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CALLING ALL MY 142 FOLLOWERS AND MUTUALS!

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Mission accomplished boys and girls and other genders!

@sluggin-around remember me?

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Announcement!

I have opened up Boosty! There you can access early posts of art, lore and other stuff! You will also be able to get drawings as a bonus for your generosity!

Sorry, Patreon doesn't accept russian cards, if it did I would open it instead of boosty, but oh well.

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I love how ENAs in web series and DREAM BBQ have completely different polarities.

Like the web series ENA is bipolar disorder, happiness(sometimes extasy) vs sadness(sometimes depression)

While DREAM BBQ ENA is "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THIS?:3" vs "OI I TELL YA WHAT YOU FAT LITTLE-"

It's great

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If someone makes you mad - Draw them pregnant

If someone makes you sad - Draw them pregnant

If someone doesn't satisfy you - Draw them pregnant

If someone lied to you - DRAW. THEM. PREGNANT.

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tfw when you draw something on the wrong layer and you notice it after finishing most of the colors СУКА БЛЯТЬ ЁБАНЫЙ РОТ ЭТОГО КАЗИНО КАК НАХУЙ БЛЯТЬ

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Ok nobody cares but

Here are songs that I hc for some aus and an OC...sorry for the tags everyone</3

THIS FOR THE REBEL AU SIG BY @moodymuu (I promise the shitpost will soon be done) okay so hear me out hear me out just okay

This song, in my view, PERFECTLY represents Sig's transition from an obedient iterator who follows ancients orders, the beginniung lyrics represent his average cycle working on the great problem. Then the first faded lyrics "I don't want to hurt you, you don't need to quack. Let me go, let me be, STUPID LITTLE DUCK!" tell a lot about his malfunction, that he is tired of being ancients' tool and wishes to be free. Then the chorus "Violence is the shortest way to bring out the worst of me" just icing on the cake of how he fucking FLAMMENWERFER the entire city.

This one, this one I heavily headcanon for @sapphicdib Rot AU Suns, after they got the rot 'n all. Imo it fits their nature of "I will fucking kill everyone else who dares to fix me or FP" I love this au it's so insane!!!

Now THIS ONE is for @darkopsiian Dr MOTH(translation of the lyrics here), I think it pretty nicely represents his desire/motivation to experiment, develop bio-weapons and fcken destroy everything in nature, lmao.

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Another year closer to the inevitable death of the universe, yippie!

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I am the happiest human fucking being on this motherfucking planet earth

His name is Greg

Greg is a little owl

Greg is my friend and my family now

If anyone dares to say a mean word to Greg

If anyone FUCKING DARES to raise their voice on Greg

I will be coming after you

There will be consequences

I am inside your house

You better start praying to whatever God you believe in

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hey you

yes you

stretch your back you god damn shrimp

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FUCK YEAH I'M NO LONGER SHADOW BLOCKED

actual poggers

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HOW THE FUCK

WHAT WHAT HOW THIS IS MY FIRST DAY PLAYING HOW IN THE FUCKING HELL??? @satas-momento HELLO I GOT YOUR HUSBAND!!

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Introduction post!

HI, I am Two Sticks or just Stix, I'm a pansexual idiot with ADHD and Sensitive Accentuation. Also, very slightly sleep deprived with a broken schedule.

My timezone is UTC+3(aka Moscow time)

My current interests are(hyperfixations are italic):

Fictional anatomy

Rain World

Hollow Knight

Robots

Anything dystopian

Cookie Run Kingdom

Commission status: OPEN!

Art Requests: Open, but keep them appropriate and related to my themes(aka Hollow Knight, Cookie Run Kingdom n' Rain World)

For more info: https://hipolink.me/twostix

⚠️CONTENT WARNING⚠️

I draw violence as in gore, blood, murder, abuse, etc. I also draw suggestive content, sometimes on the very edge of being NSFW, I am trying to keep my blog SFW, but cannot promise anything, so BE-FUCKIN-WARE. I will put CWs and TWs in the tags!

I am currently in possession of three AUs, two Rain World ones and a Hollow Knight one.

Rain World AUs and their status:

The Frostrot - actively developed AU, owned by me and my bestie @reredram . Revolves around "What if iterators made slugcats and scavs anthro and went off-string, creating countries?"

Error Code: void - frozen au, all about "What if canon rain world was just a movie?"

Hollow Knight AUs and their status:

Crazy Hollow Storie - finished au, partially abandoned.

Important tags:

#stixyapping - just me rambling about stuff with little filter.

#the frostrot - my active RW au tag, related to art and worldbuilding texts.

#error code void - my other RW au tag, related to art and worldbuilding texts.

#crazy hollow stories - my HK au tag, related to art and worldbuilding texts.

#stix having a seizure over another sliver of straw masterpiece - me simping over my wife(Sliver of Straw)

No DNIs, if you're weird I'll block you, simple as that.

And to everyone who goes in my inbox for charity:

Hope this is enough:P

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Ugh I'm sorry with the delay on TFR Masterpost, procrastination has been a huge bitch:(

Have a doodle and a sneek peek as compensation!

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They

They hired Gordon mf Ramsay

What the fuck chat

Gordon Ramsay in Hay Day commercial

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GOD it's so fcukin weird to have a healthy sleep schedule at the hospital. Like, it doesn't even take time to change just the moment I step into the hospital my organism like: "Yeah I'm not staying awake past 10 PM fuck you"