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Prompt: “sorry, my social battery ran out:(”
✰ who: skz ot8 x gn!reader
synopsis - bfs skz when you hide away at a social gathering
a/n: thank you so much to @pardyparderson for offering this prompt on a silver platter without even meaning to
cw: there’s a lot of snacking, running out of social battery is literally the plot, mentions of tiresome aunt/uncle in changbin and han one, han one is a teny-tiny bit suggestive?
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#skz x reader#skz fake texts#skz scenarios#skz imagines#stray kids#skz fanfic#skz x y/n#skz x you#skz smau#stray kids imagines#stray kids drabbles#stray kids fic#skz drabbles#stray kids scenarios#skz writing#kpop imagines#stray kids chats#fake texts#skz fake text#stray kids smau#kpop fake texts#skz crack#hyunjin x reader#felix x reader#lee know x reader#changbin x reader#seungmin x reader#han x reader#bang chan x reader#in x reader
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I read this in one sitting, it’s so funny and witty. It’s a quick read, the memes and responses were the best 🥺
T H O S E W H O W A N D E R
-> what happens to those who are left behind, forced to wander the earth but never be a part of it?
or
-> in which, maybe you should have trusted that old realtor who had told you your new apartment was haunted. Lee Felix was bored just simply existing, it was time that he had a little fun tormenting the mortals.
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pairing: ghost!Felix x human!reader
featuring: Bang Chan, Lee Felix + random idols
genre: smau, crack, fluff, slight angst, s2l
status: completed!
warnings: cursing, mentions of death (obviously)
A/n: I had this idea right after I finished my Jisung imagine VI ET ANIMO and I'm finally getting around to it !! This is basically what happened to the spirit after the events of that fic.
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intro: profiles
part one: your funeral
part two: bring the liquor
part three: breakthrough
part four: I might know a guy
part five: our little routine
part six: Hey, ghost
part seven: YOU ARE A GHOST
part eight: this one's for you
part nine: that's the spirit
part ten: am I allowed say that about a ghost?
part eleven: pretty tragic
part twelve: in the flesh
part thirteen: the soulless
part fourteen: always be there
part fifteen: just say you love me already
part sixteen: someone like him
part seventeen: fall in love with a ghost
part eighteen: this was a mistake
outro: how about this
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T H E M E M E S
#masterlist#stray kids#stray kids smau#skz smau#stray kids au#stray kids x you#stray kids imagines#stray kids x reader#stray kids x y/n#felix lee#lee felix x you#lee felix x reader#felix stray kids#felix#felix social media au#felix smau#lee Felix social media au#lee felix smau#stray kids scenarios#stray kids fanfics#stray kids fics#stray kids fake chat#stray kids fake texts#stray kids fanfiction#stray kids fanfic#lee Felix series#felix x you#felix x y/n
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Midday Distraction
Seo Changbin x afab!Reader
Genre: Smut - Boss!Changbin x Babysitter!Reader
Summary: Changbin is your boss, your very wealthy and very attractive boss. You've been sending him hints since you started babysitting his son and now he's sending them right back.
A/N: Happy Birthday to our Changbin! This is day 5 of my Binnie Birthday Week. Today was a busy day and I had to fight to get these done in-between tasks. I hope that you enjoy! I might write a little something to the concept cause I really enjoyed play with it.
✧ Masterlist✧
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twenty: japchae
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permanent taglist: @sunnytaes @unadulteratedlyunique @alanniys @vantxx95 @sai-kida134 @halesandy @hibuki-chan @goldenhoney-cas @wondering-out-loud @soldierstangirl-blog @txtandroll @3sriracha @snow-pegasus @jwnghyuns @enaluvs @popcatx0 @skizzel @uno7
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#yellow#skz x reader#skz x you#skz x y/n#skz hyunjin#skz smau#smau#kpop smau#stray kids social au#stray kids x y/n#stray kids x you#stray kids x reader#skz texts#skz fake chats#skz fake texts#stray kids fake texts#stray kids smau#kpop fanfiction#hwang hyunjin fic#stray kids hyunjin#hwang hyunjin x you#hwang hyunjin x reader#hyunjin x y/n#hyunjin x you#hyunjin x reader
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Skz/BTS Fic and Masterlist Recommendations
Welcome hehe,
I was collecting some of my fav masterlists and fics for myself and thought why not make the whole thing public. So here we are! (btw I will keep adding masterlists!!)
If you know some cool authors or fics feel free to message me!
A lot of these contain 18+ and other stuff so make sure to check the authors tags if that makes u uncomfortable!
I don´t own any of these so go support the og authors!!
I also reblog some fics and oneshots I enjoy you can check them out here or just by scrolling down my page!!
Love ya ~Sky
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(B) = only Bts (S) = only skz (BS) = Both
Headers <3
Currently working on ---> Kinktober Collection
Masterlist / bloomingbutterflysworld (S)
Masterlist / imagine-a-life-like-this (BS)
Fic Recommendations / sunnyseungup (S)
Masterlist / feelbokkie (S)
Masterlist / zoe8stay (S)
Masterlist / mazeinthemiroh (S)
Masterlist / silv3rswirls (BS)
Masterlist / min-hikari (B)
Masterlist / dreamescapeswriting (BS)
Masterlist / blu-joons (BS)
Masterlist / blue-jisungs (S)
Fic Masterlist: Build a Boyfriend (Jimin) / amethystwritesbts (B)
Masterlist / caseiloveu (S)
Fic Masterlist: online friends (Bang Chan) / caseiloveu (S)
Masterlist / bts-hyperfixation (B)
Masterlist / lavishedinjimin
18+ Masterlist / lavishedinjimin (B)
Fic Masterlist: Connected (Ot8) / sky-yuna (S)
Masterlist / channieismyboy (S)
Masterlist / sopeverse (B)
Masterlist / seungisms (S)
Masterlist / 7ndipity (B)
Masterlist / multifandomfantasies (S)
Masterlist / btsugarush (B)
Masterlist / skzhua (S)
Masterlist / il-i-sam (S)
Masterlist / gimmeurtmi (S)
Masterlist / crispbang (S)
Masterlist / sunboki (S)
Masterlist / ellestray (S)
Masterlist / sugar-petals (B)
Fic Masterlist: Falling for a fangirl (han jisung) /yongbukah (S)
Masterlist / hwajin (S)
Masterlist / cbini (S)
Masterlist / cosmic-railwayxo (S)
Masterlist / faeryacha (S)
Masterlist / onlyswan (B)
Masterlist / kookslastbutton (B)
Masterlist / silentcryracha (S)
Masterlist / charmercharm3r (S)
Fic Masterlist: Unprofessional (bang chan) / exxxtraoddinary (S)
Fic Recommendations / pettypartypooper (S)
Masterlist / blossomwritesthings (S)
Masterlist / browniethepoetff (BS)
Masterlist / ninetailedfoxmanchi (BS)
Fic Recommendations / ot8skz-wifey (S)
Fic Recommendations / 3rachahyune (S)
Fic Masterlist: 2.5 (jk x reader) / bratkook (B)
Masterlist / whatsk-poppinghomies (S)
Masterlist / lix-ables (S)
Fic Masterlist: Switch of Soul: Seven (jk x reader) / starsinsky1999
(if a link doesn´t work or something else is wrong feel free to message me ♡)
#skz masterlist#bts masterlist#fic recommendation#bts x reader#skz x reader#stray kids imagine#bts reactions#skz scenarios#bts imagine#stray kids smut#stray kids smau#bts fake chats#skz smut#skz fluff#skz imagines#bts imagines#bts smut#skz headcanons#stray kids
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vacation house 🫶
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Prank on stray kids members saying “i wanna breakup”
Bangchan
Han Jisung
masterlist
#stray kids#kpop#skz#skz stay#skz fake texts#group chat y/n#2 kids room#stay#stray kids stay#christopher bang#bangchan#bang chan x reader#bang chan#han skz#han stray kids#han#stray kids jisung
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sequel and this time ill remember to reblog after each chapter
Guess Where? Masterlist
Read the original story here!
Disclaimer: Everything in this masterlist, except for the teaser, includes major (!!!) spoilers to the original story. You’ve been warned!
THIS SERIES WAS WRITTEN BEFORE SEPTEMBER OF 2020. I apologize for making ****** an official side character in this sequel.
Teaser
Character Profiles
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12 (FINAL)
#stray kids#stray kids guess who?#stray kids guess where?#skz#stray kids fake text au#stray kids fake texts#stray kids fake text#stray kids fake chat#stray kids fluff#stray kids series#stray kids imagines#stray kids reactions#stray kids scenarios#stray kids crack#stray kids oneshot#stray kids one shot#stray kids chan#stray kids minho#stray kids changbin#stray kids hyunjin#stray kids jisung#stray kids felix#stray kids seungmin#stray kids jeongin#stray kids social au#stray kids social media au#reblog
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SKZ group chat crack:
minchan has a bet going and needs the members to help decide who wins
jilix confirmed yay or nay?
excerpt from my story Naturally now completed on ao3, go check it out ❤️
#skz crack#stray kids social media au#minchan#jilix#hanlix#skz family#humour#lee know is weird#i love that for him#fake everything#fake group chat#straykids#skz fanfic#Jilix fanfic#northwrites
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Prompt: “would you still love me if I was a worm?”
✰ who: skz ot8 x gn!reader
a/n: jumping on this trend a bit late! hope it’s somewhat enjoyable nevertheless, this is my first time working with fake chats
cw: mentions of poop in jisung one, excessive use of ‘babe/baby’, ‘<3’ and ‘😭’ because my imagination only goes that far apparently
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fun fact: han means ‘him’ in my language and ain’t that the realest thing ever
©hwa-hyun: do not copy or republish as your own, reblogs and replies mean the world though 🫶🏼
#skz x reader#skz fake texts#skz scenarios#skz imagines#stray kids#skz fanfic#skz x y/n#skz x you#skz smau#stray kids imagines#stray kids drabbles#stray kids fic#skz drabbles#stray kids scenarios#skz writing#kpop imagines#stray kids chats#fake texts#skz fake text#stray kids smau#kpop fake texts#skz crack#hyunjin x reader#felix x reader#lee know x reader#changbin x reader#seungmin x reader#han x reader#bang chan x reader#in x reader
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dayummmmm
via x
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Sometimes, I make fake texts when I'm lonely to try and get how I'm feeling out. I just wrote one of the saddest most triggering fake texts I think I've ever written, and now I'm wondering if I'm okay..
#Maybe i should see my therapist#I'd show yall but you'll cry#maybe its too much?#Heavy on the Trigger#stray kids#skz#stray kids scenarios#skz imagines#bangchan skz#skz x reader#stray kids x y/n#bangchan#bang christopher chan#chris bang#skz texts#skz fake texts#bang chan fake texts#kpop fake texts#chili chat#stray kids fake texts#skz angst
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❋ Drabbles/Ideas
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➽ Bangchan
The Pretender (Mafia Au)
Rough Sex with Chan (Smut)
Wolf Hybrid Collage AU (Suggestive)
Messed with the wrong man (Mafia Chan / Thief reader AU)
Fuckboy Chan / Virgin reader Chapter 1
Filming you while riding him (Smut)
Sugar Daddy Bangchan (Fluff)
Burglar Bangchan (Smut)
➽ Lee Minho
Hitman Minho (Fluff)
Cuddling with Minho (Fluff)
➽ Seo Changbin
Married Staff member crush (Fluff/Angst?)
Injured Hybrid Changbin (Fluff/Angst?)
➽ Hwang Hyunjin
Meeting Scary Vampire Hyunjin [How it's like living with vampire Hyunjin]
➽ Han Jisung
Cuddling with Hannie Continuation
➽ Lee Felix (Yongbok)
Cuddling with Felix
➽ Kim Seungmin
Prank wars Gone Wrong (Wholesome)
Dog Hybrid Seungmin (Fluff)
➽ Yang Jeongin
Toxic Fuckboy Jeongin (Angst)
❋ Reactions
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How Would SKZ Hyung Line give Oral
Stray Kids Hyung Line Reaction to you Wearing nothing but a hoodie with their name on it
Stray Kids Hyung Line Minus Hyunjin Reaction: asking them to Teach you how to masturbate
❋ Fake Texts
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He Calls you a Gold Digger : Bangchan & Minho Version [Part 2]
Accidental Confession in the wrong Group Chat : Lee Know
Roommates with Felix & Seungmin Version
Enemies to "Maybe" Lovers 👀: Seungmin [Part 2]
Idol Star X YouTube Star SMAU: Felix
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
❋ Requests/Ask Game
How about you tell me your favorite trope, about which memeber and what genre you want it to be and I'll respond by writing a small paragraph?
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Enemies to lovers Seungmin (Angst)
Soulmates AU Jeongin (Extremely Angst)
Soulmate AU Mafia Bangchan (Fantasy/Fluff)
You fell first but he fell harder Minho (Smut)
One Bed trope Hyunjin (Fluff)
Vampire / Vampire Hunter (Fluff)
All Headers & Dividers were made by the talented — - @saradika-graphics
#bangchan imagines#bangchan smut#bangchan x reader#stray kids smut#bangchan fluff#chan#skz#lee know#stray kids lee minho#lee minho fluff#lee minho angst#lee know smut#lee minho#changbin x reader#Changbin#hyunjin x reader#hyunjin stray kids#han jisung fluff#felix fluff#lee felix#seungmin imagines#seungmin fluff#jeongin#Stray kids#stray kids fake texts#stray kids reaction#stray kids drabbles#Sam's Masterlist
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twenty-two: new brain
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taglist: @sopebubbles
#yellow#smau#skz x reader#stray kids x reader#skz x y/n#skz x you#stray kids x you#skz fake texts#stray kids x y/n#skz smau#hwang hyunjin x you#hwang hyunjin fanfic#hwang hyunjin x reader#hyunjin x y/n#hyunjin x you#hyunjin x reader#stray kids smau#stray kids texts#stray kids fic#stray kids fanfiction#skz fake chats#skz fic#skz fake text#hyunjin smau
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theyre so cute :3
Guess Where? | Part 1
this story contains spoilers to it’s original story, “guess who?” read it here! (you’re gonna be hearing this a lot lol)
a/n: oh boy here we go once again!! this is just an introduction/backstory to everything, and you might notice that all the times and dates end with 0s, that’s on purpose!
taglist: @desertofdessert @sapphicmists @bangchanbin @7829-kamie @skkzuwu @lewsr (taglist always accepting new people!)
please confirm with me if you wanna be tagged ;_; @gateway-mp3 @strayyeets
masterlist | next
#stray kids#skz#stray kids fake text au#stray kids fake texts#stray kids fake text#stray kids series#stray kids fake chat#stray kids guess who?#stray kids guess where?#stray kids social au#stray kids social media au#reblog
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FMRN - LN4
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warnings: 18+! minors dni! smut, teasing, unprotected sex (wrap before you tap), dom!lando, dj lando
songs referenced: FMRN - lilyisthatyou | Eat Your Man (feat. Nelly Furtardo) - Dom Dolla
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As the bass from the clubs speakers pulsed through your chest, and your seventh vodka orange tipped towards your lips, this is the first night you’d had out with your friends in a long time and you felt amazing.
Jimmyz was a popular club at the best of times, but tonight was extra full with no more admission due to celebrations for the Monaco Grand Prix that had been held earlier that day, and the drivers after party being held in the venue being DJed by none other than Martin Garrix.
Luckily for you, being a Monaco resident now as well as hometown bestfriend to the ever-so-smiley VCARB driver Daniel Ricciardo, your name was front page of the list for admission to the celebrations, as well as a +3 for your friends so you didn’t feel so alone when Danny would eventually get swept away.
What you failed to notice as you danced with your friends, head thrown back in laughter as one of them tried their best provocative moves on you because that’s just the way you all were to each other, was a certain curly haired brit by the bar watching your every move as he chatted to your best mate.
“Lando are you even listening mate? I just told you the funniest story about how I scared the shit out of max in the bathroom and you didn’t even flinch!” Daniel chuckled as he nudged the shoulder of his former teammate, trying to regain his attention.
“Sorry mate I was zoned out, what were you saying?” He responds, trying to focus on the conversation but failing as his eyes keep straying back to your spot on the dancefloor.
“Oh I was just saying I saw a purple cat with blue stripes talking to a crowd of toddlers out the back of the Ferrari garage” Danny said with a grin, waiting to see if he would take the bait.
And he did.
Lando fake laughed like he had been listening and responded with a quick “oh yeah? And then what did max do?”
Daniel couldn’t help himself, booming laugh heard even over the clubs sound system as he catches his friend out.
“Lando you freak, why don’t you stop staring at her and actually go talk to her? It’s better than standing here being a creep while you don’t listen to me anyway” Daniel nudged him
“Wh-who? I was listening to your story? I don’t know what you mean?” Lando stutters out as a blush creeps on him, silently thanking the darkness cloaking the club so no one could see hopefully.
“No you haven’t, you’ve been staring at Bunny since she walked in and I could almost feel your glare through me when I was with her” Daniel chuckled again, nodding his head towards his friend who was still totally unaware on the dance floor.
“Bunny? Is her name really bunny?” The younger driver asks in awe.
“Oh no, but I’ve called her that and only that since we were little, it feels wrong to call her anything else”
”Since you were kids?” Lando pushes for more information. How long has Daniel known the angel dancing in the middle of the club with not a care in the world, totally unaware how she was making him feel.
Were they dating? Has Daniel been lucky enough to touch her? To taste her? Lando wasn’t sure he could handle the answer but he needed to know more.
“Yeah her family moved into the farm next door when we were kids, and even though she’s a few years younger we became best friends. She wasn’t afraid to get on a dirt bike and get a little messy and I liked that about her.” Daniel reflects fondly, the girl being 7 years his junior becoming a sister to him almost instantly back then. Him being her protector ever since.
“So did you ever date? I see how close you are any time she’s around the paddock.” Lando pushes further
“OH GOD NO, I get she’s a pretty girl but that’s my annoying little sister, I could never think of her that way. Plus I’ve been sneaking around with her friend Julie, didn’t want the media to know or to make her uncomfortable about it.” Danny says smiling as he tips his usual cowboy hat towards her friend that had just looked over towards us at the same time, hand in hand with bunny as she twirls her around to the song playing.
“So is she..” Lando starts, feeling a little embarrassed to even ask.
“Single? Yes. Look I’ll even help you out, I’ve been looking for a way to sneak Julie away anyway” And with that, Danny was pushing Lando by the shoulders towards the group of girls.
Unfortunately time was not on Lando’s side, becauses moments before the two could even reach the girls, you were being lifted off the ground by none other than the youngest Leclerc of the pack, Arthur.
As Lando got closer, he couldn’t help but instantly feel jealous of him as he caught bits and pieces of the conversation you were currently engrossed in.
“Did you see me up in the DJ booth!?”
”Yes tutur you were amazing!”
”Did you see I played some Dom Dolla for you? To remind you of home?”
”I loved it, you looked so good up there and you know how much I love a good dance to some Dom!”
Giggling to each other like no one else was in the room, Lando was starting to see red.
Before he could do anything stupid, Daniel noticed and his reflexes kicked in to help his young friend out.
“You know bunny, Lando is going up with Martin in a few minutes, you should join him and check it out!”
“Oh I’m sure Lando doesn’t want me bothering him up there, he has an entire club to amaze with his skills” You respond, smiling at him sweetly.
You couldn’t deny, Lando was one of the most beautiful men you had ever laid eyes on. Being former teammates with Daniel meant you got to watch him back in the garage, preparing for sessions intently, mesmerizing you with how much he cared about his team as well as his sheer determination and passion for the sport.
And post-race sweaty glow Lando? That was a whole different type of god for you to worship.
But you knew he never spared a glance towards you, you were just “Daniel’s annoying little adopted sister” after all.
“No it’s totally fine, I’d love to show you what it's like up there!” Lando couldn’t get the words out fast enough
Holding your hand tightly as to not “lose you in the crowd” or so he said, Lando took you up towards the booth where an eager Martin was waving you both down.
“Bunny! I haven’t seen you since Danny’s birthday in Texas! How’ve you been?” He asks while engulfing you in a hug, ever so familiar with you.
“I’ve been great, Danny’s plants here in Monaco no so much though…” you said with a giggle, confirming the joke he’d made back in Texas about you moving into Daniel’s Monaco residence to “look after it and his plants for him” to have come true.
He lets out a laugh and gives you a sympathetic pat on the shoulder before turning to Lando
“And you my man! P fucking 2 in Monaco! How are you feeling?” Martin asks Lando as he pulls him into a massive hug and pats his back
Lando grins so wide even the Cheshire Cat would be jealous of it.
“Better than any sex I’ve ever had!” Lando laughs and you can’t help but blush at the comment.
You don’t know why, but that made you feel a little jealous and a little intrigued wondering if he truly meant that.
“So what do we owe the pleasure of bunny’s presence up here? She never lets Dan bring her up!” Martin asks, eyeing you curiously with a smirk on his face, not blind to the way your eyes will always find Lando in a room.
“I wanted to show her what it was like, she seems to love it from the floor so why not show her the other side” Lando responds, slipping his arm around your shoulder to pull you into his side, setting butterflies free in your stomach.
After about 20 minutes of Martin and Lando doing their thing and having the entire club on a high, you’re interrupted from your thoughts of watching Lando’s skillful hands at work when he leans closer to you to talk.
“Alright next songs yours princess, what are you feeling?” Lando asks, his hot breath fanning across your neck as he leans down to speak into your ear, making you shiver.
“Oh no it’s okay, I’m enjoying just watching, I wouldn’t even know what to play..” you respond, hoping he can’t see the blush on your face from how close he is.
“I heard you and Arthur talking about that Australian artist before, Dom something? What about one of his songs?” He smiles back before pulling you in between him and Martin.
“Dom Dolla? Yeah that would be cool! Ummm…” you start trying to think of what song could keep the currently energy of the club going as Martin pulls the artist up for you to have a look through. In seconds it catches your eye.
“OH THAT ONE! EAT YOUR MAN! THATS MY FAVORITE!” You say excitedly say as you grab Lando’s arm and point to the screen, before he smiles and nods, beginning to match it’s BPM and tempo to the currently song playing to seamlessly transition it in.
Before you know it, the familiar tune starts flowing through the speakers and you can’t stop yourself.
You’re singing and dancing as best as you can in the small space, as your friends go wild and cheer for you.
“I’ll eat your man, devour him whole
Lickin’ my fingers, I’m in control
Fly like a bird, I’m takin’ it home
Movin’ my body like a nympho
I say it right, now do what I say
Apply the pressure into your veins
Blood on the floor, I’m pushin’ the pain
I let the creatures out of the cage”
Lando can’t help it, he’s looking at you like a man starved.
The way your head is thrown back as you sing along, showing off your neck that he wants nothing more than to leave marks on right now.
The way your hips are moving the the beat, while your hands follow the contours of your body perfectly in the already revealing outfit, calling him to just reach out and touch.
He can’t pull his eyes away, his hands reaching out to grab your hips so he can dance with you, and he’s almost coming undone when you don’t pull away but instead lean back into him closing the gap between you both as you throw your head back onto his shoulder with a laugh and keep your hips moving now in time with his own.
Just as quickly as the embrace started, it was ending with the song.
Having exuded so much energy having a blast up there, but also feeling a little embarrassed that you’d been grinding on Lando without even realizing once you regained yourself post-song, you decided now was the time to excuse yourself for another much needed drink.
“Hey uh, I’m going to head to the bar, thank you so much for bringing me up here, have fun!” And before Lando could stop you or offer to join, you were running away, grabbing your friends on the way through as they laughed and followed.
“So, bunny huh?” Martin asked his friend with a big smirk
“Yeah, bunny huh…” Lando smiled, still watching after you.
After a few round of shots and grabbing another vodka orange, you decided to head back to the dancefloor, now feeling a little less nervous about the earlier exchange.
Lando was saying farewell to the decks, and decided that after grabbing a few shots for confidence he would join you and your friends for a dance, dragging Daniel and Oscar with him. Papaya past and present, a united front to help Lando.
You couldn’t help but keep catching his eyes on you, having been looking around for him as well.
There was no denying it, his hands almost felt like they were burning holes in your skin with how warm they made you feel up there. Causing butterflies in your stomach as well as awakening something in your core.
Martin watched on from the booths, waiting for the perfect moment to put his plan into action to help his curly haired friend.
A few songs after joining your group, Daniel was pulling you slightly away to talk for a moment.
“Bunny, I love you but I’m going to head home now…” He says, trying to put together the best words to ask you the awkward thing he needs to ask.
“Oh that’s okay, I’ll say goodbye to the group and we can go” you say with a smile, not wanting to bother Danny with coming home later and making noise.
“NO - I mean - um - could you possibly stay out a big longer? I was kind of hoping to bring someone home with me right now…” He said shyly, looking over your shoulder at your friend that he thought you were still blissfully unaware he was sneaking around with.
You couldn’t help but let out a laugh that caught Lando’s attention, zoning into the conversation you and Daniel were having off to the side.
“Danny, I love you but I’ve known about you and Julie for a while! I’ll find my own way home later, just let me know when it’s safe to return and be safe!” You say light heartedly as you push Julie towards him.
“Don’t worry Dan, i’ll take care of her and make sure she’s safe” Lando cuts in, throwing his arm around your shoulder again and pulling you into him.
Daniel gives him a knowing smirk, before turning to you and giving his famous smile and kissing your cheek, instantly running away with your friend in tow.
“So its just us now, drinks?” Lando smiles, making you laugh as he grabs your hand and leads you to the bar for another round of shots.
Half an hour later, you’re back on the floor dancing with Lando, a lot closer than you could have ever imagined you’d be.
Your back is against his front, his fingers digging into your hips as his head lays on your shoulder breathing in your perfume again.
Dancing along to some remix currently playing, you feel content and safe with Lando. You want more, but you don’t want to embarrass yourself by telling him and getting rejected.
From the DJ booth, Martin has been watching and knows now is the time to put his plan into action.
As he slowly fades out the song currently finishing, he starts a song he knows you love, and knows it’s the perfect message to convey how you and Lando are so blindly feeling towards eachother.
“Oh. My god. I haven’t heard this in forever” you say as you catch onto the familiar beat, Lando has no idea what he’s in for as you start singing along.
“Can you come fuck me right now?
Parents are home, but my beds too loud
I can take it on the ground
If I get too loud, you can shut my mouth”
Lando has had enough, he can’t hold himself back anymore and he can always blame it on the alcohol if you push him away.
In an instant, he’s flipping you around to face him and crashing his lips to yours.
You are immediately reacting to him, your hands sliding up his shoulders and tangling in the curls on the back of his head, as you grant his tongue the access.
Roaming hands continue down to your ass as the heated kiss only breaks so he can nip at your neck like he’s been wanting to do all night.
As he pulls away, he can’t at smile at the sight in front of him.
Your eyes hazy and filled with lust, mouth still slightly open trying to process it all.
He needs to get you out of here now.
“I know I told Daniel I’d get you home safely, but do you think he’ll mind if it's my home?” He asks with a smirk, you just give him a wild smile back and shake your head.
That’s all he needed, and he’s dragging you out of the club and hailing a taxi.
Barely making it though the car trip with his wandering hands creeping up your skirt, the moment you make it through his apartment doors his lips are instantly attached to yours again as he walks you backwards towards what you assume to be his bedroom.
As your knees hit the edge of his mattress, you fall backwards onto it, dragging him down with you.
Desperate kisses, wandering hands, neither of you can believe this is finally happening.
He pulls back finally to look at you again and make sure you’re okay.
“Hey if you don’t want to do this it's okay, we can put a movie or somethi-“ before he can even finish you give him another kiss.
“Lan, I want this. I want you. I need you.” You don’t care how desperate you sound, it was true,
“God you don’t know how long I’ve waited to hear you say that” He growls, attaching his lips back to your neck, biting and bruising, making sure that by tomorrow everyone knows not to touch what’s his.
Hands wandering back up your skirt, he can’t help the growl that comes when he feels the wet spot having formed along the crotch of your thong.
“Who got you this wet angel? You’re already soaked through the slutty piece of lace you pathetically call underwear”
“You Lan, it was all you” you moan out as his fingers brush over the part you need him most again.
He lowers himself down the bed, bunching your skirt up around your waist before ripping your panties in half, not wanting to waste anymore time.
“HEY I really liked that pair” you said with a pout
“I’ll buy you a pair in every fucking colour, now shut up before I shove them in your mouth to keep you quiet.”
Before you can protest, his mouth is on your pussy making you almost scream in pleasure.
Lando is like a man starved, and if you were to be his final meal he would die a happy man.
His tongue lapping your folds, savoring the taste he knows he’ll never get enough of now that he’s had it.
It doesn’t take long and you can feel your orgasm approaching, and almost like he can sense it too, he slips two fingers in and works them in time with his tongue on your clit, making you see white hot stars.
Within a minute you’re screaming his name, coming undone as he laps up every single drop, not wanting to waste a single bit of his new favorite drug.
As you try to regain your breath, Lando removes your top, leaving you in nothing but your bunched up skirt as he leaves a trail of kisses up your body.
“Such pretty sounds you make baby, can’t wait for everyone to know who’s getting them out of you though” he smirks against your neck
“Lan can i.. can i return the favour?” You ask nervously, knowing he’s probably a lot more experienced than you and not wanting to disappoint him, but being too greedy to stop yourself.
“Princess i would love to get head from you, but only for a little bit because i don’t think i can wait to feel you around me much longer” he says with a quick kiss on your lips, before laying down and letting you take the same position he just had.
Unzipping his pants to pull them down, your mouth is already watering at the sight of his pretty dick as it finally springs free from the painfully tight confines of his pants.
“Do you think you can take it baby? Be a good girl and suck it.” He says devilishly as he pulls your hair into a ponytail to keep it out of your face.
Clenching your thighs at the request, you lick the tip to catch the precum already dribbling out, making him hiss.
“Don’t be a tease now princess, you’ve done enough of that tonight.”
You smile up at him through your eyelashes, before taking as much of him into your mouth as you can.
Almost whimpering at the feeling, his hand tighten in your hair as you start using your hand to work the parts you can’t quite reach.
“FUCK that’s it baby, just like that, you’re so fucking good at this holy shit”
Hearing the praise only makes you want to please him even more, as you push yourself to take more of him in, hitting the back of your throat over and over.
“Bunny I’m not going to last much longer with you doing that, need you on my cock already” He growls as he tugs your hair, pulling you off his cock and making you whimper.
“On my lap, now.” He demands as he pulls you up to hover over him, sitting up himself to get a better angle.
“I watched how much of a cocktease you could be all night, making every guy in the room drool over what’s mine. So why don’t you be a good little slut now and ride my cock like i already know your going to be so good at huh?” He says with a smirk as he lowers you onto his cock, making you whine at how full he’s already making you feel
“So full Lan, you’re so fucking big.” You whimper as your head drops to his shoulder.
“Come on baby, you’re taking me so well, just start moving when you settle” He says a little bit softer as he kisses your shoulder
After a few moments, the pain subsides and you can already feel the pleasure building, so you start moving your hips in the same fashion you were moving against him in the club.
“That’s my girl, fuck you feel so good little bun.” He says as he nips at your chest, your back arching in pleasure as you feel him hitting your core with each movement.
You start to feel brave, and decide the grinding isn’t enough for either of you anymore.
Before he can even ask if you’re okay as he feels the position change slightly, he’s faced with the most pornographic scene he could ever imagine.
Your tits are bouncing in his face as you bounce up and down on his cock, feeling his tip hit your g-spot brutally every time you lower, but nothing has ever felt this good before.
Your head thrown back in pleasure, as you grip onto his shoulders for support, nails digging in as a slew of swears and moans come out fo your mouth.
“Fuck bunny just like that, keep bouncing just like that, gonna cum soon” He moans, slapping your ass a few times for good measure and taking note at the sounds you make as he does so for next time.
“Fuck lan I’m gonna cum”
“Me too angel, fuck, where do you want me to cum?” He lets out a strangled moan as he fucks up into you, feeling you start to lose focus as you can no longer think from the pleasure you’re feeling.
“Cum inside me, please lan, need to feel you dripping out of me” you wimper, no longer able to think for yourself
“going to fill you up and make sure everyone knows who you belong to” he grunts, and that’s enough to make the band in you snap.
He feels you tighten around his cock as you’re screaming his name, over and over, causing him to let go finally too as you chase your highs together.
After a few moments of trying to catch your breaths, he drops back down onto the mattress as you remove yourself from him and wimper at the loss of fullness you just felt.
Pulling you down to lay on his chest, he plays with your hair as you lay in silence for a while.
Thoughts are swirling around his head before he finally decides to speak up, not wanting to lose the courage from the post-sex bliss.
“I know its kind of backwards, but would you maybe want to go on a date tomorrow? I’ve been wanting to ask you for a while but didn’t think I had a chance” He asks nervously, still running his fingers through your hair.
“I’d love to Lan, and if we’re being honest I thought you just saw me the same way Danny did, I though I was the one who didn’t have a chance” you say while laughing slightly, before leaning up to give him a peck on the lips for reassurance.
“Well now that that’s out of the way, why does Daniel only call you bunny? Do you even have a real name at this point?” He asks as he pokes your side, making you squeal
“He started calling me bunny when we were little because when we would go dirt bike riding really early in the morning my nose would go pink like a bunny, and he also use to make fun of me for my nervous nose twitch thing” you tell him, the story making you smile
“Oh I mean i get it now, at least you got stuck with a cute name. But do you ever wish he’d just call you by your name?”
”Nope, i like bunny. Besides, after i bit him one time and solidified the nickname, it only made sense to keep it.” You said with a big grin, making Lando burst out laughing hearing that you actually bit Daniel.
“So….” He starts after you’ve both been laying in bliss for some time now, “Are you up for round 2 my little rabbit?”
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