#still not over mr pie lmaoo

[protoindoeuropean]

Mr. PIE, considering that Modern German has some words that begin with consonants "Pf" (Pflanze, Pferde), is is possible that the "Great Consonant Shift of Proto-Germanic", that inherited "*fader" from "pater", had an intermediate stage where ""pater" > ""pfader" > ""fader"?

The inherited words with /p͡f/ in German actually reflect PIE *b and its subsequent developments, so they’re the result of both Grimm’s Law (the “Great Consonant Shift” you’re talking about) and later specifically High German consonant shift. For illustration, here’s a scheme I made more than five years ago when I was trying to understand High German consonant shift:

I won’t translate all of it, nor is this really up to date, because I haven’t really gone back to it since then and Germanic is not really my area of interest, but I don’t think that much has changed since then. Anyway, this is Grimm’s Law (G), Verner’s Law (V) and later rhotacism in North and West Germanic (R), some West Germanic sound changes (x and gemination) and High German consonant shift (1, 2, y, 3, 4, s).

Grimm’s and Verner’s Law are usually listed in this order, but that relative chronology can be inverted as well. Actually, the picture is a bit more complex, since Grimm’s Law actually encompasses three processes and in the interpretations that want to explain Kluge’s Law as well (not everyone agrees that that law exists, though), the relative chronology is the following:

α) *T > *Tʰ : aspiration, 1st stage of Grimm’s Law *Tʰ > *Þ, *Dʰ > *Ð : fricativization, 2nd stage of Grimm’s Law (that’s how you get PIE *ptk̑kku̯ > *ɸþxxu̯ , *bʰdʰg̑ʰgʰgu̯h > *βðɣɣu̯) *V̀Þ > *V̀Ð : voicing after an unstressed syllable, Verner’s Law (*ÐnV́ >) *DnV́ > *DDV́ : (defricativization of the results of Verner’s Law) and assimilation, Kluge’s Law *D > *T (incl. *DD from Kluge’s Law) : devoicing, 3rd stage of Grimm’s Law (that’s how you get PIE *bdg̑ggu̯ > *ptkku̯)

or β) same *V̀Tʰ > *V̀Dʰ : voicing after an unstressed syllable, Verner’s Law * *Tʰ > *Þ, *Dʰ > *Ð : fricativization, 2nd stage of Grimm’s Law same same

i. e. just with the reversed chronological ordering of the 2nd stage of Grimm’s Law and Verner’s Law.

TL;DR Grimm’s Law most likely progressed via aspiration (so the *p of *ph₂tḗr changed to *pʰ before ending up as f, as seen in the modern Germanic languages) and not affrication (which would be *p > *p͡f) – that development happened in a later High German period.

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OH!! AND SINCE ITS NOW OFFICIALLY SPOOKY SEASON... Can I request halloween/fall hc's with Oikawa, Tsukki (both our boyfies 😳), and anyone from Inarizaki (in honor if sEASON 2 PT 2 BEING OUT HDH)? I can't think of anything specific?? I just love your writing and thought this would be cute lmaoo. AND its okay if it takes awhile!!! YOU LITERALLY HAVE SM TO WRITE OMFG,, AND DONT FORGET TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF HDHD 🍙

AHHHH JAYME I LOVE YOU SM THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS CUTE REQUEST IN!! I would love to write this for our husbands ☺️ I hope you like it and I hope you’re taking good care of yourself as well MWAH

Autumn w/ Tsukishima, Oikawa, Atsumu 🍂

Genre: fluff!!

Pairings: Atsumu x reader, Tsukishima x reader, Oikawa x reader

—oikawa tooru

He’s waiting all year to get the seasonal fall drinks at Starbucks and yes, he does order a pumpkin spice latte with extra foam and you can bet your ass he’s dragging you through the drive through to get your own

Your house is always decorated to the fullest with cute black and orange streamers adorning your living room and pumpkin spice or caramel candles lined up on the counters which means it’s always smelling like heaven in there 

Oikawa can be somewhat of a homebody when Fall comes around because of how homey the season is! That leads to lots of early night cuddles and pillow fights at 11pm

There is also always an annual fall photoshoot in his backyard because he wants to fill his camera roll with pictures of you 

Will buy you guys matching flannels for the vibes

Makes you wear those matching flannels when he takes you to the Fall Festival to get the typical candy apples and munch on churros

—tsukishima kei

He likes to change things up for fall as well and will sacrifice his strawberry shortcake for the pumpkin pie

The two of you spend your afternoons looking up different pumpkin recipes until you can get the right one and he’s surprisingly a helpful baking assistant as he silently hands you all the ingredients you ask for

There’s something about this season that makes Kei a bit more sentimental and he won’t hesitate when you’re begging him to jump in the leaves with you because you love the crunch

Since he’s so tall, he’ll probably be throwing the leaves over your head and it just looks so majestic

You’ll wake him up at 5am to drive three hours to go get these apple cinnamon donuts that only sell for 10 days of autumn a year and he’s a little groggy and grumpy as he lectures you on why you should never wake him before dawn but still pushes you into the car and drives you there

He would let you sit on his shoulders to pick the apples from the trees 

—atsumu miya

He has already planned out your couples Halloween costume because he’s a big lover of the spooky season 

He made you dress up as a power outlet and him a plug so he could make the joke “let me be in you babe” (yes he has poor taste and yes he’s a dork but please love him)

Dressing up and showing off your costumes is a big deal to him and many of those pictures end up on his instagram and snap story because at the end of the day, he just wants to make memories with you

That’s why when it comes down to it, his favourite part of autumn is those chilly nights where the two of you can bundle up in your bat themed onesies and binge 80s movies all night

But you can bet your ass there’ll be all nighters here and there with the two of you about to fall asleep at 3am after watching all those movies and Atsumu will just whisper “so… you wanna carve a pumpkin?”

And of course you’re like duh because what else would you do with your boyfriend in the middle of the night?

He’ll be telling you spooky stories the entire time because he wants you to latch onto him in fear but it’s a hit or miss because sometimes his stories suck and you just end up laughing

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Haikyuu!!│Boys going grocery shopping w/ you! HC’s│Ft. Bokuto, Nishinoya, Terushima, Kuroo & Kunimi

I had this late night idea and just HAD to follow through, the chaos would be O F F T H E C H A R T S. Thank you to @deathcab4daddy​ for helping me brainstorm some good characters for this post lmao I love you bby and can’t wait to do a collab. <3

E N J O Y ~ 

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

BOKUTO:

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS BOI PICKS UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD

 I FUCKING MEAN IT.

“(Y/N) we need this” 

“Bokuto we do not need a 7th jar of peanut butter.”

 “But (Y/N) it has a squirrel on the front-”

“BOKUTO I SWEAR TO GOD”

Tries to drift on the edge of the cart like something straight outta CSGO and the cart nearly obliterates under his weight.

V e r y l o u d u n e c c e s s a r i l y.

Everyone always stares at y’all when you’re going through the isles bc ur literally escorting a man-child sprawled in a shopping cart who’s going “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” at everything he sees like he’s a toddler at the zoo who’s never encountered a chimpanzee before.

Unless you have a bottomless bank account do NOT take him shopping of any kind he is LETHAL.

When you’re at the check-out he turns it into a basketball competition and tries to launch everything perfectly on to the conveyor belt.

Volleyball player? Nah this sis with the NBA now.

Do not ask him to go get something, he will return with at least 9 items you didn’t need and everything BUT the item you requested

He turned up with a whole ass pineapple, a jar of jam, a stick of butter and a bottle of olive oil.

Like,,,where is the correlation in those items???

Once made the mistake of asking him to grab some pads from the hygiene section and specified it HAD to be with wings

Boy showed up ten minutes later and looking very confuzzled.

You questioned why he has a pack of wingless pads in one hand and a can of red bull in the other.

He said it’s because they didn’t have any with wings so he figured the Redbull would suffice and do the job for you.

i-

NISHINOYA:

Can literally fit him in the little cart seat made for kids and he LOVES it lmaoooo IT’S SO CUTE MY HEART.

HE JUST SWINGS HIS LEGS EXCITABLY WHILE YOUR GETTING STUFF AAAAAAA

Ppl give you such weird looks though bc you have a guy who’s at least 14 years older than the intended demographic sitting there and raising his hands in elation over you copping a cookie dough pie and chucking it in.

Again, another who is VERY LOUD FOR NO REASON AT ALL.

Get’s out of the cart after a while bc his legs be growing numb and begins roaming around.

Someone came back with a feral Noya in hand stating “Is this your child” WNDKJWEFNWJEF.

M’AM HE’S LIKE 18 EXCUSE YOU.

Was salty about it for the rest of the day.

Just ruffle his hair and call him Senpai 

Problem solved.

Picks up tons of exotic fruit that look more like plastic or fuzzy poisonous plants and begs you to get them.

“Noya what the fuck is that.”

“...a Pitaya.”

“...”

“Can we get it-”

“no.”

“(Y/N)-”

“I SAID NO DAMMIT”

Last time you bought some strange fruit he took it to practise and got Tanaka to spike it LMAOOO

IT SPLATTERED E V E R Y W H E R E

AND OVER DAICHI’S SHIRT.

He begged you to no longer allow Noya to purchase weird fruits from then on since he is like a child with a nerf gun.

He once picked up a phat wrinkly purple fruit and turned to you asking if it was an overgrown raisin.

“Noya sweetie that’s a Date.”

HE FULLY TSK’ED AND THREW IT BACK SINCE IT REMINDED HIM OF DATE TECH I CAN’T.

My boy out here defending Asahi even in the Grocery Isles.

We stan a loyal king.

TERUSHIMA:

Another one who tries to stand on the ledge and the cart wheels almost collapse because it wasn’t designed to hold the weight of a young adult.

Oh young adult??? Sorry I mean’t MAN CHILD.

He treats a shopping experience as a time to practise his aim apparently because he ALWAYS THROWS SHIT AT YOU TO THE POINT YOU’RE THREATENED TO BE KICKED OUT.

Definitely picks up phallic looking objects and places them against his crotch, snorting and saying “Like what you see (Y/N)?”

Homeboy is stood there in front of a wife and child presenting his cucumber appendage for the world to see.

He once grabbed a pair of fat ass melons and pressed them against his chest, shaking them and belting the lyrics to ‘My Milkshake’ while begging you to SQUEEZE HIS MELONS.

“Look (Y/N) they’re bigger than yours!”

I just- 

I give up.

Constantly tries to sneak mutli-packs of energy drinks into the cart to the point you’re convinced he is going to keel over from heart failure and kidney stones by the age of 20.

Has his airpods in 90% of the time and treats the isles as his personal dance floor.

He busting them MOVES and performing the MJ moonwalk while in the dairy section.

ONCE HE SLID TOO FAST AND SLIPPED ON HIS REAR IN FRONT OF LIKE 12 PEOPLE LMAOO

He was DEAD silent the rest of the trip.

Probably the most serene shopping experience you’ve had to date.

The checkout clerks occasionally hit on Mr. Sore-Ass over here.

Until he opens his mouth and they realise he’s a total dolt and question how you have the patience for him.

You don’t know either honestly.

The whole bagging experience is spent with them shooting you sympathetic glances as if to say ‘sis you shoulda’ left him at home’.

Yes, yes you should have.

Never a dull moment with Teru as your shopping partner.

KUROO:

LITERALLY LIKE A MIDDLE-AGED MAN OR A TODDLER WHEN Y’ALL GO SHOPPING THERE IS NEVER AN EVEN MIDDLE-GROUND.

Frequently cracks lame-ass food puns or dad jokes that make you want to crawl into a hole and die.

You have competitions on who can come up with the most and the loser always faces a penalty.

Kuroo and creating penalties do NOT mix safely so you better hope you win.

“I love you a waffle lot.” 

Proceeds to hold up a wrapped waffle.

Ok that one was kinda cute you’ll let it slide.

“I ap-peach-iate you Kuroo.”

Cue HyenaLaugh.mp3

“Want a pizza me baby? Bitch peas, doughnut take me lightly.”

You changed your mind.

You didn’t talk to him the duration of that shopping experience, no penalty could be as horrifying as what just came out of his mouth.

“(Y/N)... sometimes I feel like you don’t carrot all.”

You slapped him with said carrot and obviously had to pay for it after.

You forced him to eat it raw.

He is the definition of Neutral disaster when you go shopping.

Shitty food puns aside, he is actually very responsible when making sure you both get what you need.

Not without tons of poking, prodding, and blowing into your ear while you’re trying to decide what ingredients to buy for dinner.

You contemplated serving him a plate of bubbling snot and moulded broccoli seasoned with rosemary.

Bone apple teeth, bitch.

Ofc you didn’t because he always pulls out the puppy eyes and cuddles card after since he knows he’s well and truly rattled your patience lmao.

Actually picks really healthy food options?? Being the captain of a team he has the responsibility of keeping his health in top condition and leading by example so at least he knows the right ingredients to make a bomb-ass and nutritious meal ig.

Y’all always bicker and tease each other at the checkout which is usually great amusement for the clerk serving you as they often smirk and perceive you as an old married couple.

Which tbh you kinda are, it feels like it at least.

Still such a big asshole though lmao you never leave the store without your sanity being scathed.

KUNIMI:

Honestly just wanted an excuse to make jokes at the expense of the Aoba Johsai teammates.

and what better candidate for cracking these than Kunimi.

He’s a very chill partner to have tag along with you on your endeavours.

Not without some grumbling and groaning on his part though, lazy bitch.

You always finish shopping trips with a busted lung at how much you have been laughing though with some of the SHADY ASS REMARKS HE MAKES ABOUT THE OTHER TEAM MATES.

You were outside the store when you both spotted an angry looking Doberman tied to a nearby post.

“Smh who let Kyotani outside again.”

You hadn’t even set foot in the store yet and he was already spitting flaming insults.

[Walking up to the automatic double doors]

“Damn Oikawa move out of my way.”

Oikawa just tryna live and he keeps getting roasted for his flat cheeks 

#StopOikawaAssShaming

Ten minutes of scouring the store later he picks up a spikey Kiwano and compares it to Iwaizumi’s hair.

Proceeds to beg you not to tell my boy Iwa because he KNOWS he will get decked to the gym floor.

Passers by often wonder why you’re wheezing and producing noises like a boiling kettle.

When I tell you no one is safe, I mean N O O N E.

“These Yule logs really out here looking like Matsukawa’s brows.”

The finisher was when Kunimi picked up a turnip and said 

“Huh, kinda looks like Kindaichi.”

I just-

He could roast a whole chicken in minutes from the burn of these comments I stg.

You can now never look at the Seijou team without various foods or inanimate objects plaguing your thoughts.

Thanks, Kunimi.

[swearronchanel]

the durrells 4.05

FINALLY GOT AROUND TO WATCHING

I’ve been visiting Ireland for the weekend so I had to wait till it went up online

I already saw the preview for next week aka my actual death but let me ((try to)) focus on the now

Ok Spiros good morning 👀

Corfu town! I loved it ugh😭

“I know things” TELL EM LOUISA 😂

“The weasels sat on my face” LMAO STOP

“There’s no romance” SO MAKE SOME SJKSKS LMAO GOD THE SEXUAL TENSION PHYSICALLY PAINS ME, just kiss (at least) already !!!

*sings in the key of one last time from Hamilton* MARGO DURRELL is GOING HOMEEEE

How delightfully European ~ I love it

Basil is really getting it with Demitra like what the fu*k LMAO how do I get with someone way hotter than me??

The King is coming

“It has been said I’m a bit of a princess” LOUISA LMAOO I LOVE YOU QUEEN*

LES LMAO shut up

the Hitler youth omg .. can’t laugh since we know how evil hitler was

Murder on the orient express 😂 love it

no seriously I love this Lmaoo

Every time Leslie speaks to someone I have to brace myself for some dumb shit

Spiros’ mom 😭 now I understand him more

But ugh getting with Louisa is an exception! This is between LIFE AND DEATH (MINE OFC)

Now Basil is like “ brb gotta blast”

LOUISA AND SPIROS PLAYFULLY DOMESTIC 😍😍😍

“They say cooking is like making love” STOP TEASING ME SIr!! IT’S RUDE

SPIROS IS IN THE APRON AHH

ISSA NEW KINK?? 😉

Keeley Hawes’ cringe >>

Queen of facial expressions

“Spiros really does have his own room” UNFORTUNATELY

“I want him so badly” UGHH WE KNOW AND WANT THE SAME SKSKKSS

“Look at my track record” LMFAOOO FELT THT

A FOREIGNER DOESNT COUNT LMFAOOO GOOD TO KNOW

“English the most important language in the world” Leslie sounding like he’s from a racist small town in middle America LMAOOO JKKK

MS MARGO SNAPPED JUST LIKE LOUISA

Corfu feels like home, it does and I’m so sad

Lugaretiza doesn’t trust them😂

I’m really half way through this ep at midnight like I don’t have to be up at 4am for my flight back to London

Gerald’s Zoo😭 pure

“Proud of you puppet” THE BRITSH BRITISH JUMPED OUT & I loved it

FUCK LOUISA KNOWS SKSKKS

BASIL YOU BETTER SWIM BACK TO ENGLAND RN

Living for Florence and Louisa’s gossip

“I have a secret ingredient, Mrs Durrells” YA REALLY JUST WANT TO SEXUALIZE EVERYTHING BUT NOT LET THEM HOOK UP UGH WTF SIMON LMAO

I’d love to be on the train with Margo 😂 we’d be cracking up together

A WOGGLE (?)

The water ugh 😍 I miss the sea

“Assuming it’s a she” LMAO it’s what we all thought ok

DARE SHE SAY THAT bc we wish that were true

Poor Basil tho damn this sucks but it is what it is

CONTAGIOUS PATIENT LMAOO

HE’S GOTTA BE DTF THEN

I KNEW IT AH, GET IT MARGO LMAO

YAS GIRL

the lemur in bed with louisa😂

I miss Larry too 😭

“You’re my planets” STOP, I love you mummy Louisa 😭😭

ANIMALS ARE TOY PEOPLE ? LMAO what is Leslie smoking to make him say these things 😂

LITTLE LAWRENCE CALLING LOUISA MOMMA STOPP😭

Ofc Larry would call Hitler a little shit

Louisa sweetie, WHY WOULD YOU GO OVER THERE?! THIS CANT END WELL

men ain’t shit, but we love spiros

LOUISA SNAPPED THO SJJSJS

WE WISH SPIROS WASNT SO HONORABLE BUT WE RESPECT IT

Greek color guard over here 😂

OH SHIT SPIROS COMING HOME

FUCK SJSKKS IM NERVOUS LMAO

I love the Greek pride tho😂

YOO A SWAZTICA STOP WTF BOYS

Basil is worth a risk skskks

MARGO!

THEY DEFF HOOKED UP IN THE TRAIN LMAOO

DOG FACED PIE LMAOO

Aww fireworks

“We enjoy confusion” I love Theo 😂

Ugh don’t tell himmm

I knew she would but still I wanted to believe

oh noo

SPIROS WILDING

Shit Basil really ate that knuckle sandwich 

“I can never forgive you” that shit HURT

like it hurt ME, imagine Louisa??

HOW CAN IT JUST END LIKE THAT

Just kiss and make up pls😭

HOW IS THERE ONLY ONE MORE EPISODE EVER? I -

I have no more words just keyboard smashes and tears 😭😭