#stop saying it reminds you of froggo

[wodenscild]

:000 no need to ask Froggo! Here take this!

There is this place here called Cheep- which looks like your typical girly girl clothing store- BUT!!! If you ask to step out back, you can walk down these stairs into the basement & gods it is like walking into the 70s or a vintage gay’s closet I LOVE it!! I also have these nice grey jeans from there thst I wanna make a patchwork out of! It is gonna look sooooooooo good >:]

Ooo what does red & brown remind you of? :0 LMAOOOO my roommate was too sleepy to help me with mine & I was like fick it I want them done TONIGHT- I may or may not have gotten a tonne of polish everywhere but ToT

I mean mood- take me on a date too UwU I wouldn’t say no! Also that person may or may not be you ;3 SLDLSKXKSK :000 BUT A VEIL OMGS THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE SO COOL & GENDER (๑>◡<๑) Y E S W E N E E D I T

Hell yeah a scythe would be AMAZING!! Also Mayhaps some pyromancy? In universe this armour was worn by Quelana of Izalith, who was the mother of pyromancy!! So a FIRE SCYTHE WOULD BE LIT I dare say!!

LMAO I TRIED DRINKING MONSTER ONCE & ALMOST THREW UP FROM HOW MUCH IT WAS OMGS IT WAS SO OVERWHELMING TO MY TONGUE- the milk can be a bit expensive here but I only get it when they are on sale normally XD

DKFKSKDKSKD [gently holds face staring into your eyes] uwu

Awww- no matie I assure you that you are beloved & charming & certainly do make me blush ToT also I have been told to not call you adorable elsewise you will bite me- but if you aren’t gonna in this case then yes you are you do deserve those extra rights to offset those negative rights of being ✨T R A N S✨™️

Also LITERALLY!! I would cuddle anyone anytime anywhere, it is just how I am as a friend- tho if you wanna be more than friends what I need is a shared future that we can work towards together :] so you become that important part of my life sldlskd I get the issues but- tho if it reassures you I am sure as hell not leaving! Curie has some of the same things as you do & is vv surprised I haven’t dumped them already XD I like to think I am at least somewhat understanding & chill-

:00 I see dw I hate those candies too they are just not nice to eat?? I think the only thing I am allergic to is alcohol actually XD I feel so sick like within seconds of drinking it. Last Christmas my ma told me to have some (as o had just turned 18), o was like oh no thanks I am fine & she was like ohhhh no it is okay just a lil & mix it in with the orange juice. So I poured just enough to fill the stem of the glass, & the rest orange juice- I got so sick I had to go home & sleep XD it is a problem- also I struggle with REALLY spicy things! Okay so yesterday Curie ordered me a spicy chicken burger with jalapeños in it & I was saying I would be FIIINNNEEEEE (< liar) I took like two bites & was crying & my mouth was a burning it got to the point where Curie had to try to take it from me to stop my suffering SLDLSLDLSLDK

I have played close to 20 hours of Picross over the past 48 hours send help-

[zarara]

what dating lisa would be like

tags: lalisa x fem!reader, college!au

genre: fluff!!!! sweet stuff only besties

note: i do not know how this happened?? i don't even stan lisa that hard (it's mainly jennie and rosé for me) but idk you don't choose the brainrot, it chooses you i guess n e ways hope u like this <3

dating lisa just makes your life is Pure Comfort

like,,, you don't have to worry about anything with her

you’re too lazy to prepare for one of your late night study session turned sleepover? don’t worry, you can just wake and get something from her closet, which believe me when i say that it’s diverse

there’s baggy sweatshirts that have cute prints like froggos and little food items for days when you just want to take it easy and

she also has statement pieces like fitted shirts and dresses that make lisa all giddy whenever you wear them

this one’s your best friend

she knows it when you’re this close to losing your temper just because you had a shitty day and everything was extremely irritating and will keep her distance, letting you come to terms with your emotions.

but there are always her silent gestures: a series of texts reminding you to stay warm when walking back to your room, leaving your favorite juice box in your bag when you’re not looking, cheek-pecking every time she sees you and a questioning look in her eyes to which you breathe a laugh and pull her into a hug

on the other hand, if you’re in an unusually good mood, she will get literally get infected and match your energy

you: !!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!@@!@!!!@#$$!!$! yknow!!??????

lisa: exactly babe!!!!!!!!!!!@$!›#!!! i know!!!!!!!!!

so whipped 4 u

in terms of pda, lisa is a bit shy and when y’all go from friends to lovers it takes people time to realize there has been a change because the two of you act the same as usual, which arguably the platonic-ness of your relationship with her had always been questionable

so yeah it’s only when one day lisa lands an especially funny joke that you’d endearingly leaned in and pressed your mouth against her, forgetting for a moment that your friends were watching everything

but honestly absolutely nobody is surprised they just go :o for a second and then they’re like “oh well wbk”

they’re just grateful you don’t make them want to scream and act civilized

... at least in public you do

when the two of you are alone though? that’s a different story.

she will be forever glued to your side, face nuzzled into your neck, fingers intertwined in yours.

absolutely loves sitting in your lap while you work and is famous (between the two of u) for dozing off against your shoulder

and will press encouraging kisses to your collarbone every once in a while

it’s a very peaceful kind of skinship. you’re both just doing whatever you need to do and will take breathers where you either show each other tiktoks on your phones (”we should do this trend y/n!” “lisa, you know i’m a bad dancer :(” “no, babe, you’re not tho!!!”) or otherwise will take a power ‘nap’ snuggled into each other

like i said: comfortable as hell

“mhmm, y/n, baby?” lisa gently holds your wrist, stilling your movement in her hair. you smile at her, eyes soft, “yes?”

she brings your wrist to her lips, warmth spreading to your cheeks with her delicate kiss, “do you want to get ramen later?” you let out the breath you’ve unknowingly held, a childish giggle taking its place as you fall onto lisa’s chest, nose pressed up against her chin.

you can practically hear her trying to stifle her laughter as she protests, “hello?? i’m speaking to you, babe, stop laughing. what’s funny? did i say something funny? because i didn’t. i’m being serious!! we haven’t gone on a dinner date in like—”

you silence her with a kiss to her jaw, fingers coming to stroke her temples, pushing away her bangs, “you know you’re supposed to say something deep like “you’re the best thing that ever happened to me” or like i don’t know, something about how much of a difference my existence has made to your life—”

your laughter cuts you off as lisa’s cheeks fold up in a pout at your attacks, clearly flustered. before she can say anything else, you kiss her nose, “you’re so cute, lalisa. i love you.”

her blush grows deeper as she mumbles out a “shut up, i hate you.”

you chuckle again, shifting to sit on top of her, hands coming down to disappear into her hair as this time you kiss her on the mouth, whispering, “let’s get ramen later?”

she finally gives in, her laugh against your lips and her warm hands slipping underneath your top and settling against your lower back.

[stefiniaqueen]

Star Wars ChatFic Chapter Three

Froggo: @Kote THIS IS YOUR CHAT. WHY ARENT YOU USING IT?

Froggo: also, I saw Fox earlier. Is he okay?

Foxy Foxy: I have never been better. Iam abdilutily Fine;;;;;;;;;

Bly Bly Butterfly: he’s not okay is he?

Foxy Foxy: FFFFIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEEE, I AM

T-Rex: hes not okay.

 Kote changed Foxy Foxy to Yoda Impersonator

 Yoda Impersonator: HEy whu di tou do thay?

T-Rex: how much have you had to drink Fox?

Yoda Impersonator: AN ALCOHOLIC, I AM NOT

Bly Bly Butterfly: first off, no one said that

Bly Bly Butterly: secondly. Yes, yes you are Fox

T-Rex: right that’s it. Im coming over. DO. NOT. MOVE!

Yoda Impersonator: okay, fine L

Yoda Impersonator:

Yoda Impersonator: .

Froggo: uh, okay…?

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 REXtra: I need to make a visit to see Fox.

REXtra: please behave. If you cant behave be careful and for the love of the maker don’t get caught doing anything you shouldn’t be doing

Tupperware: yes sir

CaptainObvious: cool. Question, does that apply to the general and the commander to?

REXtra: yes it does

PartyPooper: sir yes sir

SQUIRRLE: we can do anything we want if we don’t get caught

REXtra: im going to pretend I didn’t see that Hardcase

Rex’s Favourite: good luck sir

parSNIPS: is there any reason in particular that youre going to see Fox?

parSNIPS: anything I can help with?

Dumbass: yeah, sure. Then you can go out for a few drinks together, get drunk and confess your undying love for each other

parSNIPS: …

REXtra: FIVES. THAT IS EXTREAMILY INNAPROPRIATE OF YOU.

REXtra: I would never do something like its against regs and the jedi code and it would put both of us in trouble if we where caught not that its to say I don’t like Ahsoka I do shes  kind and funny and beautiful and smart and strong and beautiful and shes got really soft beautiful skin and shes beautiful and

REXtra: im leaving now

parSNIPS: um…okay…thank you?

Dumbass: MY SHIP HAS SAILED! REXSOKA FOR LIVE!

SQUIRRLE: hey, since the captains gone. Do you guys wanna play truth or dare

PartyPooper: absolutely not

Skyguy: yep, im down for that!

Skyguy: this is gonna be sooooooooooo fun

Rex’s Favourite: so immature. But do you know what, im feeling dangerous today. I’ll play

Dumbass: count me IN

CaptainObvious: heck yeah!

Tupperware: um… okay. I guess I’ll play too…

PumpedUpKix: ah, what the hell. Might as well

Skyguy: Snips?

Skyguy: are you playing?

Skyguy: @parSNIPS ?

parSNIPS: ugh, fine I’ll play

Skyguy: yay! I’ll go first

Skyguy: Hardcase. Truth or dare

SQUIRRLE: dare

Skyguy: I dare you to go up to the jedi temple, find Obi-Wan and pester him about Cody

SQUIRRLE: okay

  SQUIRRLE: that was easy

Skyguy: what did he do?

SQUIRRLE: his face went red and he kept walking away from me

SQUIRRLE: eventually I got bored and left

SQUIRRLE: Jesse. Truth or dare

CaptainObvious: truth

SQUIRRLE: is it true that when we were cadets you used spend almost every night in the bed as Kix because you were afraid of the dark

CaptainObvious: you know the answer to that, you were there!

SQUIRRLE: I know, but I want everyone else to know too

CaptainObvious: yes, okay. Its true, whatever.

CaptainObvious: general, truth or dare

Skyguy: dare

CaptainObvious: I dare you to shave your hair

Skyguy: okay. Consider it done

Skyguy: Fives truth or dare

Dumbass: dare

Skyguy: I dare you to break into the wolfpacks barracks and steel Wolffe’s spare eye

Dumbass: weird but I’ll do it

Rex’s Favourite: youre gonna die if you get caught

Skyguy: oh, and paint ‘woof woof’ on the wall above his bed in that blue paint you use to decorate your armour with

PumpedUpKix: great now we’re all gonna die

SQUIRRLE: death by wolfpack hahahhahhahaha

PartyPooper: I don’t know why you’re laughing, you’re going to die as well dumbass

 CaptainObvious changed SQUIRRLE to Dumbass2

 Skyguy: so…

Skyguy: are you gonna do it?

Dumbass: might as well

Dumbass: it’ll be fun

PumpedUpKix: if he beats you, I will not patch you up. I will not even let you anywhere near the things you need to patch yourself up.

Dumbass: Fair

Rex’s Favourite: fair

Tupperware: fair

Skyguy: fair

Dumbass2: fair

CaptainObvious: Fair

parSNIPS: fair

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 The Ferrell One: IJDUHWUDUBYDKKIKE

The Ferrell One: REX!

The Ferrell One: the next time I see your men, they’re dead!

Froggo: what did they do this time?

The Ferrell One: they stole my spare eye and painted ‘woof woof’ a wall in my room

Bly Bly Butterfly: hahahahhahahah they got you good

Bly Bly Butterfly: one of you remind me I have to congratulate them when I next see them

Froggo: @T-Rex @Yoda Impersonator

Froggo: you guys still alive?

Yoda Impersonator: yish. Fine is we

T-Rex: WHat he Said HEHHEHEHEH HAHAHAHAHAH

Bly Bly Butterfly: you were supposed to stop him, not join him you di’kut

T-Rex: oh well

The Ferrell One: your men are so childish

T-Rex: a( not new NEWws, 2( why did they do this Time?

Froggo: read the chat Rex’ika

T-Rex: oh, thry ifd that huh

T-Rex: fair enough

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 Dumbass: I did it!

REXtra: Woofle said he gonna die you with his pew pew thingy

Dumbass: uh, captain.

Dumbass: are okay?

REXtra: went yo StOP.

REXtra: foxy dwinking bad tings

CaptainObvious: that explains a lot

REXtra: anD I THOUght I Tolf YOU NOt to get caught

Dumbass: eh oh well

[lincnok]

naw b- thats not cool, don't do that to them poor frogs, man. froggy wonder would be honestly offended.

hey y’all I just found the sloppiest, wettest sounding bass patch I’ve ever heard. here you go