#stolen throne liveblob

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The sexiest thing maric ever did was knight loghain’s dad. That was Unbelievably sexy. This frightened little boy who’d just barely escaped death and didn’t know what he was doing and was so overwhelmed by everything. And when a man chooses to fight for him he does the only thing he can do. “Then kneel.” SO SEXY!!!

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wow maric and rowan literally both canonically go "oh no he's hot" as soon as loghain gets on a horse

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The “a man wrote this” energy is off the charts

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If maric doesn’t fall off this horse I’m going to David gaider’s house and strangling him

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BOOOOOOO!!!!! BOOOOOO!!!!!!! This is so fucked up this is SO FUCKED UP THE BARD ELF SUDDENLY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT MARIC IM SO MAd!!!!

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Actually another big change I would’ve done was I would’ve had Maric coronated as king in the rebel camp and married to Rowan at the same time. Then that could spice things up

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WAIT LOGHAINS MOTHER FIGURE WINDS UP BEING CAILANS GRANDMA FIGURE???????

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the battle of the river dane being in the last 20 minutes of this book sucks

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Did loghain really just go “you have to fuck maric now or else he’ll lose his entire mind”

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If you take katriel out of stolen throne entirely and ENTIRELY replace her romance subplot with loghain, the conflict can remain literally almost unchanged

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Damn it’s pretty stone cold of loghain to stay when katriel is making her confession. Like it was the right decision but still

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God damn they really set up perfectly for loghain’s confession to maric. And then swerved HARD

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katriel is such a weird character to introduce i'm so mystified by her. they just had to stick another love interest in there but clearly since david gaider doesn't think of women as people he just made her insta-love with maric so strong that she abandoned her entire job/character to focus on fussing over him. and apparently they've been fucking the whole time and loghain didn't even notice which is both very funny and fodder for my loghain is a virgin theory

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So far he best thing about this book has been the insane sexual tension between loghain and Rowan in the absolute darkness

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Maric literally goes “it makes sense that Rowan doesn’t like katriel, she’s in love with me. But why would loghain not like her???!”

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LMAO I actually laughed out loud when loghain goes “tell her what?”