#suck our cocks

[service4cops]

Left: "That's the end of the official tour."

Me: "And now what?"

Right: "Now you get on your knees and go down on us."

I should have know something was up when the after hours tour of the precinct ended in the cells.

Right: Well go on then, get the fuck down there and take care of me, and when you're done taking my nut, you're gonna take care of my boys, and you're gonna swallow they give you to swallow!"

Well I had no problem getting on my knees as they took turns unzipping and using my mouth to relieve their shift stress and unload their ball juice into, TWICE!

[lavenderspriggs]

this is so funny to me... izzy really said these gay ass motherfuckers did something nice for me and i hate it

[poppy-metal]

need to makeout with tashi over patricks cock :/ close girlfriends who share everything together so why wouldn't she share her new boyfriends cock with her bestie??

[lucianinsanity]

Well, now you know how Argentinians felt all year

[ozimagines]

Just found R. E. Rodgers on Twitter (I’m not calling it X fuck you Elon.) For those who don’t know, he played James Robson the “old fashioned”, FOX loving, Nazi rapist.

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HIS ENTIRE ACCOUNT IS JUST FUCK RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, AND SEXISTS. LIKE THE WHOLE THING🤣 Fuckin love this guy. Just reposts anti-Trump memes all the damn time and it makes my heart so happy.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫶🫶❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫶

[sapphia]

*through gritted teeth* this country is good sometimes i guess

[daisynik7]

i really wanna make out with someone around toji's fat tip and hear him whine :-(( i just need to see more whiny toji around here i'm tired of him being depicted as a super mean dom

omg STOP, I'm PURRING. I 1000% agree with all of this.

like, imagine this: both of you on your knees, kissing each other so sloppy, all tongue and spit, while Toji stands above you with his fat cock in his fist, stroking it while he watches. He's so horny from just watching the two of you have fun, growing more and more impatient as he waits for his turn until he can't stand it anymore. "Come on," he whines, his cock is throbbing in his grip, desperate for your mouths. "Please."

[xxxball-fondlerxxx]

jewish people who have worked on star trek you have all my love. EXCEPT jj abrams you have negative love from me i think you smell jj abrams.

[princemick]

they've never won a treble and thats the only fucking redeeming thing abt this shit btw

[king-ludwig-ii]

in work drama updates: the person who outed me is the same person who’s been ratting people out to our supervisor.

This one guy joked about not working out his full two weeks bc he was so excited to leave so they went to management and told them that he straight up said he wasn’t going to show up on his last day so they sent him home half a week early.

Another coworker told them she was in the final round interviews for another job and they also went to management and they ended up firing her the same day

[detectivenyx]

congrats to the 2022 games awards for finally having the official elected GOTY be objectively better than the players choice

[boyswanna-be-her]

Every family member is individually pissed off for a different reason. Luckily, we're not pissed at each other.

[bunnyb34r]

Agsgdggdgd omggg I went to send that form letter to my reps to ask them to not be horrible shitheads for once and help the people in Gaza, and the website shows you who you're sending it to and they have pictures and um sgdgdggdgdgd

Who hurt you??? It's like he knows no one likes him and he's like that kind of person that takes that out on everybody instead of changing their ways to be likeable sgdgdgdgdggdgd

[felice-girlboss]

I think as someone who gets constantly disrespected and bullied by white Europeans, Simon would have appreciated Messi’s “Que mirá bobo andá pa’allá” and his Topo Giggio move towards the Netherlands in the WC

[electrosquash]

A ll those Johnny callouts on my dash are delicious. I don't even have anything to contribute i'm just a petty hater 😎