#stuff never fits my fucjing arms
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I got my good lady wife nadja dress and like it fits everywhere but the like?? arms??
#maybe i can get it tailored?? like its wearable but how miserable do i wanna be#hmm#one of being plus sized many challenges#stuff never fits my fucjing arms
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i'd have never done this if you hadn't encouraged this aster why'd you encourage this i'm easily swayed when i'm sick. idk but like yeah. i'm not okay. i'm just a monster <3 (i'm gonna go hide under my bed now.)
think cryptid shit okay
so i couldn't decide whether hard skin with spikes or fur, so we're combining it. brown fur (because that's my hair color nehehe), and spikes along the back of the neck and along the spine that range in sizes with a few small spikes on the shoulders. and my eyes aren't red but red eyes are scary and i like scary, so red eyes. the type of monster who will curl up under your bed and live in the corner of your ceiling because that's my personal appointed job. so size, not too big but not fitting into most doorways ya know. not touching the ceiling at full height kinda thing but having to duck and turn to fit into a regular sized doorway. and naturally, sharp claws and teeth. arms are a bit long as well. horns! they're somewhere between shaped like a goat's horns and malleus' horns, they curl but they aren't as long as a goat's.
i'd leave so many gifts for the people i like. like flowers and stuff but i'd purposely haunt and scare everyone i don't.
vil love me plz
i'm gonna bury this
im a bad influence or maybe not
YES FUCJ YES FUR I WAS HOPING YOUD SAY RHIS BECAUSE VIL JUST USES YOU LIKE A BIG SOFT FLUFFY PILLOW AND HE LOEVS TO BRUSH YOUR FUR VIL WOULD ALSO HAVE SO MANY NAIL AND HORN JEWELRY HE'D BE BEDAZZLED U WHOLE FR he loved your eyes, thinks they're the prettiest red color, he loves to stare at them, and he'll let you know that
U GIVING HIM FLOWERSS AAAAA there's nothing better for him to get home from work and find so many pretty flowers you left for him and then go to this room to find you so you two can cuddle, have i told u he loves to cuddle you im sorry but ur fur is soft silky warm and smells so good ever since he's started taking care of it ...hes obsessed w it
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