#str3tch3d

[transformedpyrope]

OH GOD WH3R3 DO 1 3V3N B3G1N? 1 W4S 3XPLOR1NG 4 DUNG3ON W1TH K4RK4T 4ND VR1SK4, TURNS OUT 1T W4S SOM3 K1ND4 F4CTORY? 4NYW4Y, M3SS3D W1TH SOM3 STUFF FOR 4 PUZZL3(T4ST3D L1K3 CR4P BTW) 4ND W3NT ON 4 MOB1L3 W4LKW4Y. TURNS OUT 1T W4S 4 CONV3YOR B3LT, 4ND 1 W4S SW1FTLY CRUSH3D BY 4 G14NT COMP4CTOR PR3SS. SO NOW 1M JUST L4Y1NG TH3R3 4S 4 FL4TT3N3D V3RS1ON OF MYS3LF, K4RK4T SHOWS UP 4ND JUST ST3PS R1GHT ONTO M3! ST4RTS T4LK1NG TO M3 WH1L3 ST4ND1NG ON M3, H3 GO3S OFF TO G3T SOM3TH1NG TO H3LP M3, TH3N FUCK1NG VR1SK4 SHOWS UP, P33LS M3 OFF TH3 GROUND, 4ND SHOV3S M3 1NTO TH1S W31RD TUB3 GO1NG "This'll fix you riiiiiiiight up!" 4ND 1 G3T M1SH3D, M4SH3D, SQU4SH3D, STR3TCH3D, JUST PUT THROUGH H3LL, 4ND WH3N 1 COM3 OUT TH3 OTH3R 3ND? 1M 4 D4MN DOORM4T! 3V3N WORS3, SH3 JUST C4SU4LLY GO3S "Oh I think that was the wrong tub3 oooooooops ::::P" 4ND TH3N W3 FOUND OUT 1 C4NT 3V3N B3 F1X3D 4NYMOR3! SO NOW 1M STUCK L1K3 TH1S, 3V3NTU4LLY W3 FOUND OUT 1 C4N TURN 1NTO OTH3R STUFF BUT L1K3, 4S1D3 FROM SP33CH? C4NT DO SH1T... SORRY 4BOUT TH4T, H4V3NT H4D SOM3ON3 T4LK TO M3 L1K3 4 TROLL 1N 4 LONG T1M3.

4NOTH3R TROLL FORC1BLY TR4NSFORM3D 4G41NST TH31R W1LL P3RM4N3NTLY? W3LL GL4D 1M NOT 4LON3 4T L34ST. WOND3R 1F W3 SHOULD ST4RT 4 CLUB OR SOM3TH1NG

oh carp what da fuck happened to you

you seam all soarts of fucked up gill

[gamegrgl]

Is that the most youve ever had in your ass before?

"y34h prob4bly!!!! 1t w4s l1k3 4 coupl3 hundr3d p33pz. 1 k1nd4 und3r3st1m4t3d how much my 3p1c bow3lz c4n hold."

"but 1 th1nk 1 str3tch3d th1s booty out 3nuff for now, 1'm gonn4 focus on blow1ng th1ngz OUTT4 1t for 4 wh1l3~"

[graciouscashlightener]

...Telepathy~

1′D B3TT3R GO M4K3 SUR3 TH3 CLOWNS 4R3 SH4R1NG TH31R TOY. TH3Y 4LW4YS L34V3 H1M SO STR3TCH3D OUT WH3N TH3Y’R3 DON3.

[dogm34t]

1 STR3TCH3D MY TO3S TOO MUCH 4ND GOT 4 P4W CR4MP >:’[ 

[attackradish]

I don’t know why, but Terezi’s typing quirk gives my internal voice a bit of an accent. TH3 PRONUNC14T1ON OF TH3 3’S S33M MOR3 OP3N 4ND STR3TCH3D S1D3W4YS, L1K3 4 TOO W1D3 SM1L3.

[littlemisspoly]

i fucking adore your blog c:

are you kidding me?! I loooove your blog! :3

[vissudha]

Will is perfect. and I am not. That is all. 

[youmademe-ink]

♥

Blog: 10. unff, i love your blog so much.  

Theme: 7

Url: 7

Face: 8 c:

omg, if you're a tattoo blog, go follow him because his blog is perfff.

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[fueled-byramenn]

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[sweet-taro-blog]

Met this guy at Warped <3

[drowning-inmyownfuckingmind]

love your blog c:

thank yeww :3 x

[goddessofgeekary]

Tumblr Crushes:

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[youmademe-ink]

For the anon that wanted to know my top 5 blogs.

Fuck-you-or-me.

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