#stringcheese

[manie-sans-delire-x]

God today is just the worst. Literally nothing is going right, every bus I miss by a minute, my grocery bag broke, Im wet and cold and hungry, wasted 3 hrs for therapy which didnt even happen. Fml.

[thatdemiboymess]

My partner is going to go to the store and asked if I wanted anything... I've slapped this together to communicate that I want stringcheese. :D

[laurels-of-lupine]

STRINGCHEESE

[doggirlhen]

i love following so many people with their own ocs because i love them very much but im incapable of keeping track of all of them so when someone posts "ok bad news guys ignore the past year of what ive been doing with Gurpo and Stringcheese im changing their designs and also theyre both women now" im just like yes. right on. i dont even have to forget anything. so happy for the transitions

[sir-adamus]

the thing is, this is all running into a soft reboot for the show, it's RTD closing the chapter on 'Time War veteran, Lonely God' Doctor, which we've had for 18 fucking years and honestly there's not much more you can squeeze out of it for angst without repeating beats and elements and what have you

cos like, that's how he reinvented the show for the time he was bringing it back to - it couldn't be just be a silly, slightly manipulative dude in a box pottering about and solving mysteries and arguing with a bloke covered in bubblewrap and stringcheese, this was when a lot of sci-fi and fantasy shows were all about drama and action and sex. so RTD throws in a big lore event, the Time War, the Doctor is now a battle scarred, traumatised figure who has a reputation so big just invoking it can scare monsters away

there's only so much you can spin in circles before it starts getting repetitive (and in another 8 years NuWho will have been running just as long as Classic Who). so we get these specials to celebrate the history of the show, both classic and new, which also serves to introduce new lore, revisit old faces and pack the Time War shit in a box and chuck it in the attic. it's over, we've moved on (for real, this time)

people are gonna get shirty about the lore. because they always do. and here's the thing, everything about the 'lore' of Doctor Who is retcons stacked on retcons. the Doctor was never originally planned to be a Time Lord from Gallifrey, both of those terms were added in later (Gallifrey didn't get named until 1973). this show runs on stupid shit, it's meant to be fun before it's anything else

as a general rule, don't take shit more seriously than the idiots making it

[tomatoluvr69]

The things I’d do to him. …

[mousegirlheart]

mousegirl stringcheese shibari

[boytoyhalo]

what are yall packing for lunch for our big purgatory field trip tomorrow i've got fried rice a bag of goldfish a pipeline punch stringcheese and some leftover halloween candy

[sillyvespy]

Happy fall, everyone here is stringcheese in a pumpkin they have no idea how they got there. Have fun this fall. There will be more posts soon, just now getting done with moving still

[zombie-catzz]

Does anyone else REALLY like stringcheese, or is it jus me?

[banji-effect]

I need to start bringing two cheeses to work instead of just one. Stringcheese winter is upon us

[softichill]

My favrite snack. Stringcheese in tomater sauc

[liveleaker]

eating stringcheese and getting so scared when i peel it cause it reminds me of skin

[bakugotrashpanda]

BTP hiiiii my goodness it’s been so long and this is absolutely a selfship question!!

Have I ever asked you what Pokémon you think hawks or touya would have!? I’ve been thinking about a Pokémon au off and on and would love to know what yours would be as well?

Also skskks while writing this ask I instantly thought about touya on team rocket in a crock top that Jesse wore 😭

I spent WAY to long on picrew but. Here’s what I think the boys would have (in my no quirks selfship world)

For reference I used this picrew and this team organizer

First up, Line Cook Touya. Fresh off his shift, fueled by a pack of smokes and a Monster, he’s rocking a team of Ceruledge, Houndstone, Overqwil, Hisuian Typhlosion, Clodsire, and Noivern. I did this based on vibes and there’s a lot of ghost, fire, and poison in there. Also honorable mentions to Toxtricity for looking like Dabi, he almost made it on the team too.

Next, Keigo! When not at his 9-5, he can be found with Talonflame, Braviary, Gholdengo, Alolan Raichu, Hisuian Decidueye, and Salamance. No shocker, there’s a lot of flying types. Why stringcheese boy and alolan raichu? Dunno. Vibes I guess. Memes and a reminder of a vacation he took that he desperately needs again.

And then there’s me with my Hydrapple, Sylveon, Poltchageist, Whimsicott, Hisuian Zorua, and Meowscarada 🤌 no rhyme or reason, just things that are cute and I love

[another-corpo-rat]

In your opinion (and/or hers), what is the worst thing Victoria Crane has done?

this was such a fun thing to think about, so thank you anon!! putting this under a read more as once again, i have rambled quite a bit

In my opinion: it's likely what she did to her father's mistress / half-brother's mother. While Victoria treated that whole trio awfully with varying levels of severity, what she did to Angelo's mother was monstrous.

She, unnamed and so will be marked by [s] from now onwards, was a spitfire of a woman from Rancho Coronado. Confident despite her shaky foundations in life, not afraid to speak her mind and bare her teeth - that would all change when Victoria came on the scene.

Victoria was methodical in tearing this woman's confidence apart, at making little digs that could be waved away as meaning something else, something harmless but said in a way that made their meaning clear. The barbs dug in deep, and things [s] used to take pride in were questioned in a condescending way, coated in honeyed tone that was distinctly corpo. And Joseph had kept [s] largely away from the corpo lifestyle, so when Victoria arrived she was sorely ill prepared for being caught in its jaws.

When [s] did manage to get her own dig in once, Victoria regarded her with little more than a hum and looked at her like she was a fly in her drink; struggling in the boiling water of it.

Retaliation came in the form of a sensory assault; a military grade bite of a sonic shock that made [s]'s ears bleed and her skull ring for far longer than the quickhack was active for. It fucked up her hearing to the point she needed new audio implants, and still she could hear echoes of it almost at random. She was certain it was Victoria's fault, but couldn't find any way to prove it.

Life continued, with a soft ringing in her ears but there seemed to be a long period of peace after this event; Victoria was busy in Arasaka and [s] was able to relax in her home again, without paranoia nipping at the back of her neck. That would change on a night meant for celebration, a dinner at Embers to mark Angelo's recent promotion.

She had a very public meltdown and hasn't been seen since.

Meanwhile, Victoria's project OIZYS moved forward after a successful test-run.

tbh i consider this the worst simply due to how targeted it was, but Victoria has done a lot of terrible shit through the years that i reallly need to sit and think about / write out sometime

in hers: Look I love her but this bitch has a moral backbone made of stringcheese so it made really thinking about what she'd consider the worst thing she's ever done interesting.

It'd be a time she acted on impulse; someone brings in a potential new subject and she overhears the head of the project call them 'the New Smasher' and she just. sees red in a way she'd never admit to, a rush of protectiveness and fury she finds unbecoming in others. And of everyone she considers hers, Smasher is the last to need her guarding him in any way.

But, she does. And maybe its not as impulsive as she'd hide behind, because she has the sense to wait until the opportune time, knows to use an access key not her own to get into the empty lab, knows to repeat the camera's footage from the previous uneventful night rather than killing them completely. She lifts the nearest thing she could find and drives it into the subject's temple, twisting to scramble it enough that nothing feasible remained, that it couldn't be placed into a conversion frame.

No one knows, the act of sabotage is expected to have been from Militech - and the project head is investigated when its found he was talking quite publicly about this project when he shouldn't have been. It's easy to pile onto that avalanche so it falls on him, including a few spoofed emails to a Militech contact and he was gone.

She considers this one of the worst things she's ever done because she acted against Arasaka's interests, for entirely selfish reasons. And really, the more she thought of it after calming down, entirely unnecessary, Smasher isn't so easily replaceable and the fact the mere thought of it got her reacting like that isn't something she's proud of, or will ever admit to.

[the-togepi-man]

If there was one Pokémon you could erase from existence so that it was never part of the games, which would it be?

UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Everyone is someone's favorite- competitively right now I'm over Gohledengo or whatever that stupid stringcheese is named