#sugar water football team. sugar water bmx and cycling.

[protocolseben]

It’s probably blasphemous to say it but honestly I’m in awe of how a crackhead sugar water company can involve themselves in a lot of things with their people being equally crackheaded in various disciplines

[quirkwizard]

Class 1-A at the Olympic Games

Is there any real reason to do this? Not really, but the Olympics people actually care about only comes around once every four years and I wanted to do something for it. So here’s who I think would do be the best in each of the events.

3x3 Basketball/Basketball/Beach Volleyball/Volleyball: Starting off with a surprising one, Hagakure actually does the best here. Mostly because people are too confused on how a ghost seems to be handling the ball to stop her.

Archery: I guess Aoyama? He seems pretty good at hitting stationary targets. How many points would he get if destroyed the whole target though?

Artistic Gymnastics/Rhythmic Gymnastics/Trampoline: With her amazing acrobatic abilities, Mina would be a shoe in for these events. I mean she’s already dress for the job since her hero suit is essentially a leotard.

Artistic Swimming/Marathon Swimming/Swimming: Surprising no one, the girl that is part frog completely overtakes everyone in swimming events.

Athletics/Modern Pentathlon/Triathlon: As most of these involve running or jumping, Iida’s rock power legs should help him immensely. I can see him now, majestically rocketing over every hurdle.

Badminton/Golf/Tennis/Sailing: Momo dominates all of these. Mostly because these are rich people sports and no else knows how to play them properly.

BMX Freestyle/BMX Racing/Track Cycling/Mountain Bike: Uraraka takes the gold with all of these. Mostly because she E.T.ed her bike all the way to the finish line.

Boxing: Izuku, giving his skills in analytics and punching, would be great in this sport. Now I just really want to see a MHA and Hajime no Ippo crossover.

Canoe / Kayak Flatwater/Canoe / Kayak Slalom/Rowing: I'm just going to give these to Shoji. Mostly because the guy could be an entire team by himself with all of his arms.

Diving: Surprisingly, Mineta does the best in this one. Turns out his small body is perfect for diving.

Equestrian/Road Cycling: Koda just told everyone else's horses to stop or bombarded them with a bunch of pigeons.

Fencing: Since he’s the only one to actually wield a sword, I guess Tokoyami can do this one. And by that I mean Dark Shadow can do this as Tokoyami waits at the other side of the mat. You think Dark Shadow would get a medal as well?

Football: Again, Iida does pretty good in soccer. Mostly because no one wants to block or get within five yards of him with how powerful his legs are.

Handball/Rugby: If Aiwaza's opening exam is anything to go by, Bakugou would crush any kind of hand related sport. Now he can get a gold medal he actually wants.

Hockey: I could say that Shoto’s skills with skating earn him the gold. But if we’re being honest, he probably trapped the other teams in ice like at the Sports Festival.

Judo/Karate/Taekwondo: Gee, I wonder if the guy wearing a Gi everywhere would do well in marital arts events. Though I do wonder if Ojiro would do the typical thing and tie up his tail to restrain his power.

Shooting: I guess Momo since she is the only person who has ever handled anything close to a gun? Would she get more points for hitting the other athlete's targets? 

Skateboarding/Surfing: Denki seems like the kind of guy who would be into this stuff so I guess he could do well with it? Honestly, I didn’t even know these were events.

Sport Climbing: You think it would be Tsuyu given her naturally climbing pads, but it is actually Sero as he spidermans his way to the top.

Table Tennis: Obviously, Shoji and his twenty paddles of doom take this one. Tokoyami did put up a good fight given that he’s essentially a one man team with Dark Shadow.

Water Polo: Jiro does pretty great in this one. I mean she did get hit in the head, her jacks hit the pool, and everyone else stopped moving, so she won only be default. But hey, a win is a win.

Weightlifting: Given how beefy he could be, Sato would be pretty great at tossing around these heavy weights. Wait, would him using sugar count as steroid abuse?

Wrestling: Of course, Kirishima would only partake and excel in the most manly of sports. Though I feel bad for his opponents. Going to grapple Kirishima only to be completely shredded by his armor.