#still not recommended that you let anyone from the LOV babysit your kids ⚠️

[moodyvoid]

The League of Villains as babysitters:

Based on this poll I made

Tomura was voted the worst babysitter. However, I feel like with minimal effort he would at least sit them in front of a television (definitely playing something scary and inappropriate) and throw cheese balls at them every once in a while. It IS a possibility that he’ll lose the child, though. He’d just shrug and say “idk where it is, get a new one or something.”

Dabi’s first instinct would be to toss the kid outside and lock the door. (Personally, he was my vote for the worst babysitter) BUT at the very least he’d handcuff the kid to one of the barstools and leave it with a bag of chips. He’d leave the room and return to find the kid escaped the cuffs and is in Tomura’s room getting their sticky fingers all over his stuff. Only then will he think the kid is alright. He would definitely teach the kid how to commit arson.

Spinner would be the most anxious by far. Like “this kid cannot die or get hurt on my watch”. He’d follow the kid all around the bar like “don’t touch that- don’t go near that- don’t drink that”. The kid would repeatedly ask him if he has games on his phone. Spinner would say “Yes.” The child would ask if they could play them. Spinner would answer “Fuck no.” The kid would march around repeating the new word they just learned. Although he would think he did a bad job, in all reality, he did pretty good.

Toga would definitely be annoyed at first. Like why is she stuck babysitting? This was not in the League of Villains job description. After getting tired of being asked “What’s this? Who’s that? Can I play with that? Why not?” over and over, she would end up taking the kid along on a mission of her own. Shoplifting. It’s just a fun game!! You’ll win a prize!! They’d traverse the mall together, the child creating a distraction as Toga robs the local Sephora and several other stores. In the end, they made a pretty good team. Perhaps not the best role model, but they had a fun time.

Twice would be opposed at first, but as soon as the kid suggests “Wanna play pirates?” You’d catch Twice wielding a cardboard sword and an eyepatch, running around the bar play fighting with the kid. He’d even let the kid win— the first time. Then it’s serious. He’d pretty much be up for anything the kid would want to do. Cartoons? Yes. Macaroni art? Yes. Sneaking cookies from the kitchen even though he’s a fully grown man and can have one if he wants? Yes. It would be a day full of fun. The only bad moment was when they played hide and seek and Twice absolutely could not find the child… for two hours. The kid and Twice would both be exhausted by the end of it all. Twice had a lot of fun and he’d never want to do it again.

Mr. Compress would make a great babysitter! He’d have all sorts of tricks and magic to entertain the child with. He’d take his role as a babysitter seriously, as he does with all his roles. He’d ready activities for them to do. He’d have stories to tell them, making funny dramatic voices for all the different characters. He’d teach them about theater and he’d have the rest of the league members (aka just Toga and Twice, cause they were the only ones willing) to put on a play with him for the kid. The kid would have a great time and probably go home with a new pet rabbit that Mr. Compress pulled out of his hat.