#strikers saloon

[alteregozowie]

"This just in folks! A positively precarious predicament at the food processing plant! Was it...premeditated? Predetermined? Who knows? Here are more details-"

A Prideful Poisoning:

(By @strikers-saloon )

(Cut for length🔽)

"Wait....."

".........fuck."

[keeperofquestions]

@strikers-saloon from Starter Call

Travel to the Wrath Ring was always problematic. It was hot, harsh, and violent. Duedephelon was no stranger to the odd scuffle. Several had left him bloodier than he would like, especially here. Luckily the sword at his side has served well.

He knew to take things steady and slow and not to run the donkey he had too hard. It had become a familiar pattern- ride to the next nigh isolated town, tie up the animal, and step inside the latest rowdy watering hole and hope he didn't get into another fight.

Approaching the bar, he took a while to analyze his surroundings. This was a much more detailed place than any others he'd seen so far. Detailed woodwork, multiple rooms, the sounds of gambling in one room, and the smells of fully cooked meals in another. This was a very successful establishment. This told him the proprietor was likely more wealthy than most.

Upon seeing the man himself, that was clearly evident. The imp was tall- at a height with Duedephelon himself, seemed to have a a rattlesnake rattle on his tail, and one of his legs made a strange sound while he walked. Then there was the gold tooth.

Whomever this was, they were experienced, confident, and successful. The usual tactic for information gathering was not going to work here. This was not the owner of a dusty dive bar eager for some silver.

He took a seat at the bar, letting the sheer fact he was dressed like he clearly did not belong stand out. Duedephelon pulled the turban and veil of his white robes back to reveal the noble inscrutable face of an Ars Goetia.

He fished through the folds of his robes and set an ancient silver coin onto the table. "Water, if you would be so kind." His light voice was strained by the long travel, though it was clear he had been otherwise pacing himself well.

[hazbinsandweirdos]

@strikers-saloon

"Well, you show me yours and I'll show you mine. Maybe we can collaborate?"

[keenie-bopper]

"I am here eating my pancakes, while I watch two cowboys strut like peacocks across my dash."

You boys havin' fun?

[the-delightful-temptation]

@strikers-saloon

"Just what I wanted to eat." Asmodeus licks his own lips. "Such a good boy offering me that."

[a-hell-of-a-time]

@strikers-saloon: "Mangy stray? I have better taste in clothin' than you, blue everyday, honestly, talk about losin' your personality to your element, ya watch my little pony?" Bastard Striker being bastardly. // Totally gonna end well for him.

"And you expected anything less? I would have thought my element spoke for itself." Anyone who knew him would know just how cold and distant the marquis could be. To expect anything more was foolishness, unless you were a certain parrot.

"No, I do not know what that is."

[phisaya]

"Oof, this again." Phisaya sighs and goes to check the fridge. News sites have been buzzing with the latest food recall. Her father has a list of brands that are safe to buy and brands to avoid, and it looks like he'll have to update it.

"Oh, damn it. Okay, we're tossing this and this out," she mumbles to herself as she pulls the trash can over. No wonder Connall still goes out fishing and crabbing. It seems like the only food you can trust these days are what you catch and grow with your own hands.

While she's at it, she shoots some texts to Striker.

[text] Hey so a there's a recall for PRFG meat products?? [text] we just bought these :( [text] ahhh idk what kind they use at wavy's daycare for lunches n stuff [text] I have to pick her up soon anyway so I guess we'll find out :((( [text] sorry for the text wall >_<

@strikers-saloon

[sweet-chimera]

// Animation assignment that I stuck a bunch of my friends muses in the still shot. and the main focus is @cflight

// We also have: @hannah-the-small @sonicprim3d @cxffeeshxp and @strikers-saloon both said striker and @bishopinblue

[a-hazbin-spider]

Look, @strikers-saloon was being funny, and I had to-

[deathmimedream]

So….

I was missing awhile,

I lost my phone at work, and only just got it back.

Made sure nothing was hacked or messed with, and just letting people know I am ok.

I’m back, and everything is ok.

Just wanted to make sure everyone knew what was going on.

[infernal-feminae]

@strikers-saloon said: //For Carmine

Striker had been reluctant to visit due to the failure to keep the last rifle he had gotten, embarrassed by the loss of his previous rifle, he didn't dare do anything to cause her to cease dealings with him. He did his best to act casual as he hoped that the incident wouldn't be brought up nor her view on him change for the worse, though he never really knew what her thoughts were of him and their business dealings together.

"Thank ya very much for seein' me, Miss Carmine. I appreciate you for seein' me on such short notice." He did his best to smile with a bow, even taking his hat off for her.

"Of course, Mister....Striker, was it?" Carmilla bowed her head slightly in acknowledgment, her expression impassive. While the imp was cordial, she could sense he was hiding something from her there.

"I was bit surprised by the urgency of your request to meet with me. There isn't anything wrong with the rifle I sold you last time is there?" Her eyes narrowed slightly, piercing him with her intense gaze, looking for any signs of deceit.

[erthlyheavn]

@strikers-saloon said:

"Careful princess, teasin' a cowboy ain't the best thing to do unless you'd want your pants torn off... I'd be happy to help expose that find rump any day!"

"I'd like to see you try~"

[keeperofquestions]

@copaceticjillybean @strikers-saloon

"I shall consider these honors and compliments. Thank you both for your kindness."

[the-delightful-temptation]

How dare you make me enjoy your interactions >:( Making me get to explore my character and plot cool and evil lines with you! You make me sick with love that flows from my tumtum like little butterflies! You will reap what you sow, and you've made a beautiful garden of people who want all the things with you! How you use genuine kindness and care to make sure no one feels terrible or awkward! Using communication and making times exciting!

:V Am I doing it right? Angry love? Yes?

You're awesome!

//Gasp. I didn't know the cowboy was a poet.

Awww striker thank you so much. I am so excited to be writing with you again and I'm very excited for the plot we're making. Hehe

You are amazing dear!!!

[a-hell-of-a-time]

"How does that mangy stray keep getting into my home?

Why is he living in my vents, and probably my walls?"

@strikers-saloon

[phisaya]

"...I plum forgot to tell you about my health stuff, didn't I?"

@strikers-saloon