#stupidsmart

[ineedfairypee]

A&E is for muggleborns

[fauvester]

cause of death: reread almaasi Cupid Computer again

[vaguely-humanoid-form]

silly bugsnax headcanons but just for snakburg bc I still need to play bigsnax

Filbo: silly little man..... he/him cis, this bitch is bisexual. and the autism is strong within this one

Wambus: he/him AMAB, but probably doesn't use labels bc he thinks they're useless for him

Beffica: mean lesbian. AFAB, fem aligned but doesn't really care pronouns wise ! in a polycule but only dates floofty, adhd

Gramble: he/they/she, transmasc !! bi as well, and poly!!! because I can. silly.. AuDHD O.o dating wiggle and floofty

Wiggle: she/her trans woman :D pan and while mostly monogamous with gramble, supports others in polycule! AuDHD..

Triffany: she/her, no real gender labels but fem aligned and absolutely no one knows AGAB... bi bi bi

Cromdo: he/him cis guy, will make you pay in order to find out what his sexuality is (he just runs off with the money)

Chandlo: he/him trans man!!! gay gay homosexual gay. madly in love with Snorpy, has top scars! and ADHD lol

Snorpy: he/they cis man, also a gay person but is very stupidsmart(autism).. doesn't know he's dating Chandlo

Shelda: all pronouns AFAB, aroacespec!! Chandlo is her son. you decide if it's literal or metaphorical

Floofty: they/them transmasc, will kill you if asked about AGAB, but has top scars ! bi and poly w/ gramble and beffica. autism

Eggabell: she/they AFAB woman, LESBIANLESBIANLESBIAN. mental illness irl.. married to Lizbert!

Lizbert: she/he AFAB lesbian!!! savior complex. oh and ADHD teehee :3 married to Eggabell!

yeah ig uh. hope y'all like my nonsensical polycule I think they're all stupid

didn't include the journalist bc they're basically just my self insert AHAH.....

also I will try to post more art soon maybe. I'm a silly little guy and idk what I'm doing

I'm also still struggling with how to draw grumpuses LMAO

ok bye

[feintenstein]

...Everything?

[judastarkid]

ive genuinely consumed almost every clarkeman post on this app

[flushthethrone]

(Southern Vangard) Episode 317 - Southern Vangard Radio

BANG! @southernvangard #radio Ep317! Today, March 8, is our own Professional Disc Jockey Jon Doe’s born day, and we’re behaving accordingly. Thanks to Metro Liquors in Kennesaw we got a bottle of that 114.3 proof Noah’s Mill for the low low -  insanity ensued shortly after the initial heavy handed pours from Professional Master of Ceremonies Eddie Meeks. We’ve also got TWO WORLD EXCLUSIVES from PATEN LOCKE & MR. LIF and JOSIAH THE GIFT, which also happens to feature DJ JON DOE on the zigga ziggas! It’s a celebration Vangardians, YOU WAAAAALCOME!!!!! #SmithsonianGrade #WeAreTheGard // southernvangard.com // @southernvangard on #applepodcasts #stitcherradio #soundcloud #mixcloud #youtube // #hiphop #rap #undergroundhiphop #boombap #DJ #mixshow #interview #podcast #ATL #WORLDWIDE #RIPCOMBATJACK

Recorded live March 6, 2022 @ Dirty Blanket Studios, Marietta, GA

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@southernvangard on #applepodcasts  #soundcloud #youtube #spotifypodcast #googlepodcasts #stitcherradio  #mixcloud #SmithsonianGrade #WeAreTheGard

twitter/IG: @southernvangard @jondoeatl @cappuccinomeeks

Talk Break Inst. - "Deborah" - Orange Field

"Hazmat" - Paten Locke ft. Mr Lif ** WORLD EXCLUSIVE **

"Prosperous" - Vic Monroe & Tone Spliff

"Steel Sharpens Steel" - Shortee Blitz ft. MysDiggi & Sus Bully

"Star Spangled Powder" - DNTE

"Go Time" - Detales

Talk Break Inst. - "Zwölf" - Orange Field

"Peanut Butter Whiskey" - K-Hill ft. Chant and V8ga

"Strangeland" - Elzhi & Georgia Anne Muldrow

"Coastin'" - Milc & Andy Savoie ft. Blu & C'est La

"Nicky Warlord" - Bodega Bamz

"Forte Apache" - Lex Boogie From The Bronx & Tone Beatz

"Coach K" - Smoke DZA, Nym Lo & 183rd

"Dirty Sinks" - G.S. Advance

"War Time" - Elcamino & Camoflauge Monk ft. Meyhem Lauren

Talk Break Inst. - "Peaceful One" - Orange Field

"Stupidsmart" - Paten Locke ft. Willie Evans Jr.

"Fela Kruti" - Your Old Droog

"Call It How I See It" - Josiah the Gift ft. DJ Jon Doe (prod. Word Strategy) ** WORLD EXCLUSIVE **

"Honor Roll" - Snotty

"Cowboy BoomBap" - Mickey Diamond

"Still Hope" - Al-Doe & Spanish Ran

"Boom Bye Bye" - Jai Black (prod. Eto)

Talk Break Inst. - "Wavo" - Orange Field

SOUNDCLOUD

https://soundcloud.com/southernvangard/episode-317-southern-vangard-radio/

APPLE PODCASTS

https://itun.es/us/QyyX9.c/

SPOTIFY PODCASTS

http://bit.ly/svrspotifypodcasts

YOUTUBE

https://youtu.be/md8IYS-0Ans

GOOGLE PODCASTS

http://bit.ly/svrgooglepodcasts

MIXCLOUD

https://www.mixcloud.com/southernvangard/episode-317-southern-vangard-radio/

#SouthernVangard #DJJonDoe #EddieMeeks #OrangeField #PatenLocke #MrLif #VicMonroe #ToneSpliff #ShorteeBlitz #MysDiggi #SusBully #DNTE #Detales #KHill #Chant #V8ga #Elzhi #GeorgiaAnneMuldrow #Milc #AndySavoie #Blu #CestLa #BodegaBamz #LexBoogieFromTheBronx #ToneBeatz #SmokeDZA #NymLo #183rd #GSAdvance #ElCamino #CamoflaugeMonk #MeyhemLauren #PatenLocke #WillieEvansJr #YourOldDroog #JosiahTheGift #DJJonDoe #WordStrategy #Snotty #MickeyDiamond #AlDoe #SpanishRan #JaiBlack #Eto

[heli0s-writes]

[bag of tricks masterlist]

⚘ = 1k+ notes

* = 18+ only

[starting point]

Artichokes - 2 months in and you finally make a friend. ⚘

Fuckin’ Teamwork - If anything tethered you to the world, it was the sound of Bucky’s exasperation. ⚘ &Fuckin’ Legit - follow up to Teamwork. ⚘

[silly moments]

Poetry -  You could be a poet if the world was pear-shaped and upside down.

Crunchy - Bucky usurps Steve’s title of Dorito.

Interrogation 101 - “The field where she grows her fucks is BARREN”  ⚘

Hang Loose - (”Surfin’ USA” by the Beach Boys comes on)

Fox News - ....is misleading

Calm - Bucky no likey.

Hole - That’s the last time he tries to help you.

The Collector - He shouldn’t have asked.

Safety - Oops.

Spit - She’s coming for your left shoes.

Media Exposure - Press conference gone wrong (right)?

Sugar Rush - featuring Peter and Morgan

Aggressively Affectionate - #friendshipgoals

No Regrets - Days off are so peaceful!

Words - He’s gonna eat ‘em.

Shirt - You get distracted.

Bad Dreams - You have one.

Loser - That Shirt™ haunts him.

Cute but Dumb - She’s a professional, Buck.

Ham - Thighs of Betrayal ™

Ugly Christmas Sweater Party - Bucky (sort of) agrees to wear an ugly Christmas sweater, but what he ends up wearing is much worse.

Made - Nat calls it how she sees it.

Prodigy - Stupidsmart.

Unmentionables - How many coffees does it take to be happy?

Fellowship - Whomst the fuck?

Butter - Is not used for cooking.

History - The gang gets internet-intimate.  

[softer moments]

Sad - When you feel bad. ⚘ & Blanket

A Lighter Step - When he feels bad. & A Moment 

Recalibration - When he gets hurt.

Martyr - When you get hurt. & Good Manners

Break/Brake - When someone fucks up.

Like You - When something is unexpected.

Riled - When something is very unexpected (and What Led Up to It)

Killer - When you look good.

Push - When you fight him.

Blue - When domesticity shocks him.

Collide - When you begin to see.

Pandemic - When you get quarantined.

Dummy - When Tony cares in his own way.

On a Roll - When you need a hand.

The Times - When he needs comfort.

[& the end]

Set it Off - When it starts.

It is Knowing* - When it ends.

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bag of tricks headcanons

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[others: one-shots masterpost]

[heteroflexiblecastiel]

onmund is like one of the only nords in the entire game i like enough to marry sometimes. he's fun and like stupidsmart (studying magic at an ancient and prestigious institution, but for some reason bartered away a family heirloom and then immediately regretted it?)

[capnportofficial]

nvm i have become attached to a Normal Human Man Scarecrow Variant. helps that half his brain is gone.

i love the scarecrow from the wizard of oz so much that every time i see a new variant from an adaption i adopt it. my new straw son

exceptions are if theyre just a normal human man. FUCK scarecrows who are just normal human men.

fiyero (wicked musical) gets a pass bc 1. he's a fucked up cursed human man, not a normal one and 2. all his references to being "brainless" early on in the musical before he even becomes the scarecrow

[dovescape]

godddd im sad i miss zarya and sombra being a power couple. theyre both Stupidsmart representation

[griffinhartdavis]

Never ceasing to amaze me. ❤️🙌🏻 I’m floored that I married such a brilliant and persistent beautiful woman. Congratulations to my beautiful wife on a huge achievement. #statspro #stupidsmart #drkroiss #dorisandthedinosaur #allfilm #filmisnotdead #cali

[pashhash]

Paten Locke feat. Willie Evans Jr. - Stupidsmart (Official Video)

[bonkywobble]

Aaaaaahhhhh thank you so much for your comment lovely!!

Everyone’s what I like to call stupidsmart (except for Karen and Foggy). Throw in Pepper and they would rule the whole planet!

Cheer up, I t’s only gonna get worse before it gets better 😎

Borderline Happy, Borderline Sad - Chapter Eight

A Marvel Social Media AU

Six months into working as their assistant Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes are preparing to invite you into their relationship. The problem? You have no idea they’re even together. Not that that matters, you’re pretty convinced Steve borderline hates you.

Pairing: Stucky x Reader

Warnings: Bad words and no brains

Chapter Seven / Masterlist / Chapter Nine

A/N: Happy Birthday you guys! Jk it’s my birthday so I thought I’d gift you all with another chapter

Keep reading

[joyffree]

#BookTour  #StupidSmartRelease ➙ Stupid Smart by Jenn Hype Genre: Romantic Comedy the Jaded Series (standalone) Ever since I was a little girl, all I ever wanted was to get married. To meet the perfect man who’d love me more than life itself and be a wonderful father to all our beautiful children.  I loaded up on chapstick and prepared myself for all the frogs I’d have to kiss to find my prince. But I hadn’t been prepared for just how slimy and gross those metaphorical amphibians could be. And as I got older, the toads got hornier and hornier. (No pun intended, but we’re talking men here, so… yeah.)  Still, I refuse to give up, no matter how many obstacles are thrown my way.  Liam, however, has other plans for my future.  Every inch the bad boy with his leather jacket, dark eyes and tattoos, you’d never expect his personality to be more along the lines of class clown. The combination is oddly sexy. Just ask any woman of legal age in the city of New York, since he’s likely slept with all of them by now.  A simple misunderstanding made us enemies. Now I can’t get rid of him. He’s like a bad case of herpes that just keeps flaring up at the worst of times. And if he sabotages one more of my dates, I’m going to kill him. Or kiss him.  Most days I can’t decide which I’d rather do more. #StupidSmart  #JennHype #romanticcomedy #bookreview @jennhype

[lovelindseyro-blog]

Powerpoint meets social media!  And yet another case of an application that causes us to shake our heads and ask ourselves, “Why didn’t I think of that?!”