#stupidjobs

[carolinadecina]

🐶 Mãe, essa é a tarefa de casa mais idiota que existe... Por isso nem vou me dar o trabalho de ajudar! Me acorde quando acabar! Penny 💜 - e a sua opinião sobre passar roupas 👔👕👖🧥👗👚! #passarroupa #serviçoinutil #ironing #stupidjob #puppydog #estagiariadootto #ottostrainee #dappledachshund #arlequim #minidach #dachshund #doxie #teckel #dackel #bassotto #jamnik #takca #wienerdog #sausegedog #weeniedog #chiensaucisse #perrosalchicha #instadachshund #instadoxie #dachshundofinstagram #dachshundlove #dachshundbrasil #dogsofinstagram #instadogs https://www.instagram.com/p/B5DSQDYH8zQ/?igshid=1htnibw2gsw30

[mariowallenfang]

Ich habe den Osterhasen gesehen! 🐰 #photooftheday #onephotoaday #fujix100t #photography #photographerslife #colorphotography #bonn #rhein #rheinland #easter #ostern #hase #bunny #man #stupidjobs #ichhaettewasanständigeslernensollen (hier: Bonn, Am Rhein)

[glassfullofbourbon]

I want to be good to myself, and that includes telling people who cross a line to GO FUCK THEMSELVES, or whatever it takes. People NEED to be told sometimes. Especially the not-so-clever ones, that they have overstepped a line, or basically need to pull their head in.

I’m dealing with this everyday and I CANNOT Wait For people to fucking understand this!!!!! It really really isn’t that hard!!!! But some dumb fucking cunts need it spelled out for them!!

[nnomadttraveler-blog]

I took this top pic because his beautifle smile but please dont support this kind of (job) entertaiment. Animals is not thing! 🙈🐍 - - - > Tuto fotku som spravil kvoli peknemu usmevu tohto chlapca a zaroven aby ste nepodporovali tuto zabavu (pracu) pretoze zviera nie je vec. Tych hadov tam bili, pohadzovali si ich...🐍🙈 #zvieraniejevec #animalliberation #stupidjob #peta #red #india #asia #travel #travelinsta #svk_insta #digitalnomad #slovakblogger #dnescestujem #cestovani #cestovatelia #cestaokolosveta #nntt #nnomadttraveler #nakednomad_troubletraveler #hsln #cistapunkacina #hitchhike #quiksilver #hippytree #gregory #creeper

[frostbitexp]

Ever just get that one job that was a literal scam? 😒 #scamjobs #stupidjobs #scam #scams #stupid #fxp #fxpart #djfrostbyte

[misstristin]

The Take This Job and Shove It Ode

Soon the children will come home having learned new obscenities to hurl at each other across the cul-de-sac, meaning “end of the road, bottom of the sack that is your body.” Division and subdivision, each weekend there is a new fence hewn from raw wood that draws more hornets, too many wind-chimes at the mercy of weather. Your son has a puzzle in a frame with one piece missing that he pushes around and around trying to make a picture. Your dog lacks control and greets you so ferociously you fear one day he will turn on you and eat your face. What other life did you think was possible? Sit down, you’re having spaghetti again, and yes, you must finish it. There are days when you are the best human humanly possible. And then there are all the others. Failure, you will say in your next interview, is an opportunity. Like the open window a bird flew in was an opportunity for the lazy housecat. You want to scream, Because of you I’m ruined! You have not slept well this past decade. At the office, there is a cake that says Farewell. It is loaded with frosted roses and it would be a shame not to partake. A co-worker confides: It’s only the first and last weeks that they even take note of you. They, meaning management, handing you a balloon and an engraved pen, smiling. You are closer to the last week of your life than the first, so squalling naked in a crowded room would be hardly appropriate now. Your boss once said, Don’t you ever think? And you thought, I will have my revenge, not like the others. I will take retirement from these sons and daughters of bitches and never look back. There is no sense explaining to a beetle what it means to be you, to get your kind of mail, to feel the electricity up-surging through joints every time you rise from bed. The sun goes down and everyone heads into separate living rooms to watch different shows. With such flickering, you might think we have something in common. Oh, but we do. The boss is the same everywhere and for everyone, an asshole in a black suit holding a flaming cake, coming closer and closer, and beyond that, the door.

By Stephanie Lenox - Winter 2015 Winner of Baltimore Review Poetry Contest (link)

[thedanisimone]

Reasons to not work in a call center:

1. Customers think you are the all knowing and all doing God. No sir/ma'am, my name is Simone. 2. Your calls are constantly getting graded. I have more grades at work than I do at school. 3. Too many voices! I'm talking about a mile a minute along with a room full of other people talking a mile a minute, usually quite loudly because all customers are hard of hearing and should invest in hearing aids. 4. Set breaks and lunches. 5. Customers with strong accents or who can barely speak English. I try, I try my best to understand you but it's usually all in vain. 6. Saturdays suck. Back to back to back to back calls. 7. Asking customers to take surveys at the end of the call. Most of them don't give AF about the service as long as you did what they needed you to do.

[pauliox-blog]

Call out :p

Me: "i cant come in today. I have no excuses. I didnt puke. Im not sick. I dont have a fever."

Mngr: "so whats wrong then?"

Me: "i pulled my neck and i legit cant fuckin move at all. It really hurts"

Mngr: "well you sound fine to me"

Me: "well you sound like a doctor to me"

Mngr: "fine.. See you tomorrow"