#such a funny contrast to me. man is made of titanium and plasticine

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actually following from those tags i love that they say hildy rarely ever resorts to violence. its so Him. I feel like almost any damage he inflicts will come by his slapstick nature indirectly rather than any direct attempts to injure others

like he'd trip on a damn banana peel and him crashing to the ground would make a shockwave knocking everyone out. this would happen a million times before he opted to try to punch someone

made funnier by the fact he is almost superhumanly strong in some ways hes just this like. guy who could absolutely flip a building if the situation required. and he would do that to help someone. but put him in a 1v1 fistfight and hes getting clocked instantly