#stop arguing with the coffee machine and go to sleep Magnus!
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lurafita · 9 months ago
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Sentient household appliances add on
Still like the idea that Magnus has had some of his household appliances for centuries and that they have gained a kind of sentience due to Magnus' magic upgrading them to the technological standards of the current times. And that as a result, he may sometimes argue with his toaster or coffee machine.
Magnus: "Brewtiful, I'm begging you. I promise I will sleep tonight… or tomorrow night, but I need some caffeine right now. Please, I just need to get through this one last meeting in the seelie realm."
Alec: "Did the coffee machine make you another cup of decaf again?"
Magnus: "I know she is only looking out for me, but as I have explained to her, sometimes things happen and inexperienced seelie children get stuck in the wrong dimension and you need to work through a few nights to get them back home and smooth things over with the queen."
Alec: "Define a few nights."
Magnus: "… 5?"
Alec: "You are going to sleep. I will send Jace and Simon to give the queen your report. Good work Brewtiful."
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