#strugglesofareader

[paper-mashe]

*THRONE OF GLASS FREAKOUT*

*CAUTION KINDA SPOILING BUT REALLY NOT* 

OK, I know I’m a little late to get on the bandwagon when it comes to the Throne of Glass series. I’m literally three quarters into Tower of Dawn, and I mean this entire series should come with its own health warning. 

I literally fear for my life with every page turn because I have no idea if I’m going to have a heart attack or if someones going to get it on with someone. I mean, I just got FUCKING DERAILED, like proper jaw unhinged- eyes almost falling out of my head- face turning red because I’ve forgotten how to breathe- kind of derailed. 

Nothing prepared me for that spider bitch when she reveals who Maeve is to them. 

                  I was NOT READY! 

It hit me like a freight train!

I WAS READING IN MY LOUNGE ROOM AND MY BOYFRIEND WAS WORKING NEXT ME....I screamed...like I screamed LOUD. 

HE ALMOST PEED HIS PANTS BECAUSE THE ENTIRE HOUSE HAD BEEN SILENT FOR HOURS...

                          I’ve been screaming ‘IT ALL MAKES SENSE’ for half an hour, and he has no idea what I'm talking about. 

YoU TrY EXplaINing ThE THronE of GLAss SeRIES TO soMeONE WhO HASn’T ToUCHed a BoOK iN sIX yEars- literally like willing a cat to understand English

Giant spiders

Giant birds people ride on 

Valg demons 

Sea dragons

Fae People

                         AND THAT’S JUST A FEW THINGS!

He genuinely asked me if I was ok...

                      The answer- FUCK NO! 

I AM NOT OK!

I AM NOT OK!

I AM NOT OK!

FUCK! SARAH J. MASS YOU SHOULD BE WORSHIPPED YOU SHE-DEVIL/OH POWERFUL GODDESS OF WRITING 

[evilminioness]

Can book company please please please sell the hard copy of books with a digital copy of the book together for slightly cheaper than having to buy them separately?? I would so get them...