#stop it Bryan my hands are sweaty and I'm not on a leash

[siriusist]

People: ... Well lots of people your age are married by now. Me: ... Maybe I should start to look at what that appeal is for others in having a significant other. People at grocery store unnecessarily holding hands while shopping in the freezer aisle: ... Me: ... If a man or anyone else held my hand while trying to pull things out of a floor length freezer I would literally kick them in the face.