#stupid to get upset abt but i just wanted ym fucking dinner HOW DO U FUCK UP NAKED BURGER. FUCK YOU. ITS JUST MEAT AND BUN
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spouse got me a burger but it had ketchup and pickles on it bc the universe HATES ME AND MY BORING BURGER SWAG so i cried over shitty burger and spilled beer in the ktichen tonight. having a normal one. god i just wanted a stupid ass burger
#made my spouse eat it so at least it didnt go to waste#but like imagine... u only like meat and bun... u bite into it and it tastes weird and wet. fucking kms. it was WET#and then when i opened my drink it fizzed over and i just stood there and watched it spill like. fuck my life.#roommate came over to direct my stupid ass bc i just froze and watched it.#stupid to get upset abt but i just wanted ym fucking dinner HOW DO U FUCK UP NAKED BURGER. FUCK YOU. ITS JUST MEAT AND BUN#why was it so fucking weeeet the texture was nauseating#whatever. whateverrr im FINE
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