#sueprfam

[krinsbez]

I would as well but like...I still want Bat-content.

It would be nice if the internet stopped sleeping on literally every other superhero fam, though. It is nuts that it's all Batfam* all the time, when the Sueprfam, Flash fam, Marvel fam, Fantastic Four, Spider-fam, X-Men etc. etc. etc. exist.

*Also, they omit half the Batfam! Where's Helena? Helena? Kate? Bette? Harold? Jean-Paul? Aunt Harriet? Orpheus and Onyx? Harper? Julia? Sasha? etc.

Accepting medical help from Lex Luthor, especially radiation poisoning, sounds like a poor plan. Action Comics 525

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Enjoy a preview of Kyoshi Kon ;P

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Okay so we know about Steve and he’d react to being stood up on Father’s Day but what about the other dads

Yandad Bruce Wayne/Batman: Bruce would lowkey be hurt if his bby stood him up for their own real father or stepdad or whatever paternal figure who was there before him. He’d be a little petty, not directed towards his bby of course but more aimed towards whoever they chose to spend Father’s Day with. After the first time, Bruce wouldn’t allow for a second time of being stood up. Why celebrate separately when you can blend the two together? From then on he would hold a Father’s Day BBQ at the manor, inviting his bby’s father over too so that they wouldn’t have any reason to push him and the Batfamily to the side.

Yandad Clark Kent/Superman: Unlike Bruce, Clark would be extremely hurt if his bby stood him up on Father’s Day. He would have been looking forward to spending the day with his bby and the rest of the Superfamily. His reaction would probably be better is his bby let him know in advance that they wouldn’t be showing up or something. If they weren’t to let him know at all then he would be really upset. The day would involve him moping around and losing some of the motivation he had for the day. He’d be glad that his family was still there with him but it would be even better to have his family whole and with his bby not their then it’s not the same. Clark would without a doubt guilt trip his bby into spending the next Father’s Day with him. Or make it up to him by spending some quality time with him and the Sueprfam.

Yanpapa Oliver Queen/Green Arrow: Oh, Oliver would not take being stood up by his bby very well. He doesn’t care that they have another father figure besides him, he wants all their attention and focus. Besides, he wholeheartedly believes he’s the better dad. I have no doubt that he would crash wherever his bby is spending Father’s Day, he may even challenge his bby’s real dad or preferred paternal figure to a Battle of the Dads. It would be ridiculous but he’d take it pretty seriously. The challenge would probably involve whichever dad could handle Oliver’s chili better. He’d win of course.

Yandad Hal Jordan/Green Lantern: Hal wouldn’t even think twice of crashing wherever his bby was spending Father’s Day. He’d invite himself over and have a good ol’ time with his bby’s real family. He may even invite some of the Green Lantern Corp over to have a good time. Let’s be honest, Hal would be so petty. He’d make himself as charming and charismatic as possible so his bby’s family would invite him over again, not only for Father’s Day but also for every other Holliday. Although, Hal would prefer to spend his time with his bby alone he can’t say this wouldn’t be a win too.

Yandad Barry Allen/The Flash: Barry would understand his bby wanting to spend time with their family but he’s here too you know? He’d like to spend some quality time with them, especially on a holiday, let alone a holiday dedicated to dads which he is now that he’s got them in his life. He’s really dedicated to this new role he’s given himself in regards to his bby so it would hurt him to to be able to spend actual Father’s day with them but he would be content to have a late Father’s Day get together with his bby. Barry wouldn’t be nearly as petty as any of the other dads but he still takes Father’s Day very seriously, especially given that his father was locked away when he was younger.

Yanpapa Joker: Joker would not take being stood up by his bby well at all. He’d be pretty livid honestly. As far as he knows he’s his bby’s only papa and that’s that. There’s no room for anyone else, especially not their real dad. Depending on his mood he would either crash wherever his bby is spending Father’s Day and kill anyone and everyone there (beside his bby of course) as punishment for standing him up on his special day. Or he would wait awhile and do something else cruel and scarring to his bby’s family so they won’t have any reason to have to choose between him and them again. Either way his bby’s family is getting taken care of the only difference is whether he wants his bby to witness it or not.

Yandad Lex Luthor: Lex would be extremely petty about being stood up on Father’s Day, both towards his bby and whoever they stood him up for. I just imagine him having planned out his own Father’s Day celebration, all his bby would’ve had to do was show up, but he was left waiting all alone at some fancy restaurant he bought out just for him and his bby. That’s the last time he agrees to not picking them up in the first place but he thought he could trust them to show up. Just know that his bby will be making up Father’s Day to him. His plans would all be the same as before but he’s picking them up from the start and he demands a genuine gift from then that they put a lot of thought into. Then maybe he can work on forgiving them for standing him up.

Yandad Tony Stark/Iron Man: Tony wouldn’t be happy about missing out on Father’s Day with his bby but he would at least appreciate them telling him that they aren’t going to be there. At the very least, then his pettiness wouldn’t be nearly as bad. And yes he is another petty one, one of the pettier ones really. If his bby didn’t give him any notice before hand then he would be force to be reckoned with that whole day. Couldn’t they have at the very least shot him a text or an email, a voicemail would’ve been real nice but really he would have taken anything. No one in his path would be safe from his bad mood. Tony would be more sarcastic then usual, more brazen with his quips. He’d just be in a foul mood the whole day and even a few more days afterwards. The only thing that would bring his mood up would actually being able to spend some amount of quality time with his bby. And an apology would be nice too.

Yanpapa Logan Howlett/Wolverine: Logan honestly probably would never have taken Father’s Day seriously until his bby came into his life. He still wouldn’t be as over the top as some of the other dads/papas but he would still hold some amount of hurt at being stood up for Father’s Day. His thing would more so be about not even being acknowledged as someone important in his kid’s life then them actually spending time with their real family. Some acknowledgment is all he’d want, along with some time with his kid but if it’s one day the he can tolerate them spending time away from him. For awhile.

Yandad Wade Wilson/Deadpool: Wade isn’t going to let his bby off the hook for standing him up on Daddy’s Day. He’s crashing wherever it is they are and he’s not leaving without them. He’ll kick whoever’s ass he has to if it means he gets his Daddy’s Day with his bby. Wade may have even enlisted some help to bring his bby back home to him, probably uncle Wolverine with the promise that he’d be invited to Wade’s Daddy Day BBQ.

Yandad Nolan Grayson/Omni-Man: There’s a good chance that whatever father or paternal figure his bby had before him has already been dealt with and taken care of for good. So he wouldn’t need to worry about being stood up, but on the occasion that his bby took on a new paternal figure to get away from him then Nolan would be pretty pissed. His bby’s already got a good family in him, Debbie and Mark, they don’t need anyone else and he’s not going to just allow for someone else to take his place. Nolan would just have to do what he did again with his bby’s family the first time around. Maybe this time he’d make more of a point to reinforce that he’s the only dad for his bby.

Yanpapa Chris Redfield: Imagine standing Chris up on Father’s Day? He wouldn’t be happy at all. He’d be pretty grumpy the whole time really. He may even give his bby the silent treatment for not spending Father’s Day with him. Hell, if he’s feeling especially upset with being pushed aside for some other father figure, Chris may just get Jill, Claire, and maybe even Leon to come with him to crash wherever his bby is. He just wants to show that his bby’s got another family looking out for them. And maybe to rub it in their other family’s face how cool they are. Either way, Chris would still be butt hurt that he was overlooked for his bby’s other family. The only think that would make him feel better was if they spent some time with him, Claire and Jill (he couldn’t care less about Leon in this situation). But especially spending time with him and if they were to acknowledge or even refer to him as their dad. That would definitely make him feel good.