#sukuna x reader crack
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Featuring Sukuna and Itadori as brothers teehee
A/n: I got this wonderful idea from nessieart's artwork of sukuna and megumi... I love nessieart but I'm not tryna bother them by @ing them like a mad woman...anywho enjoy
MODERN-DAY SUKUNA CRUSHING ON READER
You were looking for Yuuji around the building, he told you he wanted to talk to you.
You round a corner and there's 2 of them
Itadori just laughs and introduces his older brother to you
"Uh..nice to meet you. I'm L/n Y/n."
You hold out your hand for him to shake when he walks over to you. He just stares at you, no emotion on his face. Did he not like you or something? All of a sudden, his hand shoots out of his pocket and plops down on your shoulder.
He keeps eye contact with you and then smirks.
"Hey."
You looked in shock and Yuuji couldn't even look at the scene in front of him.
"Bro, you're cringing up the place."
Sukuna had to skedaddle even if he didn't want to but being pushed by Yuuji just reluctantly helped him to leave.
You wanted an explanation after that whole cringe fest.
"Yuuji, I need an explanation. I never knew you had a brother." You place your hands on your hips, staring daggers into your friend.
"Okay Y/n, imma explain now."
He explains that his brother wasn't here, he was in Kyoto for some studies and came back just now. He pulls a picture out of his wallet of them smiling with the words 'happy graduation' above them.
You take the picture from his fingers and look closely at it.
"H-He went to school?"
Yuuji nods, smiling wide.
"He graduated?"
Yuuji nods but looks to the side like 'of course'.
"Impossible."
"What do you mean impossible?"
The way you look at him tells him everything he needs to know.
"Nevermind but you should hang out with us while you can. He might leave again and he can probably answer your questions better than I can."
So with that, you began hanging out with both Yuuji and Sukuna
They had the cutest relationship to you, even though Ryomen would call his brother a brat sometimes which would cause a small quarrel.
During this time, you had a sleepover at their house.
When you awake in the morning, you overhear a conversation between the two siblings...
You press yourself against the wall near the kitchen and listen in on their conversation.
"Aniki [older brother], have you seen my-" Yuuji pauses and then makes a noise. "What are you doing?"
"Making lunch."
You peek around the corner, making sure you aren't seen by Yuuji or Ryo.
Yuuji quickly pads over to his brother's side and peeks over his shoulder.
"Careful. You almost burned down the kitchen last time you cooked."
He looks closely at the counter. "Why are there 3 boxes?"
You hear a small thump against the floor, signaling that Ryo pushed Yuuji back.
"I watched tutorials this time...one's for L/n."
Yuuji opens the bento boxes and lets out a snicker with his hand covering his mouth. The bentos are decorated so it looks like different animals.
"This is so corny but cute as hell. What are you, 5?"
"What's that supposed to be?" He points at one of the bentos.
"It's a F/a!" He slaps Yuuji's hand away from the bento.
Yuuji lets out another laugh and then a long 'aw' while approaching his brother.
"Who would've thought that my big scary brother has a crush~?"
"Fuck off brat!"
Ryomen has a big blush on his face, focusing on finishing up the bento boxes. You blush at the fact that he might have a crush on you. You decided that it's time to stop eavesdropping on their conversation.
You stand and make yourself let out a loud yawn to announce yourself to the both of them.
"I smelt food."
Yuuji is about to say something but Ryo elbows him to quiet him.
"This bento is for you L/n."
You take it from his hands with a smile.
"Thank you Ryo but remember, you don't have to call me L/n. Y/n is fine."
You open the bento box and smile at the animal he created for you.
"Is this a F/a?!" You smile while eating the food on the top of the bento.
He smiled and nods proudly...you sadly, really couldn't tell what it was, thank God for him telling Yuuji.
You and Yuuji were originally supposed to train with Gojo-sensei but now Ryomen is babysitting the both of y'all
Gojo is such a child...
"All you have to do is just help them train, physically."
"So, pretty much beat them up?"
He looks back at Yuuji with the most fiery expression, showing off his cursed technique.
"Yeah pretty much. Sorry kids, I got a date with destiny!" He kisses the side of his phone and leaves the field as quick as possible.
You and Yuuji's mouths become agape then you both turn toward Ryo. He laughs and removes his top layer to reveal...a tank top. You were really hoping he would be shirtless but whatever, it still works.
Yuuji takes his top layer off as well, revealing his red hoodie. You removed yours as well since everyone else was doing it.
"Well losers, let's fight."
And fight y'all did. FIGHT FOR Y'ALL LIVES THAT IS!! BRO IS GOING CRAZY!!! HE'S GONNA KILL Y'ALL IF HE AIN'T CAREFUL.
You both end the training session breathing heavily on the floor, fistbumping Yuuji. Ryo pulls you both up onto your feet. He pushes Yuuji's jacket into his hands while he gently hands you yours.
"Come on brats, I'm hungry and y'all need to change quickly. We're done for the day."
You tag Yuuji and run back inside of the school before he can catch you. You two change quickly and walk back outside to his brother.
"Let's go, I'm paying for the ramen."
You guys walk through the streets, just conversating with each other. Then Itadori spoke up.
"If Aniki and I were drowning, who would you save?"
You don't think long about your answer, you smile and blurt it out.
"Well because of my cursed technique, I could save you both."
#fluff#crack#jjk x reader#jjk fluff#jjk x reader fluff#jjk x reader crack#jjk crack#sukuna x reader#sukuna x reader fluff#sukuna x reader crack#sukuna crack#sukuna fluff#requests are open#requests open#taking requests#request
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To the Floor, From the rat
Sukuna x Reader crack
@kmayafk and @ari-tart-3114 helped out with this
By: 3 crackheads (HAHA! YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ONE BUTS ITS ACTUALLY dio- i mean THREE 👹)
Disclaimer: dangerous amounts of crack ahead. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED hehehe 👹. totally scary topics like rats with…penis??
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Summary: you are Sukuna’s maid and you’re paid to clean his enormous penthouse (and maybe something ELSE enormous but who really knows 👀).
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Good god not the floors again!
Why does Master Sukuna always have me clean the floors?! Like, I could be cleaning literally anything else, but it’s always the floors *cries*.
Maybe he just wants to see my non-existent ass? Who fucking knows at this point.
I rarely see the guy too. It's always a little rear glimpse here and maybe a sliver of hair there
He only tells me these things via text too, like I’ve never heard his voice. The other maids are starting to spread rumors around him.
Some say he’s like ultra hot but an absolute dick but also that he’s like incredibly smart and doesn’t fuck around (his bedsheets really do beg to differ though, like good god the amount of cum stains on his bedspread)
He’s been having female visitors and it always ends with the woman crying and running away (coward).
Some of the maids say his female visitors run away purely from seeing how enormous his cock is. Some even say it's because he continues till the visitor faints, even after they say no.
Another says they run away from his expectations and are only there for their own pleasure
So now he just goes to hotels and such because why bring those women to his house and waste his time
Oh geez, thinking about Master Sukuna made me go toward his room.
Though I know he isn’t home and he didn’t ask me to clean up his room but hey what could be the harm though there’s still flooring in there so technically…
So now I find myself in his room with my jaw hitting the floor with how large it is. I look around more and find a wall full of pictures of women with “x” marks on them.
Is he “thank you next” ing them?!?!
Before I can process, I see a small stash of pictures of the maids.
Oh no, oh no. He isn't-
“And who gave you permission to enter my room?”
I turn around and see him.
Sukuna.
“The floor gang!” I shouted at the strange unfamiliar man, supposedly the master of this house. It was almost as if a quest to get fired popped up.
Sukuna closed his eyes and sighs. He grabs a cigarette and proceeds to smoke. I look at him, wondering if he is going to fire me, or worse.
It was then a tiny little furball scampered across the room. It seemed to be a screaming kitten that appears to have fallen into a trashcan as he was covered in trash.
“QUICK GET THAT RAT” Sukuna screamed, causing me to jolt.
“But master Sukuna why would you have a cat and not see it as such?”I chased the supposed kitten, now fearing for my life.
As I tried to pounce on it, the kitten screamed out a weird noise. “SHEEEEEEESHH”
“Jeez you can’t even catch a small cat, what the fuck did I hire you for again?!?!”
“To make vegan eggs”
“Oh yes. You do make a pretty bussin vegan omlette”
Sukuna laughs, but then realizes something. “Wait…What even the fuck is a vegan omlette?”
“A spicy version of connect 4” I answered snarkily.
“i-I what?”
Sukuna begins to look at me confused, but proceeds to keep his composure.
“Don’t change the subject. Why were you in my room?”
“Well you see…” I looked around the room for an excuse and for a moment I didn’t have one
But catching sight of a statue on the floor that was clearly soiled. “That. I had to clean that, it’s clearly a biohazard.” “This?” Sukuna picks up the statue, showing some sort of mythical creature, a groundhog perhaps? No. A rat. Some will say it is a rat penis.
“Y-yes sir it looked like it made a mess everywhere sir”
“There is no need.” He quickly pocketed the questionable statue. “But since you’re here, I have a favor to ask of you…”
Ooooooh is it finally happening?!?! The moment all of us maids have been waiting for?!?!
“Can you draw what exactly a rat penis is??”
OH WHAT THE HECK??
Before I can even say anything, the world around me begins to fade away. My eyes start to feel exhausted.
“Why am I feeling so… sleepy?”
“I see the drug is finally taking its effect on you”
I look at him, and gasp in shock. No way, how in tarnation was he able to drug me while we talked about the rat penis?
“WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO DRUG ME WHAT THE FUCK?”
“By the very statue that led you here. It was diffusing sleep powder into the air that only works on scrubs like yourself.” Sukuna grinned over my collapsed form on the ground.
I start to feel very dizzy. The last thing i see is Sukuna’s smirking face.
“You shouldn’t have come in here naughty pet”
“Now put these on” He held out a headband with some strange animal ears along with a long pink tail clip thing.
Funny how he thinks I have the strength to do so
LE TIMESKIP
I wake up, for some reason, very sore,
My neck.
My back.
WHY AM I SORE. AND WAIT A MINUTE….
AM I WEARING A RAT COSTUME??
AND TIED UP TO THE BED?!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
AM I A RAT OR AM I A LADY?!?
I notice a piece of paper next to the bed lamp. The paper said.
Once a rat, always a rat.
I fume in anger.
“Ah, it seems you’ve finally awakened” The monster I've come to know as Sukuna walks in, with the most punchable look on his face. If only I wasn’t tied up like this, I’d send this jerk flying.
“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN. I WAS DRUGGED AND YOU DO THIS TO ME? AND WHY IS MY BACK SORE?”
“It’s not my fault you hit the ground too hard.” {hehe you thought us 3 did something there} He walks over with an intense stare especially at the rat costume.
I close my eyes. I look at the handcuffs, and rip it from the bed.
“You really thought this was going to contain me?” mistake number 1 as I would later find out
“This is what it means to go even further beyond!” I charge at Sukuna, not caring for the consequences. “PLUS ULTRA” I swung as hard as I could, but at the last second my back gave out and I became like a worm on the floor writhing in pain. And he dodged it
“Pathetic. Did you expect me to praise you?”
I look at him and give him a matching grin
“No, but look what I have”
I grab the same drug he used on me. His eyes go wide
“Wait-”
I spray it on him and he immediately goes to sleep.
I make sure that he is asleep and immediately run out of the room. I grab my things from the servant quarters and run for it. Various maids looked on as I ran, I realized that I am still wearing the rat costume (AHHH SHIIIIIT).
I then realize that I am like all those other women he fucks with, except dressed like a rat. I cannot be in a room with that… monster.
But is it cowardly to quit? Maybe. Is it the best option for the time being? Yes.
It truly is a shame he’s hot. During our encounter I noticed many MMA awards on his walls on that luscious deep red paint coat.
“I see the rat has found my awards” It was as if Sukuna had teleported behind me.
I jump. HOW THE FUCK WAS HE AWAKE AND I HAD CRASHED?!
“Using my very own rat penis against me… Perhaps you are the one I’ve always been searching for.” With a swift grasp, he grabbed me like a potato sack, but more like a rat sack…
“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN” I fought against him, pulling his hair like a child.
He pulled me into an embrace, not letting me go.
“You really gotta tone down the rat fetish man”
Sukuna’s grin only widened. “You sure are feisty. I think I’ll keep you, my little rat.” He isn’t fazed in the slightest by my attacks.
I try to think of a smart remark to say back, but I can’t. This weird feeling I am having cannot be described in words.
“You can keep me, but the rats gotta go,” I blurted out without thinking.
“...”
“So you’re saying I can keep you?” Sukuna’s eyes glistened mischievously. Surely he was plotting something to get his way, after all he firmly believed in his favorite quote: “Once a rat, always a rat”.
“NO GET YOUR STUPID RAT PENIS OUT OF MY FACE”
He grabs me by the waist and carries me bridal style (insert wedding music)
Afraid of falling, I instinctively clutched onto him, which caused Sukuna to have the most annoying grin on his face. At this point, I’d much rather be dropped. Afterall the floor is basically my home in this accursed place.
“So my little rat…” Sukuna looked down at me, “Where to next?”
I look at Sukuna.
“The Floor, you dumb rat”
“Who’s the rat now?” I cackle.
The end fool.
Or not 👀.
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The retuuuuurn of the raaat
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Missing you while you’re away
Including: Gojo, Nanami, Choso, Sukuna, Toji, Yuuji, Megumi
〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰
#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk fluff#jjk smau#jujutsu kaisen crack#jujutsu kaisen smau#jujutsu kaisen fake texts#jujutsu kaisen texts#jjk fake texts#jjk texts#gojo satoru x reader#kento nanami x reader#choso x reader#sukuna x reader#toji x reader#yuuji x reader#megumi x reader#gojo x reader#nanami x reader#choso x y/n#fushiguro toji x reader#sukuna x y/n#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#gojo satoru#satoru x reader#gojo fluff#kento nanami#nanami fluff#choso fluff
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when they check your location and you’re in another country
incl: gojo, geto, nanami, toji, choso, sukuna, higuruma, shiu, ino, shoko, uraume
cont: crack, fluff
MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI
#jjk smau#jjksmau#jjk fake texts#jjk texts#jjk x reader#jjk x y/n#jujutsu kaisen x reader#satoru gojo x reader#gojo x reader#suguru geto x reader#geto x reader#nanami x reader#zenin toji x reader#fushiguro toji x reader#toji x reader#kento x reader#kento nanami x reader#nanami kento x reader#choso x reader#sukuna x reader#higuruma x reader#shiu x reader#takuma ino x reader#ino x reader#shoko x reader#uraume x reader#jjk fluff#jjk crack#jjk scenarios#shoko crack
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ˋ°•*⁀➷ · wrong number?
⤿ nope! it's them texting you from a different number. (the brackets show who's who btw!!)
♥︎ incl: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna, yuji, megumi, yuta and toge.
#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk fluff#jjk crack#jjk fake texts#jjk text#jjk smau#jjksmau#jjk scenarios#gojo x reader#geto x reader#nanami x reader#choso x y/n#fushiguro toji x reader#ryomen sukuna x reader#yuji x reader#megumi x you#yuta x you#toge x y/n#satoru x reader#suguru x reader#yuuji x y/n#okkotsu yuuta x reader#inumaki x y/n#sukuna x reader#choso x reader#itadori x reader#inumaki x reader#nanami kento x you
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Not telling the JJK men you love them back over the phone
Tags: smau, fluff, crack, suggestive (only on Toji’s and Nanami’s slides)
An: I saw this prank being done on TikTok by a girl and her boyfriend, so I tried to replicate it in smau format with the JJK men so enjoy :) alsoooo how are we feeling about the new contact photos 🤭
Incl: Satoru, Suguru, Nanami, Choso, Toji, Sukuna, Yuji, Megumi, Inumaki
#jjk#jjk fanfic#jujutsu kaisen#fanfic#drabble#jjk suggestive#jjk smau#jjk texts#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#jjk nanami#jjk suguru#jjk sukuna#jjk choso#jjk yuji#jjk toji#jjk megumi#jjk inumaki#satoru smau#jjk crack#jjk fluff#toji x reader#nanami x reader#sukuna x reader#gojo x reader#inumaki x reader#yuji x reader#megumi x reader#choso x reader#getou suguru x reader
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SMAU- YOU ARE THE DESSERT !
Asking the guys to put whipped cream on them...
(Gojo, Geto, Toji, Nanami, Choso, Sukuna, Higuruma, Ino)
Masterlist Discord
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk smut#jjk smau#smau#jjk fake texts#jjk texts#jjksmau#jjk#jjk fluff#jjk crack#jjk x y/n#jujutsu kaisen smau#gojo satoru#gojo x reader#geto suguru#geto x reader#nanami kento#nanami x reader#choso kamo#choso x reader#toji fushiguro#toji x reader#sukuna#sukuna x reader#higuruma hiromi#higuruma x reader#ino takuma#ino x reader
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Smau: "She just left. You can come over now." 😏
- the jjk guys pranking you by texting you "she just left, come over"
nanami, shiu, sukuna, choso, gojo, geto, and toji
contains: crack lol
a/n: something fun while we wait for pt. 4 of the anniversary series 💓
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk smau#toji x reader#gojo x reader#jjk fake texts#jujutsu kaisen smau#jujutsu kaisen fake texts#toji smau#gojo smau#shiu smau#shiu x reader#choso smau#choso x reader#sukuna smau#sukuna x reader#nanami smau#nanami x reader#geto smau#geto x reader#jjk crack
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jjk smau: you just gave sukuna his first phone!
ft. sukuna
cw: sukuna being sukuna
pt 2 here!
#jujutsu kaisen smau#jjk fluff#jjk scenarios#jjk crack#jjk x reader#jjk#sukuna x reader#sukuna x you#jjk x you#jjk fake texts
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they bond with your pet!
pairings: gojo satoru, suguru geto, toji fushiguro, megumi fushiguro, ryomen sukuna, yuji itadori, nanami kento, + choso kamo!
warnings: fluff fluff fluff :)
authors note: some random shit i was thinking abt guys so enjoyyy!
©rissouu 2024
masterlist
#malora’s works!#jjk texts#smau#jjk smau#gojo texts#choso texts#geto texts#toji texts#jjk crack#nanami texts#yuji texts#jjk x reader#jjk x you#megumi texts#sukuna texts#choso x reader#jjk fluff#jjk smut#jjk drabble#choso smut#sukuna x reader#geto x reader#gojo x reader#nanami x reader#megumi x reader#yuji x reader
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asking what the jjk men’s turn ons are…ʚ♡
✎ synopsis: you ask them what turns them on? do they answer in a manner to which you’d expect? who knows!
<suggestive><fluff><crack>
Inclu. gojo, nanami, choso, toji, geto, sukuna
#faithums#jjk#jjk texts#jjk fake texts#jjk smut#jjk crack#jujutsu kaisen#jjk gojo#jjk nanami#gojo satoru#jjk imagines#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk fluff#jjk x you#jjk x reader#jjk x reader smut#choso x reader#nanami smut#gojo satoru x you#gojo smut#getou suguru x reader#suguru geto smut#sukuna smut#sukuna x reader#kento nanami x reader#nanami kento x reader#nanami kento#gojo x reader#toji fushiguro#toji x reader
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their reaction to you wearing men’s cologne but it’s actually theirs!
contents: 18+, mdni. anon requested. them reacting to you wearing their cologne on accident. toji being sappy lol. gojo, geto, toji, nanami, choso, sukuna, shiu, and higuruma included.
#sexbot300 writes#jjk smut#jjk fanfic#jjk smau#gojo x reader#geto x you#toji x you#nanami x you#choso x you#sukuna x you#shiu x reader#higuruma x you#jjk fluff#jjk crack#jjk texts#jjk x reader#gojo x you#geto x reader#toji x reader#choso x reader#nanami x reader#sukuna x reader#shiu x you#higuruma x reader
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To the Floor, From the rat
Sukuna x Reader crack
By: 3 crackheads (HAHA! YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ONE BUTS ITS ACTUALLY dio- i mean THREE 👹)
Disclaimer: dangerous amounts of crack ahead. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED hehehe 👹. totally scary topics like rats with…penis??
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Summary: you are Sukuna’s maid and you’re paid to clean his enormous penthouse (and maybe something ELSE enormous but who really knows 👀).
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Good god not the floors again!
Why does Master Sukuna always have me clean the floors?! Like, I could be cleaning literally anything else, but it’s always the floors *cries*.
Maybe he just wants to see my non-existent ass? Who fucking knows at this point.
I rarely see the guy too. It's always a little rear glimpse here and maybe a sliver of hair there
He only tells me these things via text too, like I’ve never heard his voice. The other maids are starting to spread rumors around him.
Some say he’s like ultra hot but an absolute dick but also that he’s like incredibly smart and doesn’t fuck around (his bedsheets really do beg to differ though, like good god the amount of cum stains on his bedspread)
He’s been having female visitors and it always ends with the woman crying and running away (coward).
Some of the maids say his female visitors run away purely from seeing how enormous his cock is. Some even say it's because he continues till the visitor faints, even after they say no.
Another says they run away from his expectations and are only there for their own pleasure
So now he just goes to hotels and such because why bring those women to his house and waste his time
Oh geez, thinking about Master Sukuna made me go toward his room.
Though I know he isn’t home and he didn’t ask me to clean up his room but hey what could be the harm though there’s still flooring in there so technically…
So now I find myself in his room with my jaw hitting the floor with how large it is. I look around more and find a wall full of pictures of women with “x” marks on them.
Is he “thank you next” ing them?!?!
Before I can process, I see a small stash of pictures of the maids.
Oh no, oh no. He isn't-
“And who gave you permission to enter my room?”
I turn around and see him.
Sukuna.
“The floor gang!” I shouted at the strange unfamiliar man, supposedly the master of this house. It was almost as if a quest to get fired popped up.
Sukuna closed his eyes and sighs. He grabs a cigarette and proceeds to smoke. I look at him, wondering if he is going to fire me, or worse.
It was then a tiny little furball scampered across the room. It seemed to be a screaming kitten that appears to have fallen into a trashcan as he was covered in trash.
“QUICK GET THAT RAT” Sukuna screamed, causing me to jolt.
“But master Sukuna why would you have a cat and not see it as such?”I chased the supposed kitten, now fearing for my life.
As I tried to pounce on it, the kitten screamed out a weird noise. “SHEEEEEEESHH”
“Jeez you can’t even catch a small cat, what the fuck did I hire you for again?!?!”
“To make vegan eggs”
“Oh yes. You do make a pretty bussin vegan omlette”
Sukuna laughs, but then realizes something. “Wait…What even the fuck is a vegan omlette?”
“A spicy version of connect 4” I answered snarkily.
“i-I what?”
Sukuna begins to look at me confused, but proceeds to keep his composure.
“Don’t change the subject. Why were you in my room?”
“Well you see…” I looked around the room for an excuse and for a moment I didn’t have one
But catching sight of a statue on the floor that was clearly soiled. “That. I had to clean that, it’s clearly a biohazard.” “This?” Sukuna picks up the statue, showing some sort of mythical creature, a groundhog perhaps? No. A rat. Some will say it is a rat penis.
“Y-yes sir it looked like it made a mess everywhere sir”
“There is no need.” He quickly pocketed the questionable statue. “But since you’re here, I have a favor to ask of you…”
Ooooooh is it finally happening?!?! The moment all of us maids have been waiting for?!?!
“Can you draw what exactly a rat penis is??”
OH WHAT THE HECK??
Before I can even say anything, the world around me begins to fade away. My eyes start to feel exhausted.
“Why am I feeling so… sleepy?”
“I see the drug is finally taking its effect on you”
I look at him, and gasp in shock. No way, how in tarnation was he able to drug me while we talked about the rat penis?
“WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO DRUG ME WHAT THE FUCK?”
“By the very statue that led you here. It was diffusing sleep powder into the air that only works on scrubs like yourself.” Sukuna grinned over my collapsed form on the ground.
I start to feel very dizzy. The last thing i see is Sukuna’s smirking face.
“You shouldn’t have come in here naughty pet”
“Now put these on” He held out a headband with some strange animal ears along with a long pink tail clip thing.
Funny how he thinks I have the strength to do so
LE TIMESKIP
I wake up, for some reason, very sore,
My neck.
My back.
WHY AM I SORE. AND WAIT A MINUTE….
AM I WEARING A RAT COSTUME??
AND TIED UP TO THE BED?!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
AM I A RAT OR AM I A LADY?!?
I notice a piece of paper next to the bed lamp. The paper said.
Once a rat, always a rat.
I fume in anger.
“Ah, it seems you’ve finally awakened” The monster I've come to know as Sukuna walks in, with the most punchable look on his face. If only I wasn’t tied up like this, I’d send this jerk flying.
“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN. I WAS DRUGGED AND YOU DO THIS TO ME? AND WHY IS MY BACK SORE?”
“It’s not my fault you hit the ground too hard.” {hehe you thought us 3 did something there} He walks over with an intense stare especially at the rat costume.
I close my eyes. I look at the handcuffs, and rip it from the bed.
“You really thought this was going to contain me?” mistake number 1 as I would later find out
“This is what it means to go even further beyond!” I charge at Sukuna, not caring for the consequences. “PLUS ULTRA” I swung as hard as I could, but at the last second my back gave out and I became like a worm on the floor writhing in pain. And he dodged it
“Pathetic. Did you expect me to praise you?”
I look at him and give him a matching grin
“No, but look what I have”
I grab the same drug he used on me. His eyes go wide
“Wait-”
I spray it on him and he immediately goes to sleep.
I make sure that he is asleep and immediately run out of the room. I grab my things from the servant quarters and run for it. Various maids looked on as I ran, I realized that I am still wearing the rat costume (AHHH SHIIIIIT).
I then realize that I am like all those other women he fucks with, except dressed like a rat. I cannot be in a room with that… monster.
But is it cowardly to quit? Maybe. Is it the best option for the time being? Yes.
It truly is a shame he’s hot. During our encounter I noticed many MMA awards on his walls on that luscious deep red paint coat.
“I see the rat has found my awards” It was as if Sukuna had teleported behind me.
I jump. HOW THE FUCK WAS HE AWAKE AND I HAD CRASHED?!
“Using my very own rat penis against me… Perhaps you are the one I’ve always been searching for.” With a swift grasp, he grabbed me like a potato sack, but more like a rat sack…
“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN” I fought against him, pulling his hair like a child.
He pulled me into an embrace, not letting me go.
“You really gotta tone down the rat fetish man”
Sukuna’s grin only widened. “You sure are feisty. I think I’ll keep you, my little rat.” He isn’t fazed in the slightest by my attacks.
I try to think of a smart remark to say back, but I can’t. This weird feeling I am having cannot be described in words.
“You can keep me, but the rats gotta go,” I blurted out without thinking.
“...”
“So you’re saying I can keep you?” Sukuna’s eyes glistened mischievously. Surely he was plotting something to get his way, after all he firmly believed in his favorite quote: “Once a rat, always a rat”.
“NO GET YOUR STUPID RAT PENIS OUT OF MY FACE”
He grabs me by the waist and carries me bridal style (insert wedding music)
Afraid of falling, I instinctively clutched onto him, which caused Sukuna to have the most annoying grin on his face. At this point, I’d much rather be dropped. Afterall the floor is basically my home in this accursed place.
“So my little rat…” Sukuna looked down at me, “Where to next?”
I look at Sukuna.
“The Floor, you dumb rat”
“Who’s the rat now?” I cackle.
The end fool.
Or not 👀.
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The retuuuuurn of the raaat
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You hide an injury from them
Including: Gojo, Nanami, Choso, Sukuna, Toji, Yuuji, and Megumi.
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their reactions to you giving a creep their number instead of yours
ʚ incl: gojo, geto, nanami, toji, choso, sukuna, higuruma, shiu, ino, shoko, uraume
ʚ cont: crack, fluff
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ˋ°•*⁀➷ · accidental nudes
⤿ (pre-relationship) accidentally sending them nudes... good for you they're already head over heels for u huh?
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