#strikers saloon

[alteregozowie]

"This just in folks! A positively precarious predicament at the food processing plant! Was it...premeditated? Predetermined? Who knows? Here are more details-"

A Prideful Poisoning:

(By @strikers-saloon )

(Cut for length🔽)

"Wait....."

".........fuck."

[usagoos]

ㄑ✧･﹒✷ ┊ meme ┊ 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 ┊@strikers-saloon sent:

「 MASSAGE 」 : for sender to give receiver a massage.

The parrot demon's back was hurting far too much. Lying on the massage table, he waited for his masseur to return after stepping out. With his eyes closed, Vassago was slowly drifting off to sleep, his head resting on his arms. He was covered by nothing but a towel around his waist.

Humming softly to himself, he heard the door slowly open. He lifted his head slightly before letting it fall back down, closing his eyes again.

"¡Oh, por fin! Vamos a conseguir este masaje, mi espalda me duele," he murmured.

He heard the other person approaching, the sound of a stool being dragged across the floor. It was odd, but he didn’t mind — as long as he got his back massaged.

“Would you like me to remove my towel?” he asked casually. It was standard for him to lie naked on the table; he was comfortable with his body and didn’t mind in the slightest.

[hazbinsandweirdos]

@strikers-saloon

"Well, you show me yours and I'll show you mine. Maybe we can collaborate?"

[keenie-bopper]

"I am here eating my pancakes, while I watch two cowboys strut like peacocks across my dash."

You boys havin' fun?

[the-delightful-temptation]

@strikers-saloon

"Just what I wanted to eat." Asmodeus licks his own lips. "Such a good boy offering me that."

[a-hell-of-a-time-archive]

@strikers-saloon: "Mangy stray? I have better taste in clothin' than you, blue everyday, honestly, talk about losin' your personality to your element, ya watch my little pony?" Bastard Striker being bastardly. // Totally gonna end well for him.

"And you expected anything less? I would have thought my element spoke for itself." Anyone who knew him would know just how cold and distant the marquis could be. To expect anything more was foolishness, unless you were a certain parrot.

"No, I do not know what that is."

[phisaya]

"Oof, this again." Phisaya sighs and goes to check the fridge. News sites have been buzzing with the latest food recall. Her father has a list of brands that are safe to buy and brands to avoid, and it looks like he'll have to update it.

"Oh, damn it. Okay, we're tossing this and this out," she mumbles to herself as she pulls the trash can over. No wonder Connall still goes out fishing and crabbing. It seems like the only food you can trust these days are what you catch and grow with your own hands.

While she's at it, she shoots some texts to Striker.

[text] Hey so a there's a recall for PRFG meat products?? [text] we just bought these :( [text] ahhh idk what kind they use at wavy's daycare for lunches n stuff [text] I have to pick her up soon anyway so I guess we'll find out :((( [text] sorry for the text wall >_<

@strikers-saloon

[sweet-chimera]

// Animation assignment that I stuck a bunch of my friends muses in the still shot. and the main focus is @cflight

// We also have: @hannah-the-small @sonicprim3d @cxffeeshxp and @strikers-saloon both said striker and @bishopinblue

[a-hazbin-spider]

Look, @strikers-saloon was being funny, and I had to-

[deathmimedream]

So….

I was missing awhile,

I lost my phone at work, and only just got it back.

Made sure nothing was hacked or messed with, and just letting people know I am ok.

I’m back, and everything is ok.

Just wanted to make sure everyone knew what was going on.

[the-smallest-star]

Striker, hiding underneath the couch.

Soft rumblings. "Mmmm, wife!" /crack XD

He protec

[a-hell-of-a-time]

You've made Andrealphus uniquely your own, the way you write and interact with others with him is so amazingly great and I can't help but enjoy reading your posts when you write him! :3c Cryptid Striker isn't regretting moving into their home(and eating all the yee-haws in their walls)!

((Thank you so much! This was the positivity I needed today ;u;))

[arachnaemboss]

WALL OF TEXT.

  HM… HE WILL BE keeping the offer in mind.

@strikers-saloon !

[erthlyheavn]

@strikers-saloon said:

"Careful princess, teasin' a cowboy ain't the best thing to do unless you'd want your pants torn off... I'd be happy to help expose that find rump any day!"

"I'd like to see you try~"

[botanikos]

"Don't really fancy tea, otherwise it seems like you're stuck with me! Good, cause you're not gettin' away!"

❝ Remember who is in control, my precious viper. You will be the one seeking release, not I. ❞ Though the prince has some complaints regarding the hours of SLEEP that go interrupted as of late. . . .

[a-hell-of-a-time-archive]

"How does that mangy stray keep getting into my home?

Why is he living in my vents, and probably my walls?"

@strikers-saloon