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[spiderwarden]

Karlach, telling Minthara to ‘dress nice’ for date night and just goes to put on her less stinky clothes.

Minthara, always the woman who says she will be just a moment and taking an extra hour:

[thespacelizard]

happy valentine's day! if you had to make oc specific valentines, what would they say? bonus question: would any of them do anything special for the holiday?

happy valentines fox!!

im at work rn so i can’t make those terrible valentine card things but let me throw out some bad ideas.

For Ashenivir, something like ‘I submit my heart to your love, valentine’. god i think i pulled something cringing writing that adsllsakdj

and Rizeth maybe…i can’t even think of one. he’s too serious. Love is stored in the finish your essay, valentine, before I tie you up and make you finish it.

Vizaeth… ‘My heart is yours (literally) (no, i’m serious, i have a knife ready to go just say the word)’. God, if he knew about valentines he’d just. send as many slightly unsettling cards to Pharaun as possible. Someone could send him a fake one from Pharaun and he’d treasure it forever.

Zeth’rinn is just. whatever’s the flirtiest possible thing. Even if it doesn’t make sense. ‘I’ll Bregan your D’aerthe, valentine’. what does that mean, Zeth. what does that mean.

and since I've got Rune brainrot (again), his would be like 'the fastest way to my heart is through the third and fourth rib. don't miss, valentine'

as for doing special holiday things:

Obedience boys are both kinda pretending the holiday isn’t that important and then both try and surprise each other with nice things. God, their first valentine’s, Rizeth would so overcompensate, try and have like. the Perfect Date. Flowers. Chocolate. The works. Ashenivir enjoys that stuff, but doesn’t need it.

They’re also going to spend as much time in bed together as possible, and after they’re done fucking each other stupid, Rizeth’s gonna feed Shen chocolates by hand. Because Shen’s still tied to the bed, obviously.

Whoever Zeth’s dating at the time would get treated to something elaborate. He’ll do the equivalent of ‘borrowing’ dads credit card to take someone on the fanciest, most expensive date possible. When he was with Menzova, I think he’d definitely get kinda sad to not be with her on the Love Holiday (she lives in Mythen Thaelas, and he was on the surface for a good chunk of their relationship. they seperated bc of it eventually, but it was friendly)

oh my god, additional thought: Zeth making valentines for every single Bregan D'aerthe member currently at the safehouse. Just painstakingly writing them out. Valas is bemused by this.

...i'm realising now that I think Zeth has a bit of a longstanding crush on Valas, who is never going to let anything happen because he helped raised that boy and thinks of him like a weird little cousin/step child.

Vizaeth daydreams about romantic times with Pharaun and then lies to himself about it, because love isn’t real and Pharaun hates him and romance is fake and everything is awful. he wants Pharaun to like. whisk him away to some fancy Menzo bloodsport and publically make out with him.

God, I want Rhylfein to take him on a vday date. @lawful-evil-novelist where would your boy drag his horrid boyfriend for a date?

Astarion tries to take Rune to a nice Upper City eating house and Rune mostly behaves himself, but he does snarl at a waiter for some kind of slight, and also it takes a lot of persuading to make him eat with cutlery and not his hands. they have a better time afterwards just walking to the beach in the dark, and chilling in the moonlight.

also, now you gotta tell me what the Nydalla’s are doing. how much of a valentines princess is Iphis. does he want that fancy chocolate. will he stab a bitch to get it.

[alucior]

11 Questions Meme!

thanks, @menzosarres for tagging me in this I had far to much fun.

Rules: Answer 11 questions, write 11 of your own, tag 11 people

1. Gimme the best and worst anagrams of your name (or url) that you (or an anagram generator) can come up with.

Uhm, the best and worst anagrams of Fjodor? Let me pull up a generator and see what happens I guess. So, what was spit out of the magical world of just generating all the possibilities and then selecting the ones that make sense we have on the ‘good’ side; dj roof and on the ‘bad’ side food jr. Idk, there aren’t a lot of anagrams you can make with like six letters.

2. What’s your preferred Note material? Like, are you an index card-er, a note-pad-er, a sticky-note-purist? Give me details. If you’re a stickier, do you like the ones that peel up all in one direction, the accordion ones, the weird re-stick-ables?

All notes that I take are done on note-pads, which while a bit big to carry around everywhere is actually handy to do a decent write out on, or to use as a doodle place. Peeps might say that you can there is a thing as too much space, I disagree. If there was an easy way to carry around an A3 notepad I would be doing that.

3. What’s the most pretentions book you’ve read and actually enjoyed?

I want to say that I have finished this book but really it is just a long story that keeps going on and on and on. The book is called until I find you and it’s about a boy that grows up during the duration of the novel from like 3? To adulthood. He and his mother first travel around the world to provide people tattoos for money, eventually, he grows up and becomes an somewhat famous actor. And stuff goes on and on and on. I like the writing that John Irving did in this book but I have no real intentions of finishing it. It’s a great read with many good words and fun lines but I just can’t finish it.

4. Could you turn the last dream you had into a nightmare just by changing one or two details?

Yes.

5. If you spell your middle name backwards, what does it remind you of? 

It reminds me of the news and journalism. How it is supposed to be unbiased except for the facts that are stated, but that might be just me.

6. If you had the power to instantly teleport to a place, but only one place, what place would you pick? ((Careful! Are you going to accidentally (or intentionally) strand yourself there? How good are you at that google maps game where you walk to the nearest airport, really? Flip side, if you pick home, what happens if you move out? Whose Living Room Is This Now Anyway? Is this even a useful power for you?))

So, the problem here is that we can only teleport to a single place in the universe, we can do that as many times as we like but it will always be that single place. There are a couple of problems with the single place statement.

First of all, if we pick a place and it is stuck there like in a bedroom the point isn’t really stuck. That point is moving at 460 meters per second around the earths axis and while we could say fine we are gonna let it rotate we need to remeber that the planet is also moving 29 722 meters per second around the sun. So so far we have a point that is moving at occasional speeds of over 30000 meters per second.

I don’t know about you menzo but that doesn’t really sound like a single point. If we were to bring the speed of the sun around the galactic centre into this we would suddenly be talking about speeds of over 230 000 meters per seocnd.

So quick recap, the earth rotates at 460 meters per second, the planet goes around the sun at 29 722 meters per second and the sun is hurtling through space at a breathtaking 230 000 meters per second.

So If someone were to pick a place and teleport there at that instance they would be fine. But if they wait for about a minute or two that point they were looking to teleport to would be in space, killing them instantly.

So no, it’s not useful

7. What’s your preferred sleeping weather? Give me a good old summer storm, I sleep outside during those months in the lounge we have in our garden. And they sound of rain on that roof and the wind blowing around. It is the single best weather to sleep in (even tho during one of those nights I yelled at Thor and he kinda started throwing all the storm in my direction).

8. If you were unexpectedly nominated to run for president as a last-ditch effort to save your country from absolute tyranny, which fandom or other tumblr activity would be the most likely to come back and haunt you?

Flashbacks to frozen fandom.

Yeah, there was a period of time that I used to be very, very deep in that fandom. Well in a subpart of that fandom, can’t say I ever regret the time I spend there, all the content I consumed was enjoyed and I stand by that.

9. Have you ever seen a totally normal object out in the world that has really stuck in your mind?

An open window.

10. In what circumstances would you willingly give up your full name to the fey?

While I’m unsure that I will ever give the fey my full name, I feel that the trade of a full name for a full name is something to be considered.

11. And lastly, as I always do, Buzzfeed Quiz Style: If You Were An Obnoxious Song Sang On Children’s Playgrounds Everywhere, Which One Would You Be And Why? (Including a link to a youtube clip I will definitely regret clicking because it will be stuck in my head all day is highly recommended. This is Buzzfeed Quiz Style, after all.)

Enjoy, and why? It’s something that plays on repeat in my head for far too long every single day more or less.

now for the eleven peeps that are to be tagged here, @darkdelirious | @shadydreamerdonut | @niisana | @missmiamoura @lextenou | @honeywine-apf | @lesbianbellatrix | @bellamione-trash | @bellatrixxxblack | @alice-vestralos | @transsystems and now eleven questions to be thought of.

what object do you lose the most but always find again

strangest place you have visited twice.

does a tree falling in an empty forest make sound?

how well do you know the book that is currently closest to you.

why do you like to read?

got a favourite star?

how long has it been since you last finished a book and what was it?

in five years will you still be sleeping on the same matrass?

top or bottom?

who do you yell about when you see their picture

if you see a product that is labelled with the wrong price, will you let the store know or will you use the misplaced discount?