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fisheito · 7 days ago

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Okay if we go by starfish logic for the dick drop Yakumo saga, the dropped dick could grow a FULL NEW YAKUMO from itself. You thought the Eidencest was getting out of hand, but you haven't seen ANYTHING yet!! Not only that but I think the amount of soup that would produce would solve world hunger in Klein, so that's an added bonus I guess.

you have brought up an EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POSSIBILITY THAT I HAVE NOT CONSIDERED. imagine being a lowly lifeform such as those who start as anuses or mouths, and grow from there. THEN imagine the NEW lifeform of starting as a dick. equally lowly, but considerably funnier because of its novelty. if a maid sees a dropped yakudick in the foyer , they will simply pick it up (with tongs, if feeling squeamish) and bring it to a safe place where it can regenerate .

#feesh answer #the world is trying to distract me from what's TRULY IMPORTANT by throwing 3 muskeytetres and 3 anniversary happeningshenanigans !!!!#no!!! we return to DICKDROP REGENERATION CONTEMPLATION #these are the pressing issues that inquiring minds wish to know #there are dog beds placed all over the mansion that you THINK would be for momo et al (or garukaru)#and you would be right.#i just also want you to start imagining dog beds placed strategically in more isolated rooms of the mansion #they are under heat lamps.#so the dickumos can reach their full form while not freezing to death #wouldn't it be delightful to take a tour of a mansion #walk down the hall and see momo napping in one giant dog bed #turn a corner and see garu napping in another giant bed #stroll into the adjacent room and see blade simulating garu's behaviour against the wall in another bed (for funsies)#walk into 1 of the 10000 storage rooms and see a singular dick underneath a baby blanket. and a heat lamp. also resting in a giant bed #soon enough it will turn into a soup making machine #the mansion crew are all going to be so well fed

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