#subversivestatelyhomoofengland

[frank-a-mori-son]

*Quietly passes freshly made Tim's brewed coffee.*

“....Thanks?”

[stupid-davidking-blog]

Opinions on the other survivors?

I’ve already talked about Dwight n’ Quentin, so I’m gonna skip over them.

Meg: Flighty lass. She likes t' run at the first sign of trouble. But she's bloody good at runnin' the killer around. She's fun t' be around at the campfire. She's the one who usually sparks fun discussions like, if we HAD to, what killer would we marry?

Claudette: Definitely the nicest outta' all of us. Can't tell ya' how many times shes shoved my guts back into me. I really do feel bad how much of her time I take up because of how often I need to be patched up.

Jake: Quiet guy, hes not much of a people person. He's the guy you sit next to when y' wanna hang out with someone but not talk.

Nea: Boy, she's a FUN one. Can't tell ya' how many time's we've pissed off the killer t'gether. She's got a MEAN resting bitch-face though. Also, I'm pretty sure shes into girls, but I'm too scared t' ask.

Laurie: She's been through a lot and you can tell. She's had a brush with death and I swear t' god now she doesn't fear dying. She's the one who taught us we can STAB killers! She's real nice at the campfire but sometimes shes got that thousand yard stare goin' on.

Ace: DONT play poker with him. Dont play any game with him or bet with him. He'll win. I dunno how but he always wins. I swear to god he cheats but I never see it.

Bill: He's the team grandpa, but that probably doesn't surprise ya'. He acts like he doesn't care, and that hes too jaded by war and ''''zombies''' but he cares about everyone here. (I've seen him let people cry on his shoulder.)

Feng: Now SHES the person you wanna make bets with. Competitive lass, but damn is she a fun one to go against. She's pretty mean sometimes though. Likes t' insult people alot.

David: ME!!!! I gotta say, I'm probably the most smartest, most handsome, and strongest survivor there is. I'm so good, I can stay injured the whole trial and still make it out alive.

Tapp : Ugh... TAPP. He acts all brooding like batman or some shit. (And he keeps yellin' at me for shit i pull during trials) but hes ok I guess.

Kate: Nice gal, she brings alot of life t' the campfire. She’s taught everyone several campfire songs. I promised her that if we ever make it out of here, I’ll be her body guard when she gets famous.

Adam: Adam's a chill guy. He's nice and is kind of like a dad to everyone here at the campfire. (Or maybe a second mom???)

Jeff: Jeff is the nicest person in the entire world. When I first saw him i thought he was gonna try to fight me or somethin' cause of how metal he looks. But nah, he's a big teddy bear. In fact, he's been helping me with my anger issues!

Jane: Honestly... I still don't know what to make of her. She's good in the trials, and helpful at the campfire, but we havn't really talked all that much. I asked her if I could be on her TV show if we ever escape, and she said only if I let her squeeze my muscles (I did)

Ash: He is one of the sleaziest men I have ever seen, but GOD is he charming. Y'know he wasn't all that phased when he showed up ere'... but he was real disappointed when we told him that ya' cant fight or kill the killers.

Nancy and Steve are still really new, So I'm not quite sure what t' make of them yet. But the two of them seem to know what they're doing, so I guess this isn't their first time dealin' with murderous monsters.

Shadow People who live in the forest behind us: They’re very nice! please help us They don’t talk but they make great company! I’m fuckin terrified of them please make them leave