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[stuffeddeer]

Idk if your like still taking asks since your last one was 2 whole weeks ago but i really just wanted to talk about 15!Dazai cause i miss my pookie and i reread your first kiss hc’s and ughhh being Dazai’s first ever crush, hes so smitten with you and doesn’t even understand why, maybe also forces Chuuya to be his unwilling wingman because he deadass uses cringey one liners on you and chuuya is sick and tired of it.

15!Dazai deserves to be a giddy infatuated teenager and kicking his legs like a schoolgirl when you give him your attention 🤧

Smitten 15!Dazai needing a wingman | Bungo Stray Dogs | Dazai x reader

nearly 8 months later i am here to complete this request!!! hope this is what you wanted (and was maybe worth the wait lol)

Chuuya doesn't really get the whole "Demon Prodigy" thing. Oh, Dazai is just soo smart and soo scary - what a joke. Chuuya has seen him spend ten minutes trying to figure out how to open a cereal box. Sure, the ginger didn't know either, but he figured it out quickly once the brunet gave up.

On the battlefield, Dazai can be quick-witted and ruthless, a foe worthy of his title. Yet right now, Chuuya watches with his arms crossed as the man beside him stumbles over his words while trying to talk to you about the weather of all topics.

It's sickening, almost - seeing the "genius" Dazai so blatantly ignore every signal you're sending. It's true, of course, that the brunet teen is exceptionally off-putting and non-socialized. The bandaged kid with unruly black hair and one emotionless eye (the other bandaged up and hidden away) is the type of weird befitting a title such as Demon Prodigy. While he is a mere 15 year old, his presence rouses unease wherever he goes.

Or so Chuuya was told. With him, the 15 year old is just that: a 15 year old. Dazai is bright but childish, boisterous and witty, ready to spar verbally until Chuuya has to walk away to calm himself down. The Dazai that Chuuya had come to know during their relatively recent partnership would never falter like this around someone his age - someone of equal standing. He isn't one to falter with those of higher standing, either.

Lackeys fear him, new recruits find him off putting and so on. But there are a few in the mafia - Chuuya and yourself - that are privy to see what he can really be like. Or, Chuuya, more exclusively. You... get an interesting version of him, to say the least.

“So that’s why it’s actually bad that it’s sunny out,” Dazai finishes, cheeks dusted an embarrassed red and hands wringing together. Is that… sweat? Dripping down his forehead? The man is always annoyingly cold, usually shoving a freezing hand onto Chuuya’s neck just to laugh while watching him recoil.

Jeez. Chuuya already knows how smitten Dazai is for you, but this is a new low he wasn’t expecting.

You politely smile, trying to act like his rambling made any lick of sense. “Well, I suppose I like flowers enough to concede. A little rain is good now and again.”

“We both like flowers!” Dazai points out. You idiot; everyone does.

Chuuya takes one hand out of his pockets to readjust his hat. “Dazai’s been tryin’ to get me to go to some flower garden on the other side of Yokohama,” he decides to lie. As if it wasn’t clear before, you pretending Dazai’s argument held any merit only proves that you like him back. Helping you is all he’s trying to do, because that stupid mackerel will never make a move on his own. “But I keep tellin’ him I’m not interested. Would be nice if you took my place.”

Eyes widening ever so slightly, you turn to Dazai with a timid expression. “I didn’t know we had one.”

“Wait, I— “

“It’s free admittance. Paid for by the government to clean up our city or somethin’ - Kouyou told us about it,” which is true, minus the part where Kouyou told Dazai as well.

The excited smile you give causes Dazai’s usually-controlled heart to leap into his throat. “That’s super cool! I totally wanna go, if you’re still up for it, Dazai.”

He doesn’t reply. The stupid, idiotic strategist that supposedly has been bolstering the Port Mafia’s defenses is left defenseless by a pretty smile. Seriously? This is what Chuuya has to put up with? He should just smack Dazai and take it all back. He’s never helping this lost cause again.

With one gloved hand, Chuuya slams it against Dazai’s head to force it into a nod. The slam is hard enough for Dazai to snap out of his stupor, but soft enough that you don’t notice how rough the ginger is being. “Say yes, idiot.”

And Dazai quickly follows through. He swats Chuuya’s hand away with an “I was gonna do that,” before clearing his throat. Looking back at you clogs it up once again and he gives an awkward smile back and a nod of his own this time. “Y-yep! I wanna go. With you. Well! Not like with with you, but like, with you. So, not like a date, just— I wanna go and you should come.”

Chuuya did his part. Can he leave yet? God, remind him to never help Dazai ever again. This was embarrassing for Chuuya and the short man is just a bystander. Though, the flush on Dazai’s face and the excited grin on yours helps to keep Chuuya’s annoyance at bay. At the very least, now the two of you can finally move on from this awkward crush stage and he won’t have to see Dazai metaphorically drown himself in every conversation with you.

And when the two of them got back a week later out of breath from running, Dazai’s hands covered in dirt and you holding an uprooted bouquet of fresh flowers, Chuuya realizes that maybe he chose the wrong location.

[rinnsverse]

ROUND 2 : guide

dazai osamu x gn!reader || smau

— high school au, ex-friends to lovers

SYNOPSIS: When you decided to attend Chūya’s volleyball game, you didn’t expect to see a familiar face. A face of someone you thought you would’ve never seen again; what’s more annoying however, is seeing said face repeatedly.

CONTAINS: fluff, crack, angst, kys/kms jokes, a poor attempt at comedy, swearing in all chapters, suggestive jokes, talks of suicide, tw will be put at the beginning of the chapter, characters alluded to getting high, readers taller than Chūya

YEARBOOK: not the mafia || unreliable detectives

[ ASSEMBLY ] spotify

୨୧ ┊ BEGONE THOT

PG.00 - well shit

PG.01 - unwanted comeback

PG.02 - it isn’t easter sunday, gtfo

PG.03 - push him off

PG.04 - sugar baby era

PG.05 - ur ok ig

୨୧ ┊ WE’RE SO BACK

PG.06 - you!

PG.07 - my nostalgia

PG.08 - us>>

PG.09 - blackmail

PG.10 - oh! that’s not…

PG.11 - fuck buddy

PG.12 - hell naw

୨୧ ┊ RIZZSTRAINING ORDER

PG.13 - the cooking saga

PG.14 - you're talking shit?

PG.15 - mine

PG.16 - discourse, cause i'm toxic

PG.17 - skipping chapters

PG.18 - don't order chipotle

PG.19 - get away

PG.20 - did it all over again

STICKY NOTES

didn't mean to have the chapter titles so long, but what else would i name them?

some fancy latin word with deep meaning? i mean i could, but that's not really funny

TAGLIST : @heeslovr @atlasnessie @cvidy @rattyrattyratty @chaos-inperson @almond-t0fu @zellwa @fyodorisbbg @lalalaloveallmydays @milksh-ke @phoenix-eclipses @saeandscaralover @stuffeddeer @staymoarmyzen @hotwomanlythings @ashthemadwriter-uwu @strawberryuri @sakui1 @fyodorhatr @iaminyourfloors @1ndee @i69dazai [ if you want to be added, send me an ask or feel free to comment! ]

[rory-cakes]

Description: When Dazai left the mafia, he cut ties with all but one person, his wife. Not many know that he was even married in the first place. Those people consisted of Oda Sakunosuke, Sakaguchi Ango, Ogai Mori, and the owner of Bar Lupin. 

Y/n Lupin, now Y/n Dazai, was just a bartender at Bar Lupin. Or was she?

Prologue

Chapter One: Unexpected Friends - Chuuya accidentally hits on a married woman.

Chapter Two: Boss' Orders - Mori sometimes needs to be reminded that her services are a privilege she can take away.

Chapter Three: The favor - An old friend from the war asks for a favor. (Next)

Chapter Four: "Hi Samu!" - When it's your anniversary, but your husband's stuck in a dungeon.

Chapter Five: Day Off - Y/n tries to take herself on a mental health date but ends up saving a kitten.

Chapter Six: Stumped - The greatest detective has no idea who this lady with Dazai is because he can't possibly be right.

Chapter Seven: Train - Why can't Y/n get on a train without the possibility of blowing up.

Chapter Eight: The Offer - Y/n receives an offer from a shiny blond.

Chapter Nine: Men Just Osamu - Y/n wants to see her husband.

Chapter Ten: A Bottle of Whiskey - Memories of a lost friend.

To be continued...

Form for taglist: here

taglist: @surrealitea, @mel-star636, @heeseung-lover686, @stuffeddeer, @rocky-cakes, @fairlyfuji, @luffy0s, @michakune

[dazedspiralslut]

🔹justtt tooookk two-ish shotss off sojuu andd like aa 10 mg edibleee forr completingg aaa taskk heehhee immm shooo gooob

immm sooo stuffedd fulll rnn heheheheee soo warmmmm

[onelocket]

𝑺𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒍 / bsd smau

chapter ii, act ii. what’s got you so pent up?

synopsis -- soon enough, a bunch of tweets start to loom on how you were probably just causing yourself in an accident for fyodor’s attention—but you didn’t dare to even look at them longer. with those tweets now scaring you, you find yourself texting your only companions.. and the main host of the party.

highly suggested to click here for summary of this smau

a/n i’m sorry my synopsis’s are longer than it should be but i can’t summarize most any shorter :''o yes sigma blocked nikolai on twt but them trying to reassure reader is something that has happened a lot of times for him to be able to guess to

previous - chapter ii, act i. rumors

next - act iii. this isn’t a normal university at all!!!

taglist - @iruc @rabioa @stuffeddeer @nijirosz @dazaisbloodybandages (⁀ᗢ⁀)!

[spacexseven]

I DONT NEED ANONYMOUS TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE UR WRITING!!!! spacexseven i love your acct all your writings are so interesting and always make me excited to read!!! the way you explore characters is SO DELICIOUS and im sorry you have weirdos in your asks!!!!

wah thank you so much stuffeddeer ㅠㅠㅠㅠ you are such a darling i might have shed some tears </33 always have the most entertaining reblogs it brings me much joy to hear from you. thank you for all your sweet words as always :(

[kolyubov]

Any bsd x reader blog recommendations? Please

ooo I have a lot of blogs to recommend <3

my mooties are all amazing and creative, each one have their own fav characters who they mostly write for, pls check them out !! @/aureatchi @/angelzai @/justcallmesakira @/walking-simp @/elizais @/heartsfourdazai @/ruified

other blogs I could recommend are: @/cherikolya @/stuffeddeer @/guacamoleroll @/lovedazai

but of course, there are many other talented writers on tumblr that I have yet to discover !!

[stuffeddeer]

yall want some stats?

i have well over 100 drafts in my notesapp of just dazai fics

just over 160 drafts in total

[rinnsverse]

ROUND 2 : PG.10 — oh! that’s not…

ROUND 2: dazai osamu x gn!reader

SYNOPSIS: When you decided to attend Chuya's volleyball game, you didn't expect to see a familiar face. A face of someone you thought you would've never seen again; what's more annoying however, is seeing said face repeatedly.

round 2 master list || prev. || next

TAGLIST : @heeslovr @atlasnessie @cvidy @rattyrattyratty @chaos-inperson @almond-t0fu @rwura @fyodorisbbg @lalalaloveallmydays @milksh-ke @phoenix-eclipses @saeandscaralover @stuffeddeer @staymoarmyzen @hotwomanlythings @ashthemadwriter-uwu @strawberryuri @sakui1 @fyodorhatr @iaminyourfloors @1ndee [ if you want to be added, send me an ask or feel free to comment! ]

[rory-cakes]

From afar, the Port Mafia building was a beautiful piece of architecture. The sky-high windows and the sleek black design were mesmerizing. 

Up close, however, was a different story. 

The height of the skyscraper looms when you’re standing so close. You tend to notice the blackout windows that reflect the beautiful sunset, the shadow that what’s hides inside. It’s not a place to which one wants to be summoned, and our protagonist is in one hell of a mood.

Y/n Dazai walks in with no problems, as the boss had been expecting her. The ride up the elevator is silent and tense. 

The doors open. 

“Ah! If it isn’t my favorite arms dealer!” said the slimy old man sitting at his desk. There’s a little girl coloring at the end of it. If one didn’t know any better, they would mistake her for his daughter. 

This disgusting rat.

“What is so important that you had to send an executive my way? Hm? You know I only do business on my turf, so why are you summoning me?” Y/n replied with a hand on her hip. 

“You don’t want me to cut you off for breaking rules, do you?”

Mori gulped slightly. He had almost forgotten that she was just as terrifying as her husband. However, he had to keep up appearances. 

“Now, that would be most unfortunate. My apologies for the inconvenience.”

“Good. Don’t let it happen again,” she sighed. “What do you need?”

“Transport of a target.”

“What kind?”

“An ability user who can transform into a tiger.”

“Ah, you’re going for the bounty? Who knew you in a financial crisis?”

“What?”

“I mean, to go after someone protected by the government would throw off the little balance scheme you got going on here, right?”

Mori doesn’t reply.

“Also, you know I don’t deal with people. Don’t waste my time anymore.”

Mori glares at her. 

“Goodbye Mori. Remember the boss’s orders.”

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A/n: Hello all! I have had a huge writers block with this chapter and I kinda hate it but I needed to get past it in order to write what I really want to so this time, I'll actually be posting more (hopefully). Thank you for all your support!

Tagglist: taglist: @surrealitea, @mel-star636, @heeseung-lover686, @stuffeddeer, @rocky-cakes, @fairlyfuji, @luffy0s, @michakune

[swore]

if animism is Real Do My Stuffedd animals love me ... Serious answers only Please

[official-stuffed-animals]

Official Stuffedd Animal post

big fan of weevils right now!!!

[onelocket]

𝑺𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒍 / bsd smau

chapter ii, act i. - rumors

SYNOPSIS -- trying to ignore dostoevsky’s follower request and your feed, you immediate texting atsushi once you see him online, trying to be as swift as possible with your explanation in fear that dostoevsky will ask as you two walk around. though as if all can’t get more worse after the bookshelf incident…

highly suggested to click here for summary of this smau

readers pov (left to right)

a/n, i do want to mention that reader is not friends with absconditus and yosano but they are there for the viewer to read. i apologize for how weird the formats look ;; i’ll post the next one when i’m properly feeling better. i didn’t expect such support from this sudden smau, but thank you :)

previous - chapter i, act v. blame it on those from above

next - act ii. what’s got you so pent up?

taglist - @iruc @rabioa @stuffeddeer @nijirosz @dazaisbloodybandages ♡ ～('▽^人)

[just-hanging-out-here]

Worthlesss if not stuffedd full-

[stuffeddeer2]

revamping this acct which means NEW PINNED SOON doesn't matter nbd 🦌 follow me @stuffeddeer

masterlist

[official-stuffed-animals]

Official Stuffedd Animal post