#stupid Pikmin bloom names

[filenamenull99]

need to figure out how to get my steps in pikmin bloom working. how else am i supposed to get more beloved little creatures to name stupid things ???

[snailstrailz]

I love Pikmin bloom because you can name your Pikmin stupid shit

[stereax]

15 People 15 Questions with Stereax - thanks @simmyfrobby for the direct tag and @jonassiegenthighler for the GC tag <3

1. are you named after anyone?

Nope! As far as I'm aware, I was named from one of those baby name books but my parents fucked up the spelling on purpose to be "special".

2. when was the last time you cried?

Probably just before Christmas when I was realizing just how fucked up my childhood and family dynamics are in a chat with a friend. Before that, in class while I was bombing a presentation. Before that, in class when the teacher told me to... raise my hand before I spoke... I don't really ever cry unless in public and it's always for a stupid reason.

3. do you have kids?

I have a lot of stuffed animals! And a bunch of kids I tutor. But none of my own, that's not in the plans.

4. what sports do you play/have you played?

My parents tried me in everything, but mostly tennis stuck. I'm not that good at it, I'm not really athletic in general and my forehand was busted to the point where I would only do lobs with it, but I was fairly okay, especially when it came to my backhand, so I got by. Haven't played in a few years though.

5. do you use sarcasm?

A lot more in real life than online.

6. what’s the first thing you notice about people?

One of the things I try to pay attention to is the hands. I also end up looking at teeth a lot. Both of those can kind of give you an idea of who a person is. I don't know if I'm good at eye contact or not, but I don't really think so?

7. what’s your eye color?

Hahahaha. It's kind of... everything? Not in a Mary Sue way but like, the outer ring is a greyish blue-green and the inner ring is like, a golden hazel-y green? And depending on the lighting or glasses, that changes? So... my ID says green.

8. scary movies or happy endings?

Scary movies mostly annoy me, so happy endings. I don't like sad endings that much; I tend to dwell on them too long.

9. any talents?

Um, I used to be a mathlete when I was a kid? So I can do a lot of math in my head, generally exceeding the capabilities of most people I know, and usually with speed too. But that's not really a "talent". I guess I speak several languages, but again, not really a "talent". I don't really know. I don't really consider myself good at anything, you know? I write? Sometimes? But not well either. So.

10. where were you born?

Ridgewood, New Jersey. Apparently because my parents thought it would be a "good city to be born in" and that it would "always be on my birth certificate". I don't know the logic either.

11. what are your hobbies?

I really like mobile games! I'm currently obsessed with Path to Nowhere, used to play a lot of King's Raid before they destroyed that game with awful updates, and also play Pokemon Go and Pikmin Bloom regularly to motivate myself to leave the house. Also puzzles, both solving and sometimes creating my own! And I'm also slowly getting into the NFL as well as the NHL (obviously). My thing is that when I get into something, I need to know everything about it and be the "best" at it, which screws me up a lot, but. Knowledge!

12. do you have any pets?

I used to have fish when I was a kid. I'm not in the right conditions to own a pet, both logistically and mentally.

13. how tall are you?

I don't know exactly but I think around 5'5" to 5'6", or 165 to 167 cm. I always wanted to end up around 5'9", so 175 cm, but I didn't get enough tall genes, I guess :( still have markings on the wall about ideal height :')

14. favorite subject in school?

When I was growing up, math; more currently, probably law classes.

15. dream job?

I've always envisioned myself ending up in law or business or especially politics, but like, not as a scumbag? If that makes sense. Like, a senator or even higher than that, but not a corrupt piece of shit. Which I know is impossible and an oxymoron. So I guess the answer is, most generally, a leader of some sort.

I'd tag the GC but Eliot did that already sooooo um, if you're following me and see this consider yourself tagged!

[runby2]

so many people are saying "how do you live in pennsylvania and NOT know gobbler's knob???" well, there's an easy answer for that!

i don't live in pennsylvania. there's another illusive gobbler's knob around my location that does not show up on maps, and that does not show up around the countryside I live at.

so you must understand that to me, a meek country boy, walking through the outskirts of a train track and happily enjoying pikmin bloom, was not prepared to have a red pikmin pop out and not only be from a nonexistent location called "gobblers knob" but also containing at least 2 unnecessary words in his stupid long ass name , and on top of it all just being from NEAR the illusive gobbler's knob. not even from it

and no i'm not going to rename it. it's pride month. dick sucking pikmin is here to stay.

pikmin bloom is going great

[maddsmallow]

AAAAAAAAA alright let's GO

Q: Do you base the time princess on yourself, make up a character, make them similar to the MCs of each story, or do something else entirely?

A: despite any headcannons i might have about MC or the story book character, or just however that universe works, i'll just play the stories as me lmao. first i'll do whatever i want to do, then i'll go in again to get 100% [edit: MC herself isnt me tho, like i make the decisions i would actually make but that's just cuz i suck at putting myself in a different mindset to make decisions someone different than myself would make,,, hope that makes sense?? but the only difference my MC has from the default avatar is that i gave her brown eyes. idk im just basic and boring 🙃]

Q: Favorite cat name! Do you keep the defaults or do you name them?

A: bruh i dont think ive ever even read my cat names LMAO. default bay-beeeee

Q: Favorite piece of fanart

A: THIS ONE but im also a stupid slut so i have to add some runner ups A B C D (or really anything by aicosu) E F and i couldnt forget G 😏

Q: Best and worst clothing sets

A: its so hard to choose a best one lmao (even if im only looking thru the stories ive done). any of the ones with armor are cool as fuck tho, like clash of titans or troubled times. but deadass misty manchester might be my favorite LMAO, i know its a boring dress but i just have a soft spot for historical fashion bullshit!!!! worst?? the fucking garden sonata outfits from the fantasy fair or whatever oh my GOD they're awful. or really any of the outfits with a dress that has the front of the skirt cut off above the knees?? what's up with that?? i hate it

Q: Best and worst story

A: best story, shadows of london hands down. the story is good, the pacing is good, all the characters are fleshed out despite being just one chapter. worst story is helen of sparta :')) i really hope if they ever finish that one, the next chapter redeems the characters and the story because i feel like it COULD be good, but right now it just. really is not. i still wanna see it finished tho lmao [edit: MAGIC LAMP IS ALSO SO GOOD, it's the same with the great story, good pacing, and fleshed out characters!!!]

Q: Any you’ve been wanting to play but haven’t yet?

A: the newer ones!!! like the pirate one and the fuckin uhh, what's it called, whalefall?? it seems like those ones are really good, but i'm just a dumb bitch who's doing all the stories in order so it'll be a hot sec until i get to them whomp

Q: Favorite minigame

A: THE NEW FRUIT THROWING ONE ITS SO GOOD

Q: Do you use the in-game chat?

A: no i am a coward, even in my society :')))

Q: Do you read/write fic? Drop your recommendations 👀

A: i am NOT a writer, but i want to write a big ass swan lake fic but i'm still like, what's the word, world building? in my head, so i'm not quite ready to start writing it yet. also i have like 75% of a short story of achilles and apollo fucking written down on my phone lmaooo achilles was too homophobic in the story so my gay ass had to turn it around and make it gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ my recommendation is aicosu's lemonade fic, it plays on repeat rent free in my mind 24/7. it's literally so fucking good i can't even begin to explain it.

Q: Any other games you’re into?

A: uhhh the only other phone game i play is merge mansion. oh and pikmin bloom! ive had animal crossing pocket camp on my phone for years but i havent fuckin opened it in like 2-4 years whoops. pc/console-wise, im really not much of a gamer in the sense that i dont play games myself much, but i'll watch people stream it or put on a longplay on youtube when i'm doing something. my favs are stardew, silent hill 1 2 and 4, and the first four tomb raider games. og 90s triangle tiddy lara is the only lara for me baybeeeeee

Q: Who’s your favorite character?

A: AUDWIN he's a stupid little pathetic bitch boy asshole and i cant help myself

Q: What kind of love interest do you tend to go for 👀

A: i feel like i wanna say something like "one where the love grows believably throughout the story" (aka not fersen or aldous, i dont like the simpy vibes) but i mean. thats immediately thrown out the window with audwin lmao so. but then again maybe not? because the potential for that in fanfiction is just Astronomical so. idk lmao ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

thank you for tagging me i feel so honored 😭😭💕

Thought of a DUTP ask game! Anyone who sees this post is free to join and tag :3 I'm gonna post this as template and then rb with my own answers 👉👈

Do you base the time princess on yourself, make up a character, make them similar to the MCs of each story, or do something else entirely?

Favorite cat name! Do you keep the defaults or do you name them?

Favorite piece of fanart

Best and worst clothing sets

Best and worst story

Any you've been wanting to play but haven't yet?

Favorite minigame

Do you use the in-game chat?

Do you read/write fic? Drop your recommendations 👀

Any other games you're into?

Who's your favorite character?

What kind of love interest do you tend to go for 👀

Free space!

Tagging some mutuals off the top of my head (sorry if i forgor U also no pressure!!) @slugluvvr @math-turbation @felinaszsz @loraculis @battleaxeproficiency @nevereacheaven @mistymaples @maddsmallow