#stop cooking be unapologetic or you're out of the kitchen
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spock-adoodledoo · 19 days ago
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"i might get called a proshipper for this but i'm not i swear" snzzzz weakest link, nobody cares. be free
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remlionheart · 2 months ago
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⊹ ࣪ ˖☁️ daydreaming about...
𓆩♡𓆪MDNI𓆩♡𓆪
bratboyfrienddazai who will purposefully make you late for work some mornings by wrapping his arms around you while he's half-asleep, whispering out sleepy, whiney little nothings like, "it's only five more minutes, they won't care" and "you're so warm," as he nuzzles his face into the crook of your neck, "you're really sure you have to go in today?" he feigns innocence when confronted about it though he knows damn well what he's doing
bratboyfrienddazai who will do just about anything to get your attention, even if it means getting under your skin. you're in the middle of watching the newest episode of your favorite show while he's right there on the couch next to you, why aren't you focusing on him?? he pretends to play with his phone, downloading an app just so he can turn the tv off right at the very best part. "dazai!" you scold but he only looks back at you with faux puppy-dog eyes. "what, baby?" he shrugs, "how would i have done anything? you have the remote, remember?" he smirks to himself as you lay your head on his chest and turn it back on, app still ready in his hand in case your attention strays too far from him again
bratboyfrienddazai who simply can't stop himself from bothering you, it's his love language after all :((( you're in the middle of cooking dinner, clearly overwhelmed by the dish you're trying to make when he strolls into the kitchen and lazily looms over you, resting his head on top of yours while wrapping his arms around your waist as he watches you. you let out a little huff as you add more veggies into the skillet, hoping you followed the recipe correctly when his hands begin to slowly trail down to your stomach, his fingers meticulously toying with the band of your shorts. you try to ignore him, but god, does he make it difficult. "dazai," you warn, though your tone doesn't carry near as much conviction as it should. "what's wrong?" he whispers against your ear, his lips just barely grazing your neck. "i'm not distracting you, am i?"
bratboyfrienddazai who casually calls in an anonymous bomb threat to your job, acting so surprised when you end up coming back earlier than you said you would to his apartment. "a bomb threat?" he repeats, shaking his head in fabricated disbelief. "maybe you should stay home tomorrow too? you know- just to be safe?" even though you have no way to prove it, you know that somehow, some way- it's connected directly to him
bratboyfrienddazai who loves watching you squirm, especially in public, always testing the waters to see just how far you'll let him go. the two of you are seated at a booth in an upscale restaurant in downtown Yokohama, sitting on the same side next to each other across from kunikida as his fingers start to trail over the hem of your dress, his fingertips lightly digging into the softness of your inner thigh while you struggle to hold your composure. you shoot him a look, trying to keep your words steady as you continue on your conversation but he pretends not to see you, a stupid smirk spreading across his face when he starts to trace along the thin fabric of your underwear. "i-" you falter, cutting kunikida off entirely as you nearly trip over yourself, "i have to go the bathroom, excuse me." dazai merely grins, offering him a shrug. "girls." he muses, his dark eyes lingering on you as he watches you smooth down the bottom of your dress, shooting him the most adorable flustered scowl before disappearing down the hall
bratboyfrienddazai who gently laces his hand around your neck as he thrusts into you, his grip tightening as he watches the way your pupils dilate for him. "just like that?" he mocks, repeating your pleas back to you in a sickeningly sweet tone. "if you love it that much then show me, baby." his hips meet yours unapologetically, his movements becoming harsher and more fervent as his grasp tightens, his eyes never leaving yours. "show me how bad you want it. c'mon, really let me feel it." he coaxes, his grip just barely loosening as he feels your walls begin to unravel around him. "there it is." he soothes, his rhythm dangerously precise, "such a pretty, pouty girl f'me."
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divinefireangel · 4 years ago
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Heyyy can you do a reaction of sf9 when hell week(s) started and you're stressed out studying/working??
OKAY THIS HIT WAYYYY TO CLOSE TO HOME RN
Warnings: Sad/Emotional reader. Applicable to anyone who bleeds down under💀. Undertones of not eating well.
YB:
He is so indulged in taking care of you he doesn't even do any of his work
Unapologetically goes out and buys you whatever you need
Whether it be food or your sanitary items
Calls his mom or sister to ask them what he can do to help you with pain
With your moods
Will even call your mom for advice
If you're crying, his heart literally shatters
He feels helpless and he'll probably cry too 🥺
Cuddles you and rubs your back
Reassuring you that your work can wait
That he will help you pull all nighters if necessary to complete your tasks
Only when you're feeling a little better
And not in constant pain
Gets Jamong to cuddle you both when you rest, finally after much pestering from him
IS:
He's gonna do your work, as much as he can, for you
Even if it means he's going to be more tired
Calls his mom
A doctor
Does research on the internet to see if there are any home remedies to slow down the bleeding
So you can review the work he's done for you
Does all the cooking
And cleaning
Tells you not to worry about anything other than getting better
Endless cuddles when he's done
He'll remain more calm about the situation so that even if you are worked up, he can reassure you with a mostly clear mind
Secretly he is terrified of something happening to you
But you've dealt with this problem more times than he has seen you
So he trusts you won't neglect yourself too much
And he is there to make sure that that doesn't happen
JY:
REFUSES TO LEAVE YOU ALONE
Even when you have to use the washroom???
When you tell him that it's gonna be messy
He's like okay, what can he do to lessen the mess
Scolds you if you pick things up when you drop them
Like, he's right next to you??
Tell him!!
Helps you shower after work
Makes sure you actually eat at least two means a day
If you're feeling down, he will make you sit on his lap and cradle you like a baby
So many reassuring kisses you start to feel sleepy
If you snap at him to leave you alone, he's just gonna go to the kitchen to cut you some fruit
But he'll be back soon
Claiming he left you alone but since you didn't tell him how long to leave you by yourself, he's here
DW:
The internet is his best friend
Somehow reads that sex helps with the pain
So he actually suggests sex
But when you glare at him, he'll back down
Gives you a massage when you lay down
Or when you're standing
Or sitting
Basically all the time
And it's just gentle pressure from his hands
Almost unnoticeable
Also read that sweets help a lot
So expect a whole ass cheesecake or what ever cake you like to be in the fridge the next time you check it
Gives you hoodies that smell like him to wear all the time
So when you feel overwhelmed, you realise you're wearing his hoodie
Cause it feels like a hug from him
A continuous hug
RW:
Oh god
He calls EVERYONE
And I mean everyone who has this problem whom he knows in real life
His mom, sister, the member's sisters and mothers and his grandmother and female staffs
Just to find out if it is safe for you to work when you're bleeding
When you show the slightest of inconvenience
He is rushing to you
And pushing you onto the bed
Claiming that you can work from the bed
And only get up to use the washroom
He'll get you everything and anything you need
Like carrying you bridal style to the washroom when you don't wanna walk those few steps
Cooks you your fav foods
Sweet and savoury
Feeds you like a child while also making sure you don't over work here
Is not even the least bit deterred when your mood changes randomly
ZH:
He knows not to disturb you when you work
But you're in pain, even if it isn't severe, it's still pain
He knows by the way you sigh out loud every few minutes to ease your pain
He will send his cats to distract you cause he knows that you won't scold them whatsoever
Wants to be around you all the time
Even if he isn't next to you, he wants to be close enough to see that you're alright
Gives you a nice shoulder and back massage to put you to sleep
Makes sure you wear only his clothes so that even if you bleed out
It'll be on his clothes and not yours
Cause he knows that you like those cute PJs you bought recently and that you don't want to ruin them already
Many reassuring back and head pats
So many compliments of admiration
YT:
The softest at everything
Convinces you to nap so softly
Feeds you softly
Sings to you softly
Cheers you softly when you work
His large palms apply soft pressure on your skin where it hurts
His long fingers dance on your skin
Buys you the best chocolates
Temple kisses, shoulder kisses!!!
Makes you a tonic to help with the pain if any, that his mom told him about
Reads you poems to sleep
Makes sure you do something that makes you smile a bit each day during the week(s)
Wraps you in blankets and carries you to bed when you're done or even when you seem to start overworking yourself
He scolds you, soft though, and tells you that work can wait and your health is his first priority
HY:
Lays on top of you or let's you lay on top of him
Or half on top of him or just your leg or just your hand
Whatever position is comfortable for you
Even when you move too much he's okay
Sings your favourite songs to lull you to sleep
Orders in food, doesn't at all want to leave you alone
If you have to work, like it completely inevitable
He will be next to you when you start, when you whine, when you finish too
After you're done, he will not at all listen to any of your excuses and gets you to bed againnn
If you aren't sleepy, he'll get his laptop and you both watch movies
Takes a few cute selfies when you fall asleep on him
Absent mindedly kisses your forehead
Come to think of it, he has been absent mindedly kissing you throughout this time
Resting his head on you in some way all the time
To let you know that he is there for you
And that it is okay to stop if you don't want to continue with your work
When you're all okay, he'll buy you a cute soft toy to remind you of how strong you are
CH:
Will not at all hesitate to give you a reality check
You are bleeding
You are tired
And you don't need to work that much just to please your boss who has no clue what's going on with you right now
Hugs you with teary eyes when you tell him that your head aches
Gives you a head massage till you're sleepy
Then he will put you to sleep and sprints out to get comfort food
And your sanitary items and things you may need
So glad to find you still sleeping when he returns
Calls your boss to tell them that you are sick and you can't work for a few days
If you have to do some studying, then he will try his best to make you notes
Makes sure there is hot water for when you wake up
Fresh clothes will be ready when you come out
Actually makes a fort on the bed so you can eat with pillows all around you and go back to sleep again but this time in his arms and against his warm chest
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rizubaby · 4 years ago
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Ass Up Baby | Makoto Naegi.
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genre ; nsfw oneshot.
request ; Makoto Naegi with a spanking kink.
summary ; After a long and frustrating day of work, Makoto comes home to the smell of your amazing cooking. Seeing your sweet face makes all his frustrations melt away instantly, and he decides to show you his appreciation.
tags ; fem!reader, boyfriend experience, spanking, oral, vulgar language.
wc ; 1,2k.
note ;This was so fun to write. I had a different setting planned at first, but while I was busy doing some housework I decided to flip the script and make him a little more frustrated too :)) Hope you like it!
This is an 18+ post. Minors dni.
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*click-click*
You hear the front door opening and faint footsteps entering your cozy little appartment. Makoto's finally home after what seems like a long day of working with the Future Foundation. You're in the kitchen, cooking up his favourite meal. The smell of the delicious dish you're making fills the entire appartment as your soft and upbeat humming can be heard from the living room. Makoto drops his bag onto the floor and stumbles into the kitchen.
"Hey baby, I'm home," Makoto mumbles as he walks towards you and peeks over your shoulder to see what you're cooking. His face immediately lights up at the sight of his favourite meal. He happily wraps his arms around you and nuzzles his face into the crook of your neck.
"I made you your favourite food, since I had a feeling today was going to be a long day. How was work?" you ask, placing your hand on his cheek. "It was... exhausting, to say the least. Nothing seemed to get done today and I felt like nobody was listening to what I had to say. It's just..." he stops for a moment, a soft sigh escaping his lips. "...I'm just glad to be home."
You put your cutting knife down and turn the stove to low heat, placing the lid back on the pan. You turn around, now facing Makoto as you gently kiss his cheek. A soft smile appears on his face, and he kisses you back lovingly. You feel his hands slowly move down your waist, finding their way and resting on your butt. He squeezes gently, a soft giggle escaping your lips. "We have to wait for the food to finish cooking, do you want to go to bed?" you ask, feeling your cheeks turn a soft shade of pink.
"No, not necessarily." Makoto answers, pulling you even closer to him as he starts to plant gentle kisses on your neck. You chuckle, placing your hands on his shoulders. His kisses are normally soft and gentle, yet you can feel a hint of neediness and desperation in them today. He kisses his way down your neck and collarbone, simultaneously unbuttoning your blouse.
He stops for a moment and moves his hands back around, untying your apron and tossing it aside. Your eyes lock for a moment before he kisses you again, his hands squeezing your ass. You know he loves it, yet he's way more unapologetic about it this time around. Normally he's a bit more reluctant to show it, but you like to see this side of him too.
A soft moan escapes your lips as he squeezes harder, your hands wrapped around his neck while you two make out. He breaks up the kiss, staring deeply into your eyes. "Turn around. Ass up, baby."
You do as he says, turning around and placing your hands on the kitchen counter. You feel his hands slowly pull down your jeans, exposing your erotic panties. A soft gasp escapes Makoto's lips, completely captivated by your beautiful backside. He's at a point where he can no longer control himself, grabbing hold of your hips with one hand as he begins spanking you with the other. You moan out in surprise, intoxicated by the feeling of his hands against your cheeks.
"I've missed you so much... You take care of me so well, baby..." Makoto whispers before letting his hand come down hard onto your ass, your cheeks already turning a faint shade of red. You bite your lip in arousal, trying to keep down your moans. Feeling his hands pull down your panties, you let out a soft gasp from the cold air against your nether region.
"Hmm... Look at you, you're so beautiful..." Makoto whispers, gently caressing the bright red spot on your cheeks he just spanked. He gets onto his knees, his face only inches away from your soaking pussy. You feel his breathing against your skin, sending shivers up your spine.
Gently pushing his face into you, he starts eating you out lustfully. His tongue is inside you, making you near your climax just from that alone. He's probably not aware of it, but he's amazing at giving oral. Your body starts to tremble and he notices, gripping your legs in response. Within seconds, you feel yourself climaxing and your eyes roll back, subconsciously forcing your lower body against Makoto's face even more as you ride out your orgasm. You hear soft, muffled moans coming from Makoto as he finishes up eating you out.
When he finally stands up again, face wet from you climaxing on his face, he notices the state he left you in. You're a writhing mess against the kitchen counter, and he's slightly embarrassed by what he had just done to you. He gives you one more spank for good measure before leaning his upper body over you, grazing the side of your neck with his nose as you hear the sounds of him unbuckling his belt.
"M-Makoto-- please fuck me," you mutter, your cheeks burning up from the feeling of the tip of his shaft slip in between your folds. You place your hand over your mouth as strained moans already start to flow out of your mouth. He slowly pushes into you, his member filling you up perfectly. He grabs hold of your wrist and pulls your hand away from your mouth, intertwining his fingers with yours. "I want to hear your moans, baby..."
You feel him pick up the pace a little bit, rhythmically pushing in and out of you as soft moans and grunts flow out of the both of you. This slow and sensual fucking was just what you had hoped for (and needed) when he came home. His soft voice and cute moans made your second orgasm approach quickly, your arms frantically reaching behind you to grab hold of as much of him as you possibly could. You wanted to feel him everywhere, touch him, love him, everything. His warm and heavy pants against your skin made every nerve in your body tingle, feeling like that knot inside your stomach was about to burst at any moment.
"B-baby, I'm going to cum-- please, keep going..!" you manage to blurt out as you feel him fasten his pace, his orgasm dangerously close as well. "M-Me too, god you feel s-so good..." he moans, burying his face in the crook of your neck. You feel his hands dig into your hips, hearing a loud moan escape Makoto's lips as he releases his seed into you. You throw your head back in response as a breathless moan stutters out of you, your second orgasm of the day following closely behind his.
Your legs shaking, you let your upper body down onto the top of the kitchen counter with Makoto's body on top of yours as you both come down from your high, trying to catch your breath. Makoto slowly gets up and looks down at your ass, clearly red and burning up from his harsh spanking. His cheeks immediately turn just as red, the guilt slowly setting in from the sight of your ravaged buttcheeks. You turn your body around, gently wrapping your arms around him as you lean in for another passionate kiss.
"I love you," he mumbles, his arms tightly wrapped around your waist. He looks into your eyes lovingly, and after having having just about destroyed your ass and pussy, it's quite adoring to see him turn into his normal, awkward self again. You're not complaining though, because you treasure these moments just as much.
"I love you too."
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2-hearts-1-home28 · 4 years ago
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Ma'am idk who tf you think you are, I don't even cares to know, but running your mouth like this with your idea of how people should be raising their children is YOUR opinion and quite frankly is irrelevant af. Please use that God given organ in your head before you speak, also please go to school and educate yourself more on mental illnesses because with the way you're throwing these words out at people who don't ( thank God) share the same views as you, as an INSULT is extremely low. You're seriously out here using mental disorders unapologetically, not taking into consideration that this is a HUGE trigger to so many actual patients out there for the sole purpose of brainwashing people into doing things your way as if you're some sort of demigod or the "next big thing'' ..I'm sure you've got your 2 minutes of fame and attention by now and if anyone is "satanic" and a "disease" it's YOU. And if you think what you're doing and oh so valiantly trying to prove and what you're preaching is right, you have some serious re-evaluating to do. Seek God or something. You're nothing but a bitter, misogynistic, homophobic Karen with way too many Insecurities who is afraid of being an independent and strong woman and plays the damsel in distress..and for what?? Sorry but you're a mutation, we women do not claim you at all,but do enjoy tormenting innocent people who are just trying to live their lives freely and out of your way. Stay mad, keep making your pointless rants..you do you, boo you're digging yourself deep into a ditch .
P.s. You can go on as long as you want, you've already made a name for yourself with all the clout chasing, I now pronounce you the bane of humanity's existence. P.s.s....keep your dress on and nails painted and stay in your kitchen, never stop cooking and cleaning for your Manly Man husband and definitely keep wiping his ass for him, too.
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