#stfu muffy

[muffystopheles]

So one plus of scrolling through my blog, and god, what a lot of sad bastard posts I make lmao, is I found the post about alopecia.

Out of the spots I posted, only one of them has gotten bigger, and the others have some growth coming in. Yaaaay!~~

[theminionjcfucked]

The BB23 Houseguests and the children’s shows they remind me of:

Alyssa: Clifford the Big Red Dog- She’s Emily Elizabeth, and she’s annoying. The whole show would be fine without her. I just wanna see the dog. Idgaf about Emily. Go away.

Azah: The Wonder Pets- She still too focused on teamwork. Sometimes it’s not about teams! Leave then be! FOCUS ON SAVING THAT BABY ANIMAL AND QUIT OFFERING YOURSELF UP!

Brent: Thomas the Train- unsettling in every way. Creepy. Don’t know why this is shown to children.

Britini: Little Einsteins- She never stops singing, dancing, being loud…We get it Annie. She needs to pat pat pat herself outta here.

Christian: Calliou- IM JUST A FUCKING KID AND I GOT A BIG ASS HEAD! Literally he’s a toddler. Or you’re mad now that you’re not getting your way? Child. Stfu.

Claire: Oswald- This is such a quiet, relaxing show. Just an octopus and his hot dog. But when it does get exciting, it’ll be entertaining.

Derek F: Max and Ruby- He’s Ruby. Bossy and talks too much. Worried about shit he shouldn’t be worried about. Relax Ruby.

Derek X: Dragon Tales- This is the show!!!! The possibilities are endless. And adventure from start to finish. A crowd pleaser if I ever saw one. He wish on the dragon scale and now he’s got the power!

Frenchie: The Teletubbies- disturbing. Get it away.

Hannah: The Backyardigans- What is she? A castaway? An international super spy? Is there an echo in this canyon? She’s all of that and more. She’s got the style, the smarts, and the songs. And she’s a snack 🤪

Kyland: Arthur- He’s smart and playful but he’s gonna let Muffy lead his ass astray. Literally stop listening to Muffy. Fuck her. Focus on yourself Arthur!!!

Sarah Beth: Dora the Explorer- why is this bitch always asking questions? Cant you just look at your map you have? And she’s loud! WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING! Go to talk to your backpack.

Tiffany: Sesame Street- The Most Iconic Show. She runs the entire children’s show industry. No one can touch her. There’s a reason the show is still running. It’s untouchable.

Travis: Rupert- Who? What? What is this show? Exactly.

Whitney: Peppa Pig- Peppa is annoying and so is her whole family. She’s a bitch really. And then she wants to turn around and act all bold. The only she was good for was the memes we got outta her.

Xavier: Blue’s Clues- Man is always looking for paw prints. He is always picking up information to lead him to solve the mystery. He just might blue scadoo himself to the end!

[jockiavelli]

can some of you in the tag stfu and let lgbt teens be happy over tyrus being canon. yes andi got into SAVA! yes bexie danced and it was cute! yes muffy went canon! but is it like illegal to want to celebrate tyrus? I promise you we don’t hate the other characters omfg sit down and stop trying to shame us. you’re not superior for talking about cece dancing.

[myrandom-fandomlife]

what are your biggest criticisms of your fandoms? The books/movies or the fandoms themselves. Or both. For whatever fandoms you want.

This is such a good question ahhh

Well, there’s obvious ones like in Harry Potter how I loved Harry/Ginny in the books but the movies completely ruined them. Which is then how I started shipping drarry. So one huge criticism would be how badly written Ginny is in the movies, but also just JK in general ugh. And cursed child is absolute shit don’t @ me. And all the deaths that happened, though necessary, would’ve been nice without so many 🥺

The Percy Jackson movies.

Okay in The Selection I hate how America is so frustrating as a character. Character flaws are great and honestly I love America, but I often feel like she was written too flawed. It could also be really good writing of a teenager though and in that case I hate Aspen.

Finnick shouldn’t have died. Prim shouldn’t have died. Gale can die in their place.

I also love the concept of Twilight but it could have been written better given that I almost like the movies more than the books.

Ummm Arthur and Merlin should’ve stfu and made out against a wall

Andi Mack should’ve had a 4th season so I can see Tyrus and Muffy (and AMBI) develop more bc bbys.

That’s all I can think of right now haha it’s almost midnight and I’m typing this on my phone. I have remote learning classes tomorrow so I’m gonna go to sleep, get some rest my sweeties I love you all. Stay safe and healthy please!

[muffystopheles]

If I could stop having cutesy ass dreams about my crushes that'd be dope. Don't tease me with what I can't have, brain!!

[muffystopheles]

Coworker: Shannon, you look like you've lost weight, you look great!

Me, to her: Thanks, I haven't even been trying!

Me, to myself: Thanks, it's the depression!

[muffystopheles]

Friendly reminder that sometimes the strongest people in your life need support too.

[muffystopheles]

So, from 2011 to 2013 I worked at a gas station. All my stories and quotes from that time period have the tag "Tales from the Gas Station".

Recently, several of these posts have gained some reblog traction, and I had no idea why. Apparently, there's a creepypasta that started in 2017 by the same name and I'm *severely* amused that my interactions seemingly fit perfectly.

Gonna have to check it out now, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[muffystopheles]

Dying to write but my brainspace just won't make it work. I've got a muse, but it's like I can't do them justice with anything I put down.

[muffystopheles]

Honestly I look so freaking cute today, it's sickening

[muffystopheles]

Oh. Cool. I have two bald spots on my head. Either I'm losing my hair before 30, or the month long anxiety depression I had had something to do with it lolllll

[muffystopheles]

I got no sleep, one of my cats peed on my favorite bag, and today is the busiest day of the month so I get no lunch break... But at least I look cute and football is in 5 sleeps??

[muffystopheles]

Man, having repeated dreams where one of your favorite people just yells at you lots sucks. Fuck you, brain. 😞

[muffystopheles]

I hate wanting to talk to someone specific but having literally nothing to say.

[muffystopheles]

Why is it so fucking hard to check in with me?? I know I'm always positive but godfuckingdamnit I need to be checked in on too. I need to be asked if I'm okay. I need people to show they care about me the same way I care about them.

[muffystopheles]

today’s mood: asking “who wants to hang out” but only on Tumblr where all your friends are too far away to hang out because if you put it on Facebook you might actually have to hang out with people