#strangled by a drag queen in south Florida 2018
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Today I met all of my pokemon go goals, went to the Holocaust memorial, played with cats in a cat cafe, got sun-burnt as shit, and was pretend strangled by a drag queen in south Florida.
They had free vodka. Like were just handing out shots of vodka. Anyways I don't drink but hey free vodka. And now I'm remembering why I don't drink.
#miami2018#no lesbians though#disappoint#so little in my life is worth bragging about#let me have this#strangled by a drag queen in south Florida 2018
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