticking its head out of a car sunroof. The car’s license plate reads: sunwoof .end ID]