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Left: "That's the end of the official tour."
Me: "And now what?"
Right: "Now you get on your knees and go down on us."
I should have know something was up when the after hours tour of the precinct ended in the cells.
Right: Well go on then, get the fuck down there and take care of me, and when you're done taking my nut, you're gonna take care of my boys, and you're gonna swallow they give you to swallow!"
Well I had no problem getting on my knees as they took turns unzipping and using my mouth to relieve their shift stress and unload their ball juice into, TWICE!
#get on your knees#get on your fucking knees#go down on us#take care of us#get on your fucking knees for us#what are you waiting for#what do you think we want?#blow us#get the fuck over here#suck our cocks#suck our dicks#suck us off#teamwork#afterwork#post work#took turns#used my mouth#dumped their loads in my mouth#made me swallow#all four of them#one after the other#swallow what we give you
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this is so funny to me... izzy really said these gay ass motherfuckers did something nice for me and i hate it
#cocksuckers is such a funny insult too#like yeah they suck cock what's your problem mate you jealous?#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd season 2#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd spoilers#izzy hands
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need to makeout with tashi over patricks cock :/ close girlfriends who share everything together so why wouldn't she share her new boyfriends cock with her bestie??
#poppy speaks#patricks not complaining#hhhhh saw a porv video of two girls sucking a guy off and now my head is buzzing#hard thick cock and our plush lips on either side of it.#her tucking your hair back for you when you go to throat him#cums and dies
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Well, now you know how Argentinians felt all year
#bye an sanity#and our president would love to suck that piece of shit's cock so you know we are even more fucked#like an usa loving president in a country as rich and important as Argentina is worse#like you know is worse#pur resources are being stolen BY YOU#our rights and our public stuff are being taken away TO BE LIKE YOU#so yeah#suck it#learn to fight
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*through gritted teeth* this country is good sometimes i guess
#it’s good to remind ourselves that politicians are not our people#and by sometimes i mean now#shane jones suck my frog cock#nzpol#nz#New Zealand#aotearoa#trans positive#transphobia tw
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Just found R. E. Rodgers on Twitter (I’m not calling it X fuck you Elon.) For those who don’t know, he played James Robson the “old fashioned”, FOX loving, Nazi rapist.
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HIS ENTIRE ACCOUNT IS JUST FUCK RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, AND SEXISTS. LIKE THE WHOLE THING🤣 Fuckin love this guy. Just reposts anti-Trump memes all the damn time and it makes my heart so happy.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫶🫶❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫶
#hbo oz#oz meme#James Robson#R.E. Rodgers#like 90% of the guys in Oz’ pages are like that#love that our show has some wonderful people on it#it’s hard to separate the art and the artist sometimes#so I’m glad that we don’t have to for the most part#think Chuck Vito is still sucking Trump’s cock#C’amma fa?#what’re you gonna do?
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i really wanna make out with someone around toji's fat tip and hear him whine :-(( i just need to see more whiny toji around here i'm tired of him being depicted as a super mean dom
omg STOP, I'm PURRING. I 1000% agree with all of this.
like, imagine this: both of you on your knees, kissing each other so sloppy, all tongue and spit, while Toji stands above you with his fat cock in his fist, stroking it while he watches. He's so horny from just watching the two of you have fun, growing more and more impatient as he waits for his turn until he can't stand it anymore. "Come on," he whines, his cock is throbbing in his grip, desperate for your mouths. "Please."
#and then we lick him up and down until his whole cock is coated in our saliva#then he deep throats one of us while the other sucks on his big ol' balls#throws my papers up in the air#AHHHHHH I'm going fucking crazy#SALEM I LOVE YOU AND YOUR BRILLIANT BRAIN#apologies if this is too much#my lovely salem#lovely moots
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jewish people who have worked on star trek you have all my love. EXCEPT jj abrams you have negative love from me i think you smell jj abrams.
#star trek#ollievores little ramble time#this is mostly a joke#like were all the same in the eyes of our oppressors#all that#but#jj abrams can suck a fat smelly cock#and he should choke on it too#star trek aos#jj abrams
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they've never won a treble and thats the only fucking redeeming thing abt this shit btw
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in work drama updates: the person who outed me is the same person who’s been ratting people out to our supervisor.
This one guy joked about not working out his full two weeks bc he was so excited to leave so they went to management and told them that he straight up said he wasn’t going to show up on his last day so they sent him home half a week early.
Another coworker told them she was in the final round interviews for another job and they also went to management and they ended up firing her the same day
#dyed hair septum ring fake corporate punk rock aesthetic and they/them but you’re still a transphobe somehow and also a capitalist rat#like they love the punk aesthetic but also won’t stop sucking corporate cock#when one of my work friends got fired bc upper management found out she got into grad school with a TA position#and therefore would be leaving in August (yes in August but they fired her suddenly mid March bc she was a ‘liability’) they said ‘well#I mean it was wrong for her to keep working here knowing how long and how much money it costs the company to train us’#brain rot brain rot brain rot neoliberal brain rot#captain’s log#sorry to be aggressively political on main 🙏🏼#my job is very toxic and also this individual is a completely flying monkey to our supervisor so said supervisor just listened to them#blindly and trusts their insight into things. said supervisor also breaks HR code to talk to them about other employees#our CEO was literally told by the IRS to step down or federal charges would be perused like you’d like we would be a little more uh#following labor laws and HR policy but alas 😭🙏🏼#whatever I hope the whole credit union shuts down 🙏🏼
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congrats to the 2022 games awards for finally having the official elected GOTY be objectively better than the players choice
#- shade (any)#elden ring >>>>#im sorry im with nyx on this one. players choice was rigged. sonic was robbed. stray was robbed.#sonic makes a comeback and releases a decent game for the first time in 11 years and loses to an anime gambling simulator.#at least we can say this on tumblr without our local cosplay community vagueposting about us for not sucking its cock
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Every family member is individually pissed off for a different reason. Luckily, we're not pissed at each other.
#i got pissed off in traffic and got us lost#dad got pissed off the resort he booked was gross and also didnt have vodka he likes#mom got pissed off because our room keys didnt work and she's afraid of the iguanas#we are going to a different hotel but#i truly despise port st lucie#florida sucks but PSL REALLY gobbles some cock
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Agsgdggdgd omggg I went to send that form letter to my reps to ask them to not be horrible shitheads for once and help the people in Gaza, and the website shows you who you're sending it to and they have pictures and um sgdgdggdgdgd
Who hurt you??? It's like he knows no one likes him and he's like that kind of person that takes that out on everybody instead of changing their ways to be likeable sgdgdgdgdggdgd
#marquilla#maybe it's bc in his autobiography his grandma asked him when he was ELEVEN if he wanted to suck cocks bc he said he thought#he might be gay and he said no??? and she said that thats what being gay is so then NO you are not!#or maybe it's his horrible upbringing and he turned into a bitter husk of a man idk#i didnt read his book i listened to his ep on 'If Books Could Kill' and holy fuck man sgdgdgdgd get this man OUT#our past repub senator was a fucking dickwad and i couldnt wait to vote him out and the fucker beat me to it and retired#but God this man is... something else.... fuck#i cropped out my congress person bc it would reveal my district and shit but they were smiling in their pic wgdgdgdggdgdgd
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I think as someone who gets constantly disrespected and bullied by white Europeans, Simon would have appreciated Messi’s “Que mirá bobo andá pa’allá” and his Topo Giggio move towards the Netherlands in the WC
#he would fantasize about pulling either of those moves on Vincent#he’s Latino so he’s a fan of the wc#regardless of whether he’s actually into football or not idfc#it’s in the rule book of latinidad#it’s a non negotiable aspect of our identity#I did it i managed to connect my obsession with the wc to my obsession with young royals#and if there’s any butthurt European around who sees this#you can suck my large South American cock 💕
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A ll those Johnny callouts on my dash are delicious. I don't even have anything to contribute i'm just a petty hater 😎
#i haven't even been in the fandom for more than a year lol#but i remember making up arbitrary rules so we could keep our space a johnny free zone and BOY did people get mad at that#like let us keep this one pocket of the internet where we can criticize Johnny freely. every other space was already a Johnny shrine#thanks to the Keanu effect (thanks for nothing Keanu)#more reasons why i joined mgs. they introduced celebrities in TPP but no one cares for them lol#and since every single character is a war criminal we circumvent 'my blorbo is holier than thou' drama#like there were really people who came to our server dedicated to sucking corpo cock and tried to lecture us on Johnnys revolutionary ideas
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