#stoner Zuko

[gamergoddess003]

I need stoner fics!!!

I’m a huge stoner and I wanna smoke weed with my fictional Boo.🥰 I want a fic where the character is either already a stoner (secretly or not) or tries weed for the first time with the reader. Throw in some fluff and if you wanna do smut, by all means, go for it. ❤️💚💛

(I already wrote one for Daryl Dixon. Click here)

Matt Murdock⬆️ (ik it’d be a bit difficult bc he’s a lawyer but maybe he’ll take a small hit to try it)

Zuko ⬆️

Anakin Skywalker⬆️

Kylo Ren⬆️

Daryl Dixon⬆️

Negan⬆️

Karl Heisenberg⬆️

Loki⬆️

[3cosmicfrogs]

POV: you're Sokka and you're desperately trying to get to know the cute emo linecook from the restaurant next door but whenever he's on smokebreak his greasy stoner boyfriend is also there.

[iloveboysinred]

Masterlist

JJK↴

Sukuna:

Sucking him off drabble (nsfw)

Gojo:

You've been missed (nsfw)

West District (nsfw)

Sitting on his face

Toji:

Countertop sex drabble

toji remembers your birthday

Toji loves halloween

Nanami:

Office sex (drabble, nsfw)

Jealous Nanami

Geto:

Mornings with Geto drabble (sfw, suggestive)

You get me so high(nsfw)

Thoughts on stoner! Geto

Thoughts on being pregnant by Geto

discipline (nsfw, drabble)

Suguru leaves (angst)

Giving stoner! Geto head

Yuji:

and they were roommates!(sfw)

Megumi:

Cuddling megumi drabble (sfw)

Fluffy Megumi hcs

and they were roommates!(sfw)

Thoughts on cheating on Megumi

Choso

worldly things (sfw)

Fascinated (nsfw drabble)

ATLA ↴

Zuko:

Under the Canopy (nsfw)

Nsfw Zuko hcs

Wont say i’m in love (sfw)

Zuko catches you masturbating (Drabble, nsfw)

Shouting from the rooftops, I'm in love (sfw)

No love lost (sfw, slight angst)

Thoughts on Zuko catching you masturbating (nsfw)

Closer to you(nsfw)

Sokka:

pranking with Sokka Drabble (sfw)

VLD ↴

Keith:

Nsfw Keith Hc’s

My home is with you (sfw)

Constellations (nsfw)

Remember me like this (angst)

Miracle (angst)

domestic fluff hcs

Rendezvous (nsfw)

nsfw hcs

Sub Keith

Almost getting caught

Lance:

Nsfw Lance hcs

Mis. ↴

Playing Fortnite with Toph

[lupanaoflaminar]

Part 1 of making my parents watch ATLA

SEASON 1

- Mom is enjoying it more than dad. He’s just kind of along for the ride.

- “Zuko has anger issues. He’s a brat!”

“How did he get his scar?”

- agree that Sokka is an idiot.

“I love Uncle.”

- Dad slept through The Storm and Siege of the North. (In his defense he does this all the time and it was at night). I filled him in. Which isn’t easy, so much happens here.

SEASON 2

- “ooo angry Aang.”

- “Zuko needs to chill out.”

- Things really took a turn with Secret Tunnel. They LOVED it. Their fav episode by far. “Ohmygod they’re stoner hippies!”

- “That’s his sister?!”

- “Wow she is crazy!”

- “Uncle knows a lot of stuff!”

- “ZUKO YOU NEED TO CHILL.”

Next episode: The Library.

[hyacinths-in-a-storm-writes]

Day 6- Getting Together

(Azula x Ty Lee)

You can also read it here on ao3

A/N: Slowly getting through all the prompts

“You’re going to be fine, she’s head over heels in love with you.” Zuko yawned from the spot on Azula’s bed where he was perched.

“You don’t know that! It’s just her personality to be polite and nice to everyone!” Azula argued, throwing another article of clothing onto the bed, “What are you even doing in my room?”

“You have my charger, and you won’t give it back until you calm down and go to bed.” Zuko laid back down on the bed, “If you want advice, then I would say just be honest, that usually works.” Azula throws a sock in his direction,

“I will not be taking advice from someone who dated the school stoner, and only for a week at that.” A pillow hits the back of her head,

“At least I had the guts to ask him out! You can’t even look Ty Lee in the eye anymore!” Azula throws the pillow back, knocking him back.

“You know I’m right.” he huffs, tearing the pillow from his face.

“Are you going to help, or not?”

“Like I said, you're worrying too much about it.” he pulled his phone out, “Look either you can tell her, or I’m texting her right now.”

Azula nearly tackled Zuko off the bed, reaching for his phone.

“You better not! I’d kill you.”

“I was just joking! Calm down, don’t scratch my good eye out!” Azula responded by dragging her nails harshly down his arm,

“Ouch! Azula get off, or I’m calling Mom, and we’ll both get in trouble.” reluctantly she did,

“I’m just gonna do it, I’ll tell her tomorrow. I’ll tell Ty Lee my feelings for her, tomorrow.” she decided, curling her hands into defiant fists.

“Good.” Zuko mused, “Can I have my charger back now? Or do you have something else to break down about?”

Azula answered with a phone charger to the face.

~

“Azula!” She heard her name only as somebody tackled from behind. Anyone else would’ve stumbled, but Azula, who had been dealing with this since the age of six, only lightly tripped over her feet, slamming her forearms into the lockers. 

“Hi Ty Lee. How are you?” she said weakly, massaging her arms,

“Good enough, hey can I talk to you about something?” Ty Lee grabbed Azula’s arm,

“Yeah, what is it?” she tried not to notice how nice Ty Lee’s calloused hands felt, gently holding her arm,

“Can we discuss it in private?” she asked, dragging her out the double doors into the relatively quiet outside.

“Ok, what would need to be so secretive?” Azula was starting to get nervous,

“Oh don’t worry, I just wanted to tell you about a girl, I think I have a crush on her.” her heart sank, settling at the bottom of her stomach as it tossed and turned with jealousy.

“Really? Who is this special someone?” Azula tried to keep her voice as light and teasing as she could manage.

“You’d probably know her, she takes AP Psych, just like you.” The only other person Azula could remember who took AP Psych was Katara. Did Ty Lee have a crush on Katara of all people?

“Well you’d have to specify, there’s a lot of people who take AP Psych.” Azula huffs,

“Hmm, well she’s also on the swimming team.” Ty Lee ponders, glancing at her. Katara was also in the swimming team. Seriously? Katara of all people? It might’ve hurt less if it had been someone Azula had never met.

“Speaking of which, when’s your next swim meet?” she asked, Azula didn’t respond, seemingly lost in her own head.

“Azula?” Ty Lee pokes at her side,

“Hmm? Oh, next week, why?”Azula said snapping out of her thoughts,

“I was thinking of coming with you. We could get something to eat afterwards.” Ty Lee offered,

“Sounds great.”

“It’s a date then.” Azula wished it was a proper date, but she shoved that feeling aside, “Oh, did I also tell you that my crush is extremely oblivious?”

“Well she doesn’t sound like a very good fit for you then. If she can’t even realize that you like her.” Ty Lee sighed,

“You do know crushes don’t work like that right?” Azula did know that, otherwise she’d be in love with anyone else besides her best friend.

“Anyways I asked her to dinner next week.” Azula looked to Ty Lee, who was staring very intently at her nails.

“Which day?” she hoped it wouldn’t interfere with their dinner times.

“Which day is your swim meet?” she asked casually,

“Thursday, but why does that matter-” Azula paused, “Oh.”

“Oh, indeed. Seriously Azula for someone who is a straight-A student you can be a bit slow at times.” Ty Lee let out a long breath, but she was still smiling looking for Azula’s response. Azula on the other hand looked like she had been hit by a truck, so she said the first thing that came to her mind,

“You like me? Are you sure?” Ty Lee raised an eyebrow,

“If I didn’t I wouldn’t have said so, or asked you out on a date, would I?” No, she supposed not,

“Does this mean you would want to be my girlfriend?” Azula asked tentatively, despite all the hard evidence, she was still unsure if this was a joke or not.

“Yes, Azula. In fact I could say I want nothing more than to be your girlfriend. That is if you would want to be my girlfriend as well?” she quickly added,

“Yes! I mean we can start it off slowly, but yes definitely I would love to be your girlfriend Ty Lee.” Azula knew she sounded like an overeager toddler, but excitement was lodged into her throat and was slipping into her words. Ty Lee didn’t say anything but just held her hand, squeezing it gently.

“Are you two finally dating?” Azula heard across the quad. It was Zuko sitting on a table next to Mai. She was ready to charge at him, but Ty Lee held her back,

“Yes! Unlike you!” she yelled back, Azula swore she saw Mai choke back a cough and Zuko’s jaw drop open. She laughed; how lucky she was to have a girlfriend like Ty Lee.

[esha-isboogara]

what your favorite jojo character says about you !

these are my takes on what kind of person you are based on your fave ;)

jonathan- you’re way too good for this world and i will protect you with my life!! you always choose the “nice” option when you’re playing an rpg/otome. i bet you cry during movies. you’re a dog person but you’re not annoying about it.

speedwagon- you’re either the kind of person that has a waifu unironicly or you’re too afraid to disagree with other peoples opinions. you were for sure bullied in school for liking anime and never really recovered .

joseph- you think you’re the funniest person in the room but in reality have the sense of humor of a middle school boy and everyone thinks you’re annoying. you have no idea how to act in public

ceaser- you most definitely get bitches.

jotaro- you’re either too horny for your own good or youre the kind of person who automatically chooses the most basic mc because it’s the safest. you probably never outgrew your emo phase and i guarantee you read lots of hardcore smut in middle school.

kakyoin- you use the word milfs way too much. it’s actually kind of annoying. please shut up. on the other hand you know how to dress!! for some reason every single kak stan knows their way around fashion. your probably an avid markiplier enjoyer.

avdol- you had a crush on zuko in middle school and i bet you carry a lighter everywhere. you don’t smoke or anything you just carry it to carry it. you’re like super mature for some reason and you are the brains of the friend group most likely.

polnareff- you’re a bit dense but we love you anyways. you have zero clue how to express your emotions. please stop letting people trauma dump on you :( you don’t deserve it babe

iggy- shut THE FUCK up

josuke- you are the coolest person on earth. you have no flaws. you are a god.

okuyasu- you’re the dumb friend. i’m sorry to tell you like this but someone had to. you make up for your lack of brain cells with your big heart <3 i bet you know lots of random facts about uselessness things as well.

rohan- you’re the biggest bitch i have ever met/pos. you definitely had a devianart phase that you only outgrew because you got bullied or met some scary ass people on there. you’re kind of a weirdo but that’s what gives you your spice.

koichi- you act innocent and kind but you’re a bitch too/ also pos. i bet your AO3 history is full of insane amount of hard smut or hurt/bo comfort.

giorno-you’re either a dope ass person who’s actually super genuine and everyone wants to be your friend. OR you’re a super annoying anime fan who says shit like “but can he beat goku though”.

mista- you’re a stoner. i have not met a single fan of this man who does not smoke. you either smoke before every little thing you do and mention it to every single person on this planet. or you’re down low about it and just kind of go about your life.

narancia- you are still a child. you didn’t really mature correctly and i bet it’s because of some traumatic event that happened during childhood that forced you to grow up. please go to therapy i will be your therapist. also liking sharp things and setting things on fire is not a personality trait.

fugo- you’re a red flag but in a good way(?)you always try to see the best in people even when it’s clear they are the worst person on earth. you definitely have anger issues because you suppress your feelings until they explode out of you. you give really good hugs i think.

abbacchio- you either want a big titty goth gf or are the big titty goth gf. you never left your emo phase and you definitely had a behavior problem in high school. please stop dying your hair every month it’s going to fall out soon.

bruno- you’re most DEFINITELY the mom of the friend group. everyone comes to you with their issues but you’re too afraid to put your issues on someone else because you don’t want to burden them with your feelings.

jolyne- you are most DEFINITELY lgbqt emphasis on the L. you most definitely have issues with one or both of your parents.

hermes- COME OUT OF THE CLOSER PLS!!! we all already know you like girls just admit it we are going to love and accept you no matter what.

foo fighters-autism

[maulthots]

hotboxing the igloo

aang: would hotbox the igloo

gran gran, toph, kuruk, korra, iroh: would hotbox the igloo so enthusiastically they turn into a stoner comedy

sokka: would hotbox the igloo but only after his summer of love (the events of atla)

suki: would hotbox the igloo especially with sokka

katara: could be talked into hotboxing the igloo, depending on who asked. she would say no to sokka and toph on principle (because they're sokka and toph) but would say yes to gran gran, suki, and aang after some protest

zuko: would not hotbox the igloo as he is scared of being evil when high.

[ao3feed-zukka]

make yr life

Read now on Ao3 at https://ift.tt/XNOoFjc by clumsycrow Yue narrowed her eyes and said, in her pretty, soft voice, slow like she was talking to a child who may or may not be able to understand the complexity of what was being told to her, “I need you to ask Bakoda about the tribal council meetings and report back to me. Does that make sense? I’ll make it worth your while.” This was so, so strange. Maybe the world had also turned upside down while Suki had been sitting in the classroom with Sokka. “How?” She decided to ask. Words: 4469, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F Characters: Suki (Avatar), Yue (Avatar), Sokka (Avatar), Zuko (Avatar), Hakoda (Avatar), Jeong Jeong (Avatar), Jet (Avatar) Relationships: Suki/Yue (Avatar), Sokka/Zuko (Avatar), Bato/Hakoda (Avatar), Jet/Zuko (Avatar) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - High School, Secrets, they're stoners from north dakota who get tangled up in local tribal politics yess, Adolescent Sexuality Read it on Ao3 at https://ift.tt/XNOoFjc

[longing-for-rain]

Modern Zuko dresses like a stoner lesbian

[ao3feed-bakusquad]

The Infernal Depths of Pandemonium (Class 1-A)

The Infernal Depths of Pandemonium (class 1-a) by tranthony

Katsuki walks along the long hallway, making small pops in his hands as he goes. It's all so surreal. His lifelong dream of being a hero, being realized. He told Present Mic at the entrance exam that he didn't like wearing ties because things touching his neck make him sick. Present Mic said it was fine, so here he was, no tie.

“No, I mean I'm Shouto. From Minecraft. I don't want to sit with you. I don't like cafeterias. Your username was ‘KamuiWoodsRightFemur’.” Katsuki recognized that username. Deku used a body part of Kamui Woods for all his usernames. He was Deku's first crush.

“Hmmph. MAYBE it's because you guys have a TERRIBLE work ethic and would get DISTRACTED by it constantly and judging by the bags under Midoriya and Todoroki's eyes you have NO self-respect and would ABSOLUTELY be on it at night instead of sleeping. But I don't know.” Wow. Izuku felt seen, and it was not a good thing.

“I don't know why. Maybe my aloofness subconsciously reminds them of their fathers. But otherwise, I have a big scar on my face that makes me look like Firelord Zuko.”

A fluffy fanfic filled to the brim with my headcannons.

Words: 975, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Multi

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Bakugou Katsuki, Todoroki Shouto, Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina, Sero Hanta, Kaminari Denki, Shinsou Hitoshi, Jirou Kyouka, Yaoyorozu Momo, Asui Tsuyu, Uraraka Ochako, Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Nishiya Shinji | Kamui Woods, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Class 1-A, Koda Koji, Tokoyami Fumikage

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina/Sero Hanta, Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi, Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo, Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto, Ashido Mina & Bakugou Katsuki & Kaminari Denki & Kirishima Eijirou & Sero Hanta, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto, Asui Tsuyu/Uraraka Ochako

Additional Tags: Non-Binary Hanta Sero, Trans Kaminari Denki, Trans Shinsou Hitoshi, Trans Asui Tsuyu, T4T Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi, The main three boys have autism, The entire bakusquad has adhd, Queerplatonic Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Fluff, Blasian Ashido Mina, Aromantic Midoriya Izuku, Dabi | Todoroki Touya is Not a Villain, Dabi | Todoroki Touya has OFA, Dabi | Todoroki Touya Has Tattoos Instead of Scars, sero hanta is a stoner, Shinsou Hitoshi Replaces Mineta Minoru, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku are Best Friends, Hard of Hearing Bakugou Katsuki, Bipolar Kaminari Denki, bc i relate to him and i have bipolar disorder, Jewish Sero Hanta, kirishima eijirou has dysgraphia, Kaminari Denki has Dyscalculia, POV Multiple, The LOV isn't evil just mentally ill

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44090626

[ao3feedzukka-blog]

make yr life

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60593224 by clumsycrow Yue narrowed her eyes and said, in her pretty, soft voice, slow like she was talking to a child who may or may not be able to understand the complexity of what was being told to her, “I need you to ask Bakoda about the tribal council meetings and report back to me. Does that make sense? I’ll make it worth your while.” This was so, so strange. Maybe the world had also turned upside down while Suki had been sitting in the classroom with Sokka. “How?” She decided to ask. Words: 4469, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F Characters: Suki (Avatar), Yue (Avatar), Sokka (Avatar), Zuko (Avatar), Hakoda (Avatar), Jeong Jeong (Avatar), Jet (Avatar) Relationships: Suki/Yue (Avatar), Sokka/Zuko (Avatar), Bato/Hakoda (Avatar), Jet/Zuko (Avatar) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - High School, Secrets, they're stoners from north dakota who get tangled up in local tribal politics yess, Adolescent Sexuality November 15, 2024 at 05:10PM

[theboysfromaustin]

Anders and his friends get stoned and watch ATLA like high schoolers in the mid-2000s do. After a few episodes, Mark just leans back in the couch and goes, "Anders. Your dad." "Which one?" "You know which one ." "??? (STONER CONFUSION)"

"Your dad looks and sounds like Zuko."

"Which...oh. Oooohhhhhhhh my god."

So then Anders goes home and goes, "Alright, you two need to see this series. Just wait for it."

Soon as Zuko shows up, Ian starts giggling like an idiot. Kazuo just sighs because dammit, it's accurate.

[fueledbycaffiene69]

i saw your anime banner with the uhh left to right ->

the girl from little witch academia

zuko from avatar Atsuko Jackson from the nightcore doja cat video on YT my best friend three years ago. the armstrong alchemist from FMAB super sonic Saiki K from Saiki K and I think having that banner really proves how normal you are which is why I wanna ask, how can I be more normal? much love stoner girlies and OTHERS, ~ wolfhy !! <33

dont lick things and you're on the path already thumbs up emoji

[what-ever-happened-to-chip]

Camp Life

J hated to admit this to himself but he was missing Harry. He just saw Lana and Marcus, and J, this J hung out with them and it was fun. But he couldn’t scratch the feeling of saying asshole things in his head about them or inside jokes only harry would get. 

J let out a disgusting scream that made three birds drop out of flight and Gippal actually sit up from a nap. Fuck it he was going to see him. 

He walked in the room. Harry, of course, was sitting in front of all their monitors. Main one was being fixed on Aiden, Gray, Yuna and Natsu smoking weed and doing really stupid accents at each other. Yuna was doing her best british one now. Why the fuck do stoners think its so funny to do that shit. J immediately regretted coming in here. Harry looked over briefly then fully turned his chair. Almost as if he couldn’t believe it was actually J. 

“Well well well look who decided to come back for some Harry booboo loving.”

Yep this was definitely a mistake. J shaked the urge to knock those stupid fuckin glasses off Harrys smug ass smile. J instead shot his eyes to the screen as Aiden was doing a very racist chinese accent. Fuck did J just think something was racist? Who was he anymore?

“Move over, I don't want to watch this shit.” J sat in his spinning chair. 

“Yea they are really fucking annoying, ooooo lets see what Marcus and Lana are doing!” Harry didn’t wait for a reply before switching to them

Lana was sitting smoking reading a book to Marcus as he had his head on her lap.

‘And especially the reason your having it at home. This place is made to order for you. The service is good and heres plenty of hot and cold running ghosts. What can be more convenient?’

Lana paused her reading to put out her cigarette, and closed the book, keeping her thumb as a marker. 

“I think Zooey is right that Franny isn’t really having a meltdown like not a huge giant one. Its more a planned one. Almost like she wants to heal from whatever shes going thru so she goes to the safety of her home to try and work thru it, ya know? 

“Oh my dear I believe that Franny is perfectly in the know that to have these thoughts they must be thought in a controlled environment and must be—”

J hit the mute button. Harry shot him a look of pure hatred. “BOO-ZIE WHY DID YOU MUTE IT? Harrys hand reached over to unmute but J grabbed it his hand.

“NONONONO I don’t want to watch fucking Marcus and Lana contemplate stupid fucking books I don’t give a fuck about. I don’t want to watch stoners be fucking losers, I need something else I want to watch literally anyone else, I rather watch FUCKING Zuko more then this shit.”

Harry was staring at the screen as Lana reopened book and read with Marcus smiling with a content look up at her with his eyes closed. Harry sighed, he really wanted to keep watching but his want to keep J here overrode that. “Well then fine who are we gonna watch?”

J sat and thought a while, he couldn’t believe he was saying this but he went with Tifa.

Harry switched cameras and sunk back in his chair sulking “Well this is gonna be really fucking dumb.”

Tifa was in the kitchen doing the constant dishes that were always there humming to herself. It was really surprising they never got a dishwasher after all this time. J assumed it was because Itachi wanted them to do some manual labor. Gaara was sitting on table colouring with some oatmeal by him, that presumably Tifa fed him. He was 16 eating with a fuckin plastic airplane spoon. 

“Mommy look!” Gaara held up the drawing of him and her holding hands drawn in style of a 6 year old. 

“Oh hunny thats so good!” Tifa wiped her hands clean and went to hang it on the fridge. In her head she had a moment of pride for how much Gaara loved her. On other hand she also could be honest with herself that this is really all she had anymore was taking care of all the kids in camp or least ones with mindset of children. Unconsciously she held her stomach most likely wishing she could carry a child. 

“J this is boring, what a dumb bitch, WAAAA I WANT A BABY. Dumb Cunt.”

J’s eye twitched this was really fucking boring but he couldn’t have Harry winning. They watched another 5 mins of this exchange of Tifa spoon feeding Gaara, with Harry sighing heavily in background. J cleared throat “Okay well lets switch to Sasuke and Aerith”

“Wow dumb bimbo time greeeaaaattttt” Harry clicked away. In his head he was a bit happier least Sasuke was funny and not a dumb cow like Tifa.

Sasuke sat on the bed with Aerith cuddled up to him. Harry perked up he had expected Sasuke playing video games and her glabbering about something stupid. Sasuke was even playing with her hair, Harry’s dick twitched slightly with hope of cutsey wootsy stuff he loved.

“So like I was saying Final Fantasy XV is okay, like I enjoy the open world play but fuck the story is annoying. Luna is such a boring cunt its obnoxious.”

“But she’s so prettty Sasuke!”

“Nobodys pretty but you.”

At this Aerith let out her super fucking annoying giggle. J was so bored of all the other fucks in camp though he actually thought it was cute. Harry however did not. 

“She sounds so annoying, HEEHEE(Harry doing a bad imitation of her) thats what she sounds like.” Harry looked at J expecting a laugh and not getting one made him try to think of something to get J to laugh 

“I mean who does she think she is– “

“Harry shut up I am watching”

Harry eyes went dark. And he randomly switched the screen, it happened to land on Squall who was busy cutting his fingernails very methodically in the bathroom.

“WHOOPSIE, Harrys bad.” He said this with a head back to back on his shoulders. 

J looked over at him imagining Harrys head exploding with supreme glee. 

“No way in fuck I am watching Squall, lets switch to Gippal”

In another life Harry woulda been overjoyed with being able to watch Gippal but he was so fucking over him. He let Harry down hard. He was so fucking boring now it made Harry want to erase his own mind of all the love he used to have for him. 

“Okay J-zes fine.”

Gippal was perched up on the couch eating his signature bag of cheetao riffing with Zidane and Rikku. 

“Man I just saying everything everywhere all at once hands down deserves oscar, shit with the buttplugs fucking classic.”

“I liked the bagel part” Rikku giggled reaching over to eat some of Gippals Cheetahs. “Hey Gippal look at me!” Rikku stuck two cheetos in her nose and snorted at him.

“Hey-yo little girls become a walrus.”

Zidane ran up and also grabbed some cheetos, “look at this shit tho!” Zidane stuck two in his eyes and made animal noises at them. 

“Oh we bringing out big guns now!” Gippal opened up his eyepatch and stuck one in there. 

They all proceeded to laugh, Harry however was not. He stared angry for them being so fucking stupid. 

“This isn’t even funny J, they all such high losers.”

“Much funnier then fucking stupid accents.”

Harrys face darkened, and turned back to screen, “Okay Harrys turn now!!! Lets see mmmm how about back to Aiden, maybe he moved.”

Harry was wrong though they had not and laid in a cuddle pile on bed, with Yuna laying on Aiden, Gray on Yunas lap and Natsus at end of bed with feet over Grays. They were all laughing and passing a joint.

“Omg J watch this I gonna make Jenn walk in!” Before J could object Harry had stabbed in the potion and sat up straight watching the screen like a porno for a 14 year old boy. 

Jenn proceeded to walk in. She stopped and had a look of utter disapproval seeing Yuna by HER boyfriend. 

“Hey babe whats up, come here” Aiden reached his hand out with incredibly red eyes. 

“Umm no thanks can I talk to you for a second?”

“Youre talking to me now.”

“Dude she needs a dick down, can’t be leaving your girl gushing like that.” Gray laughed way too hard at Natsu’s quip. 

“Okay that is not what I want to talk about.”

Aiden heavily sighed and got untangled from bed. He grabbed Jenn hard by waist and kissed her while giving Gray a look of ‘yeah shes my fucking girl.’

J grabbed the mouse and switched to Joni who was holding hands with Noah on a walk. 

“BOOBEAR that was about to get really good!”

“No it fucking wasn’t shut the fuck up dickweed.”

J looked with interest at the screen and Harry fought urge to change it back to Aiden

“Heres the spot” Noah gently lead Joni up a big rock that overlooked the water. 

“Oh wow Noah this is so Pre-tah!” Harry really fucking hated how she put weird influctions on certain words but he would allow it for now. 

Noah leaned over and kissed her forehead. He was very good at knowing Jonis moods and when it was okay to touch her and today was one of those days. He pulled out a cigarette and lit it for her. 

“This reminds me of this place me, Jesse, Troy and (forgot other dudes name) used to go to swim!” 

Noah giggled, and nuzzled his head against her hair. “Would you like to swim?” 

“OMG yes!” She got up and stripped down to her underwear and he did the same. Joni ran into water still holding her cigarette and had grabbed her flask on the way too. About knee high she took a long drink and waved over to Noah for him to come in. 

Noah smiled at her with a face of such awe at the person in front of him. Harry thought she looked like a dumb drunk but whatever this was at least kinda cute for him. J was really enjoying himself and had a look of interest at the scene. Maybe he should try to be friends with Noah, he probably could. 

Noahs body was filled with scratches from last time he transformed. Harry was about to make a joke but looking over at J decided against it. Noah walked in water with Joni splashing at his direction. Ruining her smoke in the process. He walked past Joni and dived under the water. 

“WEE” Joni exclaimed while just allowing herself to fall in the spot she was at. Coming out of water she went to go suck on the now ruined cigarette. She looked at it with a face of how the fuck did this happen. Noah approached her and carried her into the deeper water spinning her around. 

“Omg J I should try to make him drown her!” J looked frustrated at Harry, he could never just enjoy something more then a fucking minute without saying something really fucking annoying. 

“Lets just switch it.” Harry looked sad at J’s rejection of his really funny idea but just hit the shuffle button on the monitor. 

The screen showed Christian sitting in his room. He was just sitting there staying at what looked like some stone. He appeared to be muttering to it. 

“Turn up the sound I can’t hear him.” Harry complied and also zoomed in closer to Christian

“Yes very soon father you shall be free, and of course she will be too, the pawn is ready for his checkmate”  Christian laughed his off putting disturbing way and moved the stone around in his hand. 

“Yeah I am not watching Christian be a fucking weirdo no thanksies” Harry clicked shuffle button again. It landed on Aang jerking off so he hit it again for it to land on Cloud who was doing the exact same thing. “GOD DAMN IT” Harry exclaimed hitting the button even harder. 

This time it landed back on Marcus and Lana.

“Oh wow look we back! YEAZIES! “ Harry clapped in the stupidest gayest way and looked longing at the screen. J was gonna fight it but was tired and just sat back with a sullen look. 

Harry secretly took the vial of lovey gay serum from his sleeve and put it in the slot. Harry seemed to think nothing ever happened interesting unless he made it happen. 

Lana and Marcus appeared to have fallen asleep in position Harry and J had left them with book fallen to side. Abruptly Lana woke up and rubbed eyes. She smiled down at Marcus and kissed his brow. He smiled and grabbed neck and moved her lips to his. 

“AWWW J-zies look!!!”

“Yea they are kissing big fucking whoop”

“Shut up J its super cute!” He said cute with the voice of a 9 year old girl

“Sleepy butterfly eyes I see your fluttering.”

Lana smiled big and kissed him again. She picked up his head readjusted herself so she was laying by him. They were turned against each other holding hands. He had picked up the hands and was kissing hers. 

“One, Two, Three, Four.” Lana counted the amount of times he kissed her hands. And giggled. 

“Bleh this is so fuckin dumb I am changing it.” 

“NO” Harrys yell startled Paine awake. 

“Shut the fuck up I have a hangover.” Paine yelled

“You always have a fucking hangover” J yelled back 

“Oh wow your back, thank fucking god if I have to watch anymore of Harrys “friends” I gonna vomit.”

“I am not back, I just was-” J couldn’t think of anything to say so instead stood up, chair falling behind him. “Fuck this I going” 

“ Fine suit yourself I will just have fun without you!” Harry made a triumphant hm hm smile and 

Turned back to screen. 

J slammed door behind him as paine went to dig for a new bottle. Harry looked towards door J had just slammed and for a moment had a sad look on his face before looking back at screen watching Lana undress Marcus’s shirt to kiss his chest. 

[sero-pairo]

The Infernal Depths of Pandemonium (class 1-a)

by tranthony

Katsuki walks along the long hallway, making small pops in his hands as he goes. It’s all so surreal. His lifelong dream of being a hero, being realized. He told Present Mic at the entrance exam that he didn’t like wearing ties because things touching his neck make him sick. Present Mic said it was fine, so here he was, no tie.

“No, I mean I’m Shouto. From Minecraft. I don’t want to sit with you. I don’t like cafeterias. Your username was ‘KamuiWoodsRightFemur’.” Katsuki recognized that username. Deku used a body part of Kamui Woods for all his usernames. He was Deku’s first crush.

“Hmmph. MAYBE it’s because you guys have a TERRIBLE work ethic and would get DISTRACTED by it constantly and judging by the bags under Midoriya and Todoroki’s eyes you have NO self-respect and would ABSOLUTELY be on it at night instead of sleeping. But I don’t know.” Wow. Izuku felt seen, and it was not a good thing.

“I don’t know why. Maybe my aloofness subconsciously reminds them of their fathers. But otherwise, I have a big scar on my face that makes me look like Firelord Zuko.”

A fluffy fanfic filled to the brim with my headcannons.

Words: 975, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Multi

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Bakugou Katsuki, Todoroki Shouto, Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina, Sero Hanta, Kaminari Denki, Shinsou Hitoshi, Jirou Kyouka, Yaoyorozu Momo, Asui Tsuyu, Uraraka Ochako, Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Nishiya Shinji | Kamui Woods, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Koda Koji, Tokoyami Fumikage

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina/Sero Hanta, Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi, Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo, Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto, Ashido Mina & Bakugou Katsuki & Kaminari Denki & Kirishima Eijirou & Sero Hanta, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto, Asui Tsuyu/Uraraka Ochako

Additional Tags: Non-Binary Hanta Sero, Trans Kaminari Denki, Trans Shinsou Hitoshi, Trans Asui Tsuyu, T4T Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi, The main three boys have autism, The entire bakusquad has adhd, Queerplatonic Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Fluff, Blasian Ashido Mina, Aromantic Midoriya Izuku, Dabi | Todoroki Touya is Not a Villain, Dabi | Todoroki Touya has OFA, Dabi | Todoroki Touya Has Tattoos Instead of Scars, sero hanta is a stoner, Shinsou Hitoshi Replaces Mineta Minoru, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku are Best Friends, Hard of Hearing Bakugou Katsuki, Bipolar Kaminari Denki, bc i relate to him and i have bipolar disorder, Jewish Sero Hanta, kirishima eijirou has dysgraphia, Kaminari Denki has Dyscalculia, POV Multiple, The LOV isn't evil just mentally ill

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[reflection-s-of-stars]

Counter-counter-point: Iroh’s peaceful dad energy royally pisses Zuko off a lot of the time. Valjean has a different type of peaceful dad energy (more of a trauma response and less stoner-y), but it would still make him really mad

Who would win in a fight: Jean Valjean vs Zuko ATLA

Ok let’s map this out

Jean Valjean: Very large and can absolutely fuck you up if provoked, but very patient. Wouldn’t necessarily want to go full-out fighting a teenage boy. He’s also neither trained in martial arts nor immune to fire, both of which may complicate the situation.

Zuko: A teenager with parental issues, which A) makes him extremely dangerous and B) would make Valjean not want to fight him even more. He’s not that tall but he is extremely buff, and he also has the advantages of being a firebender, being trained in martial arts, and not being French.

I think Zuko would win, unless somehow Valjean developed bending skills of his own. Then they might be pretty evenly matched. However I don’t think French people have the capacity for bending so this is a moot point