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DMC Headcanons 5

What would Dante and Vergil be like as a brother-in-law?

Dante

He’s a definitely a great bro-in-law because he’s just happy Vergil finally found someone who could rein him in.

After all, you must be something special to have caught his brother’s eye.

Expect a LOT of teasing, though. Some is directed at you, but mostly it’ll be at Vergil’s expense.

“Geez, what the hell do you see in his ugly old ass, anyway?”  “We’re twins, Dante.”  “And???”

This usually ends with him being stabbed.

Speaking of, that was quite a shock the first time, but it happens so often now you’re just used to it.

The only problem is the mess it leaves. Dante insists you don’t have to clean it up, but you know by now that if you don’t, no one else will. Especially Dante.

You dock points for that one.

Always, always tries hitting you up for free food, spare cash, or other things ‘cause he knows he can’t get it from Vergil. Says he’ll pay you back, but…really? You know better.

More points docked.

Which is why Vergil emphasizes you should always, always tell him, “No.”

His kicked puppy look is really hard to resist sometimes, though. Maybe you’ve given in once or twice. Vergil just rolls his eyes.

Dante definitely does NOT give good relationship advice (especially in regards to Vergil) so don’t bother asking.

At this point, maybe he just doesn’t have any points left.

Vergil himself is not the best at relationships either, so fights between you two are bound to happen. If one does though, you can definitely count on Dante to cheer you up.

And maybe, just maybe...he’ll take a stab wound one for the team and piss Vergil off on purpose just so he’ll forget why you two fought in the first place.

Okay, maybe all the points can get added back for that one.

After all, if you make Vergil happy, Dante wants you to stick around and keep him that way…‘cause Vergil’s gone through so much shit already...indefinitely.

Vergil

Hands down the best bro-in-law. Ever.

Dante may be great, but Vergil takes it to a whole ‘nother level.

It’ll be hard to see at first, because he’ll try and hide how much he cares.

But honestly? He’s just happy there’s someone to get his annoying brother off his back every now and then.

Or often. Often is good.

So of course he’s gonna look out for you whether you want him to or not. He wants you to be here for a long, looong while.

You likely don’t annoy him half as much as Dante does, anyway.

He really doesn’t understand how you tolerate Dante yourself. You must have an incredible amount of patience to love his idiot brother.

He’ll also join in any opportunity you present him with to annoy Dante.

Wanna tease your husband a bit? Completely expect backup in the form of Vergil.

Vergil is extremely good at getting under Dante’s skin and you two play off each other effortlessly when you tease him.

“Dante, if you don’t clean up this mess I’m running off with your brother.”  “If he won’t sign the divorce papers, I’ll just kill him.”

Like his brother, Vergil might not be the best go-to for relationship advice, but he is a good listener.

He won’t mind if you need a shoulder to cry on when Dante isn’t around or if Dante is the cause. Just expect him to pretend to be grumpy about it.

But don’t worry. Secretly, he’s content that you trust him enough to come to him for this sort of thing. He knows all too well how hard it is to open up to others.

Oh? You and Dante had a fight? Perfect reason for him to stab smack his brother around a bit.

And if that convinces Dante to go crawling back to you asking for forgiveness, all the better (‘cause let’s face it, the fight probably happened because Dante was being an idiot anyway).

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DMC Headcanons 2

Why the Devil May Cry building looks different in each game/anime

The reason the Devil May Cry office looks different each time throughout the games and the anime is that in between each the place is attacked by devils and the building’s front face always gets destroyed leaving Dante to have to rebuild it and he does it a little different each time.

Also partly explains why he’s in so much debt all the time. No insurance company will insure his building because it happens so often so he has to pay for it out of pocket *coughcoughLady’spocketcoughcough*.

He did have it insured when he first started, but that didn’t last long.

After the first devil attack he made a claim with the insurance company, but he couldn’t really use “destroyed by devils” as the cause so instead he called it “an act of God” as an ironic joke and the insurance company was like NOPE and backed the heck outta that deal faster than a snow cone melts in hell.

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Finding Home

Co-Authors: @ainikkikullerva-blog @platypusbutt @alika-a-moribitolover @the-wondrous-imaginator and yours truly!

Fandom: Seirei no Moribito (Guardian of the Spirit)

Timeline: Pre-canon

Rating: Teen and up

Pairings: implied Balsa x Tanda

Warnings: canon typical violence, mentions of past domestic abuse, spoilers for the pre-canon story

Notes: This was part of a Ten Themes Challenge Round Robin fanfic for our Seirei no Moribito discord server that I participated in. My part was chapter 6: Never Again, but they are all very good 😄 I won’t post the whole story here since I only wrote one chapter, but here’s the Ao3 link if anyone would like to check it out:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34276792/chapters/85281730

Also if you’re a Moribito fan who would like to get in touch with other fans, feel free to dm me for an invite to our discord server. We have regular fanfic challenges, fanart challenges too, discussions about the books, anime, drama series, Uehashi Nahoko’s other novels, translation resources, and lots more!

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Fanfiction Masterlist

Started: 02/18/2021

Last Updated: 07/13/2021

Total Works: 18

Devil May Cry

Headcanons

DMC Headcanons 1: What kind of body style does Dante appreciate?

DMC Headcanons 2: Why the Devil May Cry building looks different in each game/anime

DMC Headcanons 3: Why does Dante have such bad luck with women (or men)?

DMC Headcanons 4: What is Dante’s password anyway?

DMC Headcanons 5: What would Dante and Vergil be like as a brother-in-law?

Imagines

Dante, Patty, and Morrison as a family

One Shots

Joke’s On You (Dante x Female Reader)

Where’s a Stud When You Need One? (Dante x Gender Neutral Reader)

Nice Guys Finish Last (Dante x Female Reader)

Merry Christmas, Mom (Dante x Gender Neutral Reader)

Series

- Sparda Family Bonding Time -

Part 1: Kindred Spirits (Dante & Kyrie)

Part 2: The Apple Never Falls Far From the Tree (Vergil & Nero)

Part 3: A Place at Our Table (Nero & Nico)

Part 4: Through Thick and Thin (Danty & Lady)

- Mornings Are the Best -

Part 1: Little Big Spoon (Dante x Gender-Neutral Reader)

Part 2: Pizza for Breakfast (Dante x Female Reader)

Mortal Kombat

Series

- The Black Dragon’s School for Romancing Idiots -

Course I: A Lesson in Flirting 101 (Kabal x Female Reader)

Class I: Beginner

Class II: Easy (WIP)

Seirei no Moribito/Guardian of the Spirit

Finding Home (Round Robin Fanfic collaboration)

Miscellaneous Writing

Writing Prompt