#submitted by wellamarke

[incorrectdirkgently]

Dirk: Here you go, Todd. Nice warm cup of coffee.

Todd: It's cold.

Dirk: Nice cup of coffee.

Todd: [trying it] It's horrible!

Dirk: Cup of coffee.

Todd: I'm not even sure it is coffee.

Dirk: Cup.

[incorrectdirkgently]

Todd, given that - in your short life - you have caught hold of the wrong end of enough sticks to build an entire wrong end of a forest, what makes you so sure you've got it right this time?

Farah, watching Todd chase after a rabbit.