#suggestively

[fodlansbestmom]

She’s being quite generous with showcasing her cleavage. All can look!

[valiantroyalty]

Despite being being to a near obsession of human things, ariel didn’t understand clothes. Even being on land a few times, the connection didn’t fully click. So here the redhead was, on land, completely naked, still dripping water having come right from the ocean. It’s obvious where she’s been, as all the scales were completely visible.

Though she’s aware of all the stares, she didn’t fully take into account. The princess is distracted by the pretty lights of the street, the smell of food, sounds of talking basically captivated her.

[mechanicaldance]

William comes home to Emelie like this

What does Will do?

[makeitquietly]

Happy Birthday to Oliver Hardy! 🥰🌺 In Should Sailors Marry? (1925) he plays a doctor examining the slightly alarmed Cyril (Clyde Cook) for insurance purposes.

[ghost-oftheriver]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[sabertoothwalrus]

let's get ✨vulnerable✨

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[amediocregamer]

the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

[mochasucculent]

Dumb thing that would not leave my brain

[fodlansbestmom]

A smile crossed her lips at the kiss and she returned the eye contact, going so far as to not blink. She didn’t really need to, but she did moments later. Don’t make this awkward!

“Mm, something good for both of us.” So purred as she turned her head to capture Geist’s mouth in a kiss. “I get a delicious treat and you feel good~”

@bravelywego

[valiantroyalty]

It was one of the rare times Ariel had woken up with a certain need. Luckily she didn’t have to search far as she’s still snuggled up against Azul. He was still in his mer form, which was perfect. Though to her it didn’t matter which form her boyfriend was in, she’s always fantasised being taken while he was as an octopus, ever since their first time.

She shifted to having legs using her magic, to which she started to grind against him. “Azzie,” the princess whined, “wake up. Take me!”

@octocoin

[mechanicaldance]

Emelie brightened at the smile her love gave at the initial sight. She assumed he liked the color, as she didn’t spot any negative on his face. However.. his next actions confused her for a moment. The kiss was just a surprise but most definitely a welcome one! The blonde eagerly returned it, as tatted fingers tangled in his hair. He’s even rewarded a small moan!

From the intensity of the kiss left her briefly breathless but her heart quickened within her chest. Em tilted her head to the side and those seductive words sent a shiver down her spine. Something about the hunger William sported was incredibly arousing, and who was she to deny his request? She shifted ever so slightly to move away only to steal a hunger filled kiss of her own before she attacked. She found a spot on his neck and, normally she kissed but she skipped that step to bite down. Hard. A bit too hard maybe, in her excitement.

@five-nights-of-protagonists

[slfcare]

ten years ago you were so scared of such different things, but you survived them anyway. the same goes for five years ago and two years ago. everything that has ever felt like a hurdle, you’ve passed through. so be afraid, identify your fears, and then allow yourself to remember that in just a little while, this will be another thing that you have overcome.

[yamujiburo]

tiddies make everything better