#stupid sexy satan pope

[vanmec]

That preview got me dying like Nihil and coming back because of how f i n e you draw Terzo's eyes

To add.. it also gave me feelings and thoughts- but I am absolutely floored with your art <3 :))

WHY THANK YOU! :D

the eyes are the pathway to the soul and i am a chronic speeder

ps terzo loves u too

[ramblingoak]

Well I was born an original sinner

I was borne from original sin

[cardinalmoroni]

self-indulgent self-insert OC (notes & thoughts below the cut)

in the ministry from era three onwards. i also don't care if it makes no sense that he has the facepaint. this entire design was just based on things i find hot cool.

also yes that's moroni as in the mormon moroni. if growing up LDS is going to give me religious trauma, i can at least make jokes about it. when i reminded my partner who moroni was, he lost his shit while i just sat going HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!

changed its name upon joining the ministry purely because he wanted nothing to do with his previous life.

has to have multiple stoles because he'll slip one off while doing something and then forget to pick it back up. lost property knows him by name.

he jokes a lot about being the worst kind of satanist because he focused more on getting all the clerical work done rather than indulging in any kind of sin. this is how it rose to the position of Cardinal though - even satanic churches need to fill out their paperwork.

mostly though, he works hard so he can play harder later. it will make plans to be hungover and take days off in the name of sloth and before anyone can panic about nobody doing his work, they realise that it's already complete and on his desk.

tries to be nice and patient with the other siblings of sin but then goes straight to confession to bitch and moan like "sister warren tried telling me that she couldn't do ANY of her work because the printer was out of paper, even though a stack was LITERALLY ON TOP OF IT. is she lazy or just stupid? there's got to be some kind standardised testing before they let people into the office." meanwhile terzo is inside and trying not to laugh.

at least once gets incredibly drunk and goes on a rant to terzo about his "stupid sexy pope robes and your stupid sexy voice, and did they pick a papa designed specifically to hit as many of [his] kinks as possible?" he wasn't even catholic, how can he have a priest kink and find the ministry's uniforms attractive?

tries to stay professional after this but of course, papa makes it difficult. constantly shoo-s him away in order to finish its work ("if you aren't going to help, at least stop distracting me"). one day shows up to his office like FINE. I FINISHED EVERYTHING EARLY. ARE WE DOING THIS OR WHAT?

they occasionally smash but it's never anything serious. moroni pines for terzo but knows that he'll never be for him alone because he's papa - he is for everyone.

doesn't find out about terzo being dragged off-stage/being killed for a while. when he finds out, it gets wasted and skips work without finishing it ahead of time which causes problems for everyone.

copia ends up being the one who tells him off, which just makes moroni's first impression of him even worse. but it gets back to work.

he tries SO hard to hate the cardinal but it's hard because. you know. copia is babygirl. they end up tentatively friends until copia ascends as emeritus IV, which refreshes all of moroni's pain.

then it's just angst nonstop, with moroni wanting to loathe the new papa but unable to do so when thinking of its friendship with copia. feels even worse when he realises that he's getting feelings for copia and it gets drunk, again, and ends up crying in copia's office.

nothing really comes of it besides a failed punch and a few drunken kisses - moroni finds it too painful to even consider trying anything more and probably breaks down screaming and crying before falling asleep there.

it's really awkward after. professionalism is attempted. a lot of sad, kicked-puppy glances across the room as their friendship is inevitably changed forever.

[ask-the-clergy-bc]

hello! if you're comfortable with this, could you write headcanons for the papas + copia with an asexual s/o? or just an s/o thats not into sex that much?

Always comfortable with Ace representation, my dude!

This might play off a bit of my last ask, but without focusing on the partner being sex repulsed- so much as just being uninterested altogether. 

Papas and Copia with an Asexual Partner

Papa Nihil:

~At first he’s actually not sure what you are talking about. Even though he was familiar with the concept, it never really had a name when he was a younger man. It takes you a minute to convey what it means to be ‘ace’. Nihil just goes- ‘OH! There’s a name for it now? How clever! Like a card deck!” Then you both just go on with your life together. 

~Nihil is just happy to know as he never wants to cross any of your boundaries. If you, his beloved, do not want to get physically intimate then you won’t. Simple as that! He rather shower you with genuine affection and emotional stability than JUST sex. Your relationship is more fulfilling for the both of you this way! 

~If you give him permission he might ask to see others for only a physical release should the need arise- but it’s not a number one priority for him. If you aren’t comfortable with that, then neither is Nihil. He just finds another way to spend his time with his harem- like starting a poker tournament. 

Papa I: 

~How perfect as Papa himself can be identified as ace and genuinely does not have as strong of an interest or need for sex as the rest of his family. Not that he won’t turn down offers from a beloved partner or looks down on it; lust is a sin cherished by Lucifer after all! Papa just prefers more intellectual and emotional bonding with any significant other. 

~The only time the subject comes up between you both after the initial discussion is only one of two times: The first being if and when you have a moment of wanting to try it or indulge. Papa is always happy to please you in any way! He’s actually quite experienced and is ready to engage should you wish. 

~The second is if he has an upcoming ritual or ceremony that is sex based. If he has to physically participate he will ask if you want to join as his ritual partner. If you don’t he will then ask if you are comfortable if he were to get a strictly business partner for said ceremony (fear not, if that isn’t ok with you either then he won’t physically participate!) Either way, it is your call and he will respect whatever decision you make. 

Papa II:

~He’s not phased by the fact that you are asexual at all really- one’s sexuality is just a part of who they are. Papa is more so shocked because he’s used to people wanting to be with him just for the mind blowing sex. To know someone just likes him for his personality and company is a bit strange for him. 

~Always respects your boundaries and makes sure you never feel pressured. He knows people can be really stupid when it comes to asexuality- and how others tend to pressure people into ‘giving sex a chance’ or other rubbish. Tells you that what you chose to do or not do is YOUR business. Papa isn’t afraid to set people straight if you are ever harassed. 

~Like his dad, he’s still a Satanic Pope with very carnal needs- so he will ask your permission to have a harem for sexy needs (non emotional commitments, as well.) If you say yes, he will have a side piece or two to get his urges out. If you say no then he will just take care of himself. Either way, you are both happy with the arrangement! 

Papa III: 

~He’s just glad he knows before he tried putting the moves on you! Papa has always been HUGE on both consent and doing what makes a partner feel good. So if you are Ace and/or sex just isn’t your thing, Papa will ALWAYS respect that! Sex isn’t the only aspect of a relationship, after all. 

~Papa usually just ends up keeping himself pleased, that’s never an issue. Once in a while he will give you a courtesy invitation to join him. He knows most, if not all, of the time you will decline. But he’s a gentleman, and he feels obligated to offer so you don’t feel neglected for any reason. He’s happy just to play patty-cake with himself in the meantime! 

 ~Papa is much more focused on making sure other needs of yours are met. Such as your emotional or you needing other excitement in your life. He just hopes you are alright with platonic displays of affection, like hugs and cuddles, because those are his favorite. If not, that’s fine- he will respect your personal space! 

Cardinal Copia: 

~Copia has always been a man who wants to be as straightforward with any partner as he can. As I stated in my other post, he always point blank asks your preference and boundaries. Copia is very relieved you weren’t shy to mention you were Ace and just not interested in sex. Copia values being a considerate and attentive partner- so he never wants to put you in a position where you feel coerced or pressured. Copia rather shoot his own foot than EVER make you go through that. 

~As much as Copia likes sex, he finds it unfulfilling to be in a sex only relationship. It never scratches his intimate or emotional needs! In a lot of relationships in the past, he’s found himself being used for only physical pleasure and he doesn’t like it. Now that he’s the new Papa, there was a lot of pressure for him to be the ‘ultimate lover’ in the clergy. With you being Ace, a lot of that is taken away from him and he can breathe knowing you don’t want him just for his dick. 

~Copia can be that type of boyfriend that is far more interested in spending quality time with you and just sharing all the things he adores with you. Who needs sex when he can tell you his entire thesis on the black plague, or show you some of his new tour costumes! Copia is always just glad he has a partner he can be his adorkable self with!

[missjackil]

A Dose of SPN Positivity!

For those who know me, they know I love this show.... flaws and all! im critical sometimes, but not overly. Bottom line, I am addicted to the story and Im in love with Sam and Dean.  With Season 14 about to start, and we’re all getting antsy, too much negativity has been flying around, so I want to share some things i love most about the show, and maybe make some of you reflect for a moment and think “Yeah, that is pretty great” and smile.  Supernatural has been referred to as “The Little Show That Could” and to me, its such a fitting description. Logically, on the surface, it looks like it just can’t. I mean, how can a fantasy/horror show, survive with such a low budget, light special effects, and not very scary most of the time. I mean hell, they dont even have that many monsters that look like monsters, so why has it lasted longer than a season or 2? Let alone, 14 seasons with no signs of stopping yet. First and foremost is obvious. Sam and Dean and the actors who play them.  This essay will be full of gushing about these boys, so if you dont feel like enduring such a hardship, scroll on past. if that interests you.....

Yes these 2 fabulous men are the life blood of this show. Without them, we’d have nothing. THEY are the reason, this little show can, and does. Even those who like one and not the other, even if they dont realize it, the one they prefer is who they are because of the other. Both of their qualities and flaws can be directly linked to their influence on each other. If for some reason the other was gone for good, the one left will change drastically. As we see when one is dead or in grave danger, albeit temporarily, the other changes. Sam is no longer sweet, laid back and practical, and Dean is no longer funny, charming, and nurturing.  In fact, they both seem to become an amplified version of their brother. When Sam dies, Dean gets quiet, sometimes too quiet. He also gets methodical and focused. You may get lucky and just get shot in the back, but if he chooses to speak, he chooses his words to let you know shits gonna hit the fan. “You have my brother, and you have one chance, just one, to hand him over, and if he isnt in one peice, when I find you, and I WILL find you, I will take you apart” Sam on the other hand is boiling over with emotion. My boy becomes savage. He doesnt always choose a lot of words to say, he gets his whole point across most of the time with “WHERES MY BROTHER???!!!!” This... my friends, is good stuff! These things couldnt be done with such beauty without Jared and Jensen. Their offscreen relationship, whatever it may be, is wonderful. Theres no denying the love and respect they have for each other. They are very supportive of each other, and help make the other better at their job. They’re not typical actors who have a work relationship but otherwise spend time with each other. They genuinely enjoy being together, and this shows on screen. When two people are this good at their jobs, and with each other, you just have to keep watching. Other things I love about the show, are kinda small. Some maybe youve never noticed, but maybe now you will and enjoy them too, like... Brains vs Brawn: At first glance, we all go Sam=brains, Dean=brawn right? But thats not actually the case. Dean is far from stupid, and Sam is nowheres near a wimp. Dean teases Sam about being a nerd, and Sam doesnt mind, he kinda wears his nerdiness like a badge of honor. Dean will never admit to being a nerd, but he is. He’s read Vonnegut, knows every old west cowboy statistic, and likes LARPing. Sam, though a bookworm, is one tough mofo. hes tall and muscular and has shown to be a little freakishly strong. He can also take a great deal of pain. And though Dean is known more to be the fighter, he can be very warm and nurturing. And nerdy Sam can make you shit your pants with just a look if you piss him off just right. I absolutely LOVE this balance!! Its one of my favorite things! Old school vs New; A lot has changed in 14 seasons. The brothers have grown, as well as the story, but their roots are never forgotten. They’re still driving around in the same car. Hell. Baby has become the 3rd lead! Even though they have mom back, they never forgot her, or dad, and both were spoken of often throughout the series. They refer back to old days often, so we can all get a feel of nostalgia when we remember too. Most episodes bring the deep past up in one way or another, I love this! Loss and Death: I know so many of us complain that they die and come back too much, but I have a real appreciation for it, The circumstances are always different, and so are the methonds of coming back. Sometimes the death isnt serious, or they dont “seem” dead, like in First Blood or Dark Side of the Moon, when there may have been an initial “wtf?” we got to see them in heaven, and in first blood, they came right back. However there was deep seriousness in All Hell Breaks Loose, No Rest for the Wicked,  Do You Believe in Miracles, Swan Song, Red Meat and Beat The Devil that you felt the dying brother’s physical pain, and then the emotional pain of the surviving brother.  No matter how many times they die, they still hit these types of episodes out of the park. WE may know theyre coming back, but they dont. it still crushes them and I love this! Sam and Dean’s Sexuality: I love that their sexual natures are different, but theyre both okay. Dean is sexually active, enjoys porn and vocalizes some fantasies, Though Sam can tease him a little, its just brotherly ribbing, its not judgemental or trying to make Dean feel bad. Sam isnt overly sexual, he’s gone many seasons without sex at all. He doesnt appear to enjoy porn, we know he doesnt like strip clubs, and its NOT because he’s unattractive!! Dean teases him but he doesnt try to make him feel bad. When he has heavily suggested that Sam get laid, its just because he wants him to have fun. Dean even said he appreciated that Sam wanted to stay pure and waited. Otherwise, its okay that Sam is (at least kinda) asexual. Neither are shunned or judged because of their sexuality. Winsync: This is one of the greatest things. if they didnt do this, we wouldnt care, we would never say “It would be a much better show if the brothers mirrored each other, or did the same thing at the same time” but for whatever reason, TPTB wanted this, and it works so well! Its an intimacy we can see without the show going OTT bromantic. Its the connection, the closeness, and being soulmates. I LOVE this! Soulmates and Brothers: Normally a show will make soulmates out of lovers. It’s not often they do it with siblings. It helps justify their deep love and devotion. It adds an additional layer to their relationship. It makes them so tied together that they will share eternity in heaven together, and not just in their memories. This was a very good decision made by Kripke and crew, so we will all know they cant live without each other, even if they just lived in different homes. I love this! Meta Madness: Though I dont like all the meta episodes, I do love the fact they can do them, and DO do them. Because the whole premise is the supernatural, nothing is impossible, even AUs and cartoon worlds. Sometimes I might roll my eyes, but its awesome to me that they can experiment this way and see how it goes. I Love this!! The Bros are Oblivious: Sam and Dean have been through basically everything, and have seen and done everything, yet they seem shocked when people say theyre famous, or when they heard people tell stories about them. Occasionally they grasp their importance, like when they tell people they save the world, but they were impressed that Asa fixed killed 5 Wendigo, and had an Angel Blade, and Father Luca met the Pope. I mean God hung out at the bunker and made them pancakes! Their Heads Dont Get Too Big: Every once in a while, TPTB make sure we, and the boys, remember that they are only human. Even if they lock away Satan, kill Death, save God’s life, they’re just men. Remember when Bobby died and Dean was sure he wouldnt because “its just one bullet!” ? I can see how it would seem so silly to Dean, and even to us, that someone who has lived through so much, could die from a stupid little bullet. I think that one of the smartest things the show has done in ages, was to have Sam tortured by Toni and friend. Sam was so bold and cocky (and need I say sexy?) telling Toni he’d been tortured by the devil himself, and what could she do to him... He soon learned Hell torture or not,  cold showers still suck, blow torches to the feet still hurt like hell, and a mortal human can still fuck with his head. And Dean, well he can still be put on the injured reserve list from a jacked up leg. IMO S12 was great for re-humanizing the Winchesters. I love this! Comedy to Tragedy: Some of the best episodes, started out funny and ended in a tear jerker. Mystery Spot, Just My Imagination, and Beat The Devil top my list. I love the emotional rollar coaster, Coming away exhausted from an episode is the bestthing I can ask for! They havent tried it the other way around, tragedy to comedy, and thats good. If you are crying at the beginning and laughing later, it doesnt justify the grief and you may feel let down and hollow after. SPN is great with having some humor in even the most depressing episodes, but they know when using it and leaving it out is best. I love this! Brohugs: My #1 favorite thing, aside from the hug in 6.1, they have all been beautiful. Not once, have the boys lost the love, or even repeated the same hug. Each one conveys a different message, a different emotion, but all say “I love you more than everything” and I wont ever get tired of them! I would do anything for a single hug in my whole life that had such love in it, as any Winchester bro hug! I.LOVE.THIS!! Now I hope if you read this far, you got to smile a few times, and a spark was added to the fire that you fell in love with 14 seasons ago. Here’s to S14, i hope its filled with all of these wonderful things!

[vanmec]

Sorry to barge into your ask once more but I'd like to say that you and your works are amazing <3 and I am in awe every time and no words can express how much I love your style and art <33

AWW THANKS! I've been putting hella work in lately, glad you like it :D

here have an eyeball lol