#sucks for u aloth

[glamfellens]

oh i see. so aloth’s father has to die

[leeoliver]

definitive ranking of ship names

15. therra (theron x nerra) i literally cannot stress how much i fucking hate this name. i literally could not think of anything even microscopically better. neron. ronra. thene. shnu. nan. they all FUCKING suck im glad 5.4 happened so i dont have to date stupid theron and deal with the stupid fucking name!!

14. rularo (r/umarin x aelaro) its no good but its better than fucking THERRA.. the alternatives were. aemarin. marlaro (which just sounds like the hotel trump always stays at instead of doing work). aerin. which is nice but its pronounced the same as the end of rumarins name so its a bust

13. junid (j/uhani x enid) again its. nothing special. alt was ehani. hanid. juid. juhanid is almost better..

12. vyrwyn (vyriano x h/edwyn) this one is very pretty to write but it sounds kinda awkward read outloud. or even just like thought in ur head. vrywyn. sounds weird.

11. winmel (darwin x mel) its pronounced like windmill which i think is cute but its not? immediately obvious? im considering just spelling it like windmill but then u kinda lose their...names..

10. alohris (aloth x lihrus) alts were liloth ahrus alli...thinking about it know im not sure where the i comes from...shouldnt it be alohrus...

9. snowcap (frost x e/iger) its a bit...convoluted...frost = snow and the eiger is a mountain and a snowcap is snow on top of a mountain...i guess its a sex joke? it is fun to say and its better than eirabella imo

8. pershane (percy x shane) idk i like pershane

7. malarcade (mal x arcade) not astoundingly creative but it gets the job done...can u believe their names just perfectly crossfade into one another like that....talk about soulmates

6. christiansek (joseph x ferris) it’s Just Fun To Say...also its nice to mix in a traditional surname portmanteau every now and then

5. pimple (piscin x raina) rainas last name is temple and thats why it works...pimples are pretty neat im glad they could be a part of this name

4. rhules (rhian x julian) rhules rules...sometimes i still think about runner up juan tho...

3. kitton (kiri x atton) kitton is genuinely so cute it almost makes up for the fact that this is a het ship

2. decimal (decima x malvetta) i love it when they’re real words its just so much less stressful

1. jimmyjohns (james x johnny) i came up with the jimmyjohns ship name on my flight to iceland (or maybe back from iceland i dont totally remember) but its literally the best thing thats ever happened to me. my quality of living has improved exponentially since i came up w jimmyjohns

bonus surpreme winner: fartz (fargo x blitz) a joke name for a joke ship