#strikers saloon

[alteregozowie]

"This just in folks! A positively precarious predicament at the food processing plant! Was it...premeditated? Predetermined? Who knows? Here are more details-"

A Prideful Poisoning:

(By @strikers-saloon )

(Cut for length🔽)

"Wait....."

".........fuck."

[the-smallest-star]

Striker appears from the shadows like a ghost through the wall and rushes forward, clamping down his teeth onto his victim. You've been bitten by a bastard cowboy.

"YEOWCH!!"

Well that CERTAINLY woke Gritt up, blinking tiredly as he stared at the cowboy. Was he bleeding? He was tired enough that pain wasn't registering right yet.

[usagoos]

ㄑ✧･﹒✷ ┊ meme ┊ 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 ┊@strikers-saloon sent:

「 MASSAGE 」 : for sender to give receiver a massage.

The parrot demon's back was hurting far too much. Lying on the massage table, he waited for his masseur to return after stepping out. With his eyes closed, Vassago was slowly drifting off to sleep, his head resting on his arms. He was covered by nothing but a towel around his waist.

Humming softly to himself, he heard the door slowly open. He lifted his head slightly before letting it fall back down, closing his eyes again.

"¡Oh, por fin! Vamos a conseguir este masaje, mi espalda me duele," he murmured.

He heard the other person approaching, the sound of a stool being dragged across the floor. It was odd, but he didn’t mind — as long as he got his back massaged.

“Would you like me to remove my towel?” he asked casually. It was standard for him to lie naked on the table; he was comfortable with his body and didn’t mind in the slightest.

[hazbinsandweirdos]

@strikers-saloon

"Well, you show me yours and I'll show you mine. Maybe we can collaborate?"

[keenie-bopper]

"I am here eating my pancakes, while I watch two cowboys strut like peacocks across my dash."

You boys havin' fun?

[the-delightful-temptation]

@strikers-saloon

"Just what I wanted to eat." Asmodeus licks his own lips. "Such a good boy offering me that."

[a-hell-of-a-time-archive]

@strikers-saloon: "Mangy stray? I have better taste in clothin' than you, blue everyday, honestly, talk about losin' your personality to your element, ya watch my little pony?" Bastard Striker being bastardly. // Totally gonna end well for him.

"And you expected anything less? I would have thought my element spoke for itself." Anyone who knew him would know just how cold and distant the marquis could be. To expect anything more was foolishness, unless you were a certain parrot.

"No, I do not know what that is."

[phisaya]

"Oof, this again." Phisaya sighs and goes to check the fridge. News sites have been buzzing with the latest food recall. Her father has a list of brands that are safe to buy and brands to avoid, and it looks like he'll have to update it.

"Oh, damn it. Okay, we're tossing this and this out," she mumbles to herself as she pulls the trash can over. No wonder Connall still goes out fishing and crabbing. It seems like the only food you can trust these days are what you catch and grow with your own hands.

While she's at it, she shoots some texts to Striker.

[text] Hey so a there's a recall for PRFG meat products?? [text] we just bought these :( [text] ahhh idk what kind they use at wavy's daycare for lunches n stuff [text] I have to pick her up soon anyway so I guess we'll find out :((( [text] sorry for the text wall >_<

@strikers-saloon

[a-hazbin-spider]

Look, @strikers-saloon was being funny, and I had to-

[deathmimedream]

So….

I was missing awhile,

I lost my phone at work, and only just got it back.

Made sure nothing was hacked or messed with, and just letting people know I am ok.

I’m back, and everything is ok.

Just wanted to make sure everyone knew what was going on.

[the-smallest-star]

Striker, hiding underneath the couch.

Soft rumblings. "Mmmm, wife!" /crack XD

He protec

[cruel-as-the-midday-sun]

“Ready, FIGHT!”

Battle Arena: Tomb Raider Anniversary Edition - Lost Valley

Narrator’s Intro to Scene:

"Test your might!" (Mortal Kombat)

Arena Music:

My Muse’s intro:

"You might be my spy, but right now, you’re my opponent. Fight like your life depends on it."

My Muse Wins:

"I hired you for your skill, not your ego. Remember who the stronger one is."

Draw:

"Impressive. It’s not often I find someone who can match me blow for blow."

My Muse Loses:

"You’ve bested me this time, but every predator has its day. Enjoy your moment."

Flawless Victory:

"Not a drop of sweat spilled. Perhaps I overestimated you, assassin..."

In-fight Taunts:

"I’ve faced stronger beasts than you, Striker. Don’t make me regret hiring you."

"Come on, assassin! Fight like your reputation is on the line."

"That’s all you’ve got, Striker? I expected better from Hell’s finest hitman."

@strikers-saloon

[empyrean-clairvoyance]

@strikers-saloon liked for a starter!

Another harvest moon festival has brought Stolas to Wrath... so much has happened since last year, he went on a date with Blitz that ended poorly... though he now has his suspicions that the shorter man asked him to Ozzie's for a different reason than a date, he was almost assassinated and have the scars to show for it after getting out of the hospital, he helped Asmodeus with that lawyer when his lover was kidnapped...

The prince sighed as he closes the book after his ritual to the sounds of the audience's cheers to the red cursed moon hanging overhead and gently says his goodbyes into the microphone before stepping off the stage, He had heard from the locals that there was a new saloon in town and had decided to head there after his duties.

Stolas finds the place and steps inside and to the bar before ordering a flavored brandy

[baphomet-slumber-queen]

"Hmm, so many sins tend to dress to impress, or to impress upon folk their status, yet all I see with you is the wonders of wantin' a good nice sleep. I've heard they use different candles for different smells to relax, like yellow bein' sandalwood, but I don't recall ever seein' black in any of the shops, why is that?"

Belphegor stifles a soft yawn, giving the imp a small smile.

"As you can imagine, every candle has its use. Black candles are exclusively sold in my Pharmacy. They repel negative energy, including mental and spiritual, that could easily lead to a nightmare. Should you be interested in learning more about candles and their uses, I would be delighted to educate you."

[a-hell-of-a-time]

WIFE / HUSBAND APPLICATION:

C̶̝͇̳̍̌͐̇͐̅͑̄̿͐͝Ŗ̴̧̯̺̟̣̹̯̞͐̈́̈̌͗̈͛̀́̄̚͜͜Y̸̛̙͔̝̑̽͌͂̀̋̓̏̒̌̿̿͊̋̌̕Ṕ̴̨̧̨̟͍̥͕̦̫͎͎͔̮͖̥̜̓̄̍̔̔͌͛̔̈́̚͝͠͝T̶͍̗̫͖͉̬̯̫͚͙̯̣͉͎̤̘̥͌͗͂̏̈́̊̕̚ͅÍ̴̧͇̰̙̭͌̌͜͝ͅḐ̴̲̹̣̬̟̱̜͔͙̬̒̃̂̌̈́̓͛̏̋̀̃̎̍͛̕͜͜͝͠

Name: Ş̴̑̄͝T̸͚̏̃R̵͔͒̓̂Ȉ̷̈́ͅĶ̷̛̟͇̓Ẹ̸̘̩̈R̶̯̿̄

Age:3̸̲͑͗̌4̴̟̦́

How well do we know each other?: 

Ỳ̵̡̦̤͑ö̴̫͚͇́̀u̶̠̼͓͊̚͠ ̷̞̿͑͗k̴̦͙͗n̶̜͖̹̽͌o̴͖͚͚̓̕w̵͓̗̺̿͑ ̶̖͒̂͜m̵̛̼̬e̴͓̰̪͛̓̏ ̷̪̙̣͊̆a̴̛̛̘ş̸̳̮̌̐͛ ̶͚̘͔̽̅t̴̢̮͙̋͋͂h̴͈͎́͆ẹ̴̾̄ ̴͚̐̂̍ę̴̽́y̸͓̰̳̌̌ę̴͎̏̇s̵͍̱̦̓̾ ̶̬̘͛̎t̶̰̓h̶͎̙̍̚ǎ̸̭̆t̸̰̙̃͝ ̸̘̠͐̈́s̶͖̹̓ẗ̶̼̣̭́̅ä̵͖́͝r̵̼͙̦̉͐̉e̶̝͑ ̷̬̞̕̚a̷̰͓͑͜ñ̷͍ḋ̴̰ ̵͈̇̕t̷̲͌ͅẖ̸͔́̐͐ė̸͓̓̓ ̵̛̭͐̀s̷͙̫͖̑m̸̳̜̱̌i̸̭͎͌̈l̸͇͓̮̎̎̕e̶̖̰͋ ̷̯́̈́̈t̴͙͖͇͌̈́ḧ̷̙́̔̕a̵̓͒͜t̵͈̍'̵͓̻̪̓̈́̂ş̷͙͇̓̇ ̴̠̌̉t̵̩̂͆͝h̸̰͑́ḛ̴̈̈́r̴̨̹̦͂͝e̷̝̎!̴̡̙̭̕ ̵̲͉͎͗I̷̳̫͈̽̈ ̸̤̥̏̅͐k̷̨͇̠͗̌̽ń̷͔̯͓ö̴͎̜́͜ẘ̷̘̺͜ ̷̯̖̳͒̈́͝y̷̡̼̿̂͐o̷̘̕͘̚ú̷͎̆ ̶͍̐̚ä̴̯͔͓́š̸͉͑͐ͅ ̷͉̗̆̓t̴̨̖̫͠h̶̢̢̛̗̑e̵̜͗͑̀ ̸̞̥̫̀̍b̵͋͌͆��̲i̶̥̣̋͘ȓ̶̯͈͉͝d̶̯͈̤̐́͋ ̶̨̫̟͗͝ḭ̵̢͛͝n̴̻̺͊̑͌ ̸̖̑t̷̆ͅh̶͍̺͋̍e̷̻͉̪͐͐͆ ̶̛̣̮͚̄͘c̴͔̀ä̵̝́̅g̶͙̚e̶͙͍̿,̵̧̭͒̀̾͜ ̵̺̜̗͒̃̐ģ̴̫͠r̵̳͐ö̴̼́w̴̰͉̍̑í̴̝̺̠́n̸̞̋̈́͑g̵̠̭͊̒̌ ̶̡̟̞͝s̵͎̪̝͆̚m̴̠̮̟̅́a̷̰̾̿̔l̵̖͖̀̔l̸̞̤͂ë̶̯̼̙́r̵̻͖̐̒̚ ̴͙̅͒b̸̻͓̫̒̈͌y̴̱̍̇ ̸̗̀̃ť̶͎̬̚̚ḥ̴̢̞̓̋ȩ̷̰̐̚ ̷̱͚̍d̷̛̩͕̠̓̆a̸͙̠̻͊͋̽y̶̘̹̓

Do you have a pet name for me?: 

T̸͎́́̕h̴͔͆̈ê̵̞͗ͅ ̸͖̚B̴̹́́̇l̸̢̫̏ú̴̗ẹ̴̖̽̋͒ ̷̰͂͑B̵̧͎̱͊̌i̸̝̦͌̈́r̷̰͙̀d̶͓͓̿

Do I have a pet name for you?: 

T̵̞̰͌h̸̰̼͂̔e̸̱͇̽͌͝ ̴̧̭̘̈̒̀S̸̞͔͔̓m̷͔̟̆ī̶̤̃ḽ̴̼͎̊̃͊ì̵͎n̷̹̊ǵ̷͈̋́ ̶̖̭̇͘Ẹ̶̱̿͠ŷ̷̼̙ȇ̶͍͙̈́͗͜s̷̞̙̮̆̓͝

Are you attracted to me?: 

.̸̻̻̈́̌̿.̶͎̊͐̂.̴̨̌͆͠

Why do you want to marry me?: 

Ẇ̴͈h̵̖͘a̵͖̫̒t̷̥͂ ̴͙̰̗͆i̵̫͚̬̇s̸̢͋ ̶̩͗͜m̴͖̄͌̍a̸̹̩͂͝r̸̫̠̍̐͌r̵͔̼̗͐͊į̷̟̍̇ȃ̷̼͚g̴̗̭̈́ẽ̶̼̘̻̕ ̶͍̊ṯ̸̊͑͗o̵̟̹͙̊͊̾ ̵̪͉͉̂͒̀t̴̢̐h̸̥̘̦́̇ë̸̡́̆ ̴̼̉́ĩ̶̩̥͂m̷̖̫͋͊̀m̶̗̀́́ȏ̵̻̻̣̎r̵͙̊t̶̛̞̺͋̏ă̸̭͍̼͠l̵͕̞̄ ̶͍̬̾͗b̵̟̜͊ẽ̴̩́ṡ̵̟̜͙i̴̠̎͝ḓ̵̨̱́̄ẹ̸̜̌͆s̴̯̱͆ ̶͖̅a̴̭̠͛̿̆͜ ̶̝̩͎͛̆̉s̶̢̱͕̔͋̇ḩ̴͔͂̀̀o̵͙̲͓͒͘ŗ̷̺̀͊͒t̵̟̝́̐ ̶͈̎̈̅c̸̢̯͐̅̀o̵̻̳̓̾́n̸̢̤̚t̸̹͔͆r̷̰̻̐̅ḁ̸̹̭̓c̷̤̊ẗ̵̡̡͇͛?̴̻̮́̏̂ͅ

Big wedding or Small wedding?: 

.̵̻͈̚͝.̸̭̗͊̅̍.̵̤̺̈́̒ ̷̳͂͊̚S̷̠̬͝m̶̧͉͉̚a̵̮͔̎̚l̸̺̍̐̕l̶̦̀͂

Do you see children in our future?: 

I̷͚̻̽ḿ̴͓ȧ̷͕̺̤g̶̨̳̿̂ĩ̷͙͚̽̈n̵̫̄̚e̸͔̔̾̈́ ̵͕͈̊͌t̶̼̓͝ï̵͇̩̟̀́n̶̝̳̩̋̈́ẏ̶̯̭̉͗ ̶̨́s̸̨̪͂̾͘m̴̠̬͇̑́́i̷͉͋̃l̵̤̺̽̈e̴͓̮̎s̵̙͌̋̀ ̸͈͝o̸͂̃͜f̷͙̝͖̈́͝͝ ̷̬̋͜ḿ̶͝��̟̫o̶͔͕͌ņ̵̲̓s̵̬̲̈́t̴͈̑̎̕e̸͕̒r̴͚̩̈́s̷̯̟͌̊̚ ̶͉̂͠w̵̧͓̗͛a̸͎̼͒̿n̸̉̈́͐͜d̷̡̛̉̉e̵̝̳͋̈́͘r̵̢̤̥̽̐͝i̵̮͑n̸͙͙̈́g̷̰̹̳̈́ ̴̮̦͉̏̑a̶̩̋̉͠r̸̟̀ớ̵̩͕͕̀u̵̬̠̍ͅń̴̩͈d̸̙͆̋ ̴̨̽ţ̸̛̞͠ḩ̵̮̂̐̈́ę̵̍̈̈́ ̴̧̓̉̓͜e̶͖̔̕t̷̜͊ḩ̷͓̗̈́̔̓è̶̼͆̋r̴̳̙͑̈́,̷̢̭̍͋ ̶͍̘̺̒p̴̝̉͘͠r̵̫̥̍͌̔õ̵͈̯͈̚b̵̙͚̋a̴̝̭͕͝͝b̴̳̩̿͜l̵̫̲̞͘y̶̫̥̙̾ ̸̧̤̗́w̵̤̓̏̀i̵̧̗̓ţ̸̙͖̌̾h̴͙̪̰͐̚ ̸̬̣̈́̈̀b̷̯͉͂̇̚l̴͎̇͛̂u̶̟͈͑̇̋e̶̠̍ ̶̘͔͗͗͝f̷̧̱̣̆̊e̸̼͉̋ͅä̵͎̝̘́ẗ̷̡̧h̸͉̭̀̐͒e̶͖̽r̸̺͎̀̌̂s̴̲̒̈́͠!̵̫̻̞̔

Wife/Husband Application Meme: Accepting!

Well, this was a new one. He did know that a cryptid lived among them, but he didn't know that the entity was into him in that sense.

[a-hell-of-a-time-archive]

"How does that mangy stray keep getting into my home?

Why is he living in my vents, and probably my walls?"

@strikers-saloon