#stfu ladykeane

[ladykeane]

I hate you ocular migraines i hate you light sensitivity i hate you debilitating headache i hate you fuzzy vision i hate you nausea so bad that i start vomiting bile i hate you unsympathetic workmates who tell me to stop being a baby and pop some advil i hate you i hate you

[ladykeane]

This could go very different ways depending on whether you're talking about Twilight Sparkle, Spirit of the Cimarron or Bojack Horseman.

you know you’re fucked up when you be relating to a cartoon horse

[ladykeane]

Finally got my formal AuDHD diagnosis

now can I join the tumblrina inner circle? Do we get branded varsity jackets or something??? you know, to help make up for all the executive dysfunction and masking burnout and shit

[ladykeane]

I'm bored (and also procrastinating)

Here's all my stupid fanon hot-takes on the PPG villains just because

[ladykeane]

Look i love Jack x Ashi but

SJ S5 exactly the same, except Ashi is replaced by Johnny Bravo. Not Johnny with Ashi's personality, just dumb canon himbo man-i'm-pretty Johnny. Daughter of Aku (somehow). The other sisters are unchanged

That is all

[ladykeane]

(Me in 2021) i think i'll watch music videos from 1994 on youtube for an hour

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Yay my Waludaisy fic is finally finished!

And at long last I have updated the latest Bertie's Blog story!

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Do you think that during one of his weekly schtupping sessions w Laszlo, Nandor has ever cried out Guillermo's name? And Laszlo has no fucking idea because he only knows Guillermo as 'Gizmo'?

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I JUST SUBMITTED MY FINAL ASSESSMENT FOR MY GRAD CERT I AM FINALLY DONE WITH UNI!!!! 🎉💃🎉💃🎉

[ladykeane]

I like the idea that his Dad was a Pierre Curie type, bounding ahead like a labrador w his new discovery, blissfully unaware of its incredible hazard. That is a highkey goofy dad move. And Prof definitely, definitely had one of those cute-but-questionable atomic age chemistry sets.

I have an alternate take, that periodic table = latin = his dad's side is Italian. And probably from the north of Italy, close to Geneva, where one of the Prof's ancestors got friendly with Luigi Galvani and the Shelleys, and got some 'interesting' ideas about organic chemistry from them. Because I simply must throw a Frankenstein parrallel into the Prof's history somewhere.

Also for the longest time I thought it was unspoken canon that his name was John, so that's pretty much locked into my brain forever lol.

I like putting a ridiculous amount of thought over something so minor about a character and especially when I'm biased about a character and akdjdlso I was suddenly thinking about Utonium's name again, particularly the name Utonium.

That's technically his last name and a family name. His first name was never revealed ever. Obviously, Utonium is a play on Plutonium, a radioactive element. And his major is in Nuclear and Quantum Physics. Im sure thats what the writers intended him to be, smart nerdy dad with smart nerdy name.

But shh, this is my brainrot and mom said I can be cringe and overthink on the internet today so hhh I obviously have a hc on it.

Utonium is a made up name as I said above. Realistically speaking, there's no last name and family name with Utonium existed in this world. Sooo I like to think that his late dad has worked under the project that overseas the nuclear project during the late 30s and he worked under the team that discovered Plutonium.

In the 20s up to the 50s, radioactives are the shit. Like literally, ever since it was discovered in the late 1800, when industrial became a thing everyone is making radioactive and touting it as a miracle. Why? Mostly because it glows in the dark. People in the old days legit use radioactive as a way to attract people. They added it to almost everything you can imagine. Lipstick, books, deck cards, TOOTHPASTE. RADIUM IN YOUR TOOTHPASTE. It is EVERYWHERE. Hell, even when the items aren't even laced with radioactive are marketed to have it.

People are nuts of radioactive and I imagine that Utonium's late dad was obsessed with it as well. So much so that he took the name of the radioactive element his team discovered and make it as his last name.

I vaguedly remembered that in the reboot, he received a chemistry set as a kiddo (when he becamed a changed boy after he had his ass hauled by Mojo and saved by 3 perfect little girls when he was younger) and I just like the idea that when his dad finds out and is relieved that Utonium starts to have interest in science, he bought him a radioactive science kit for him, hoping that he became obsessed with nuclear and perhaps pursue the same career path as he is when he is all grown up.

Here's the radioactive kit btw (yes it was real! There's a tiny amount of uranium in the sample kit inside the kit!)

Anyway, i have stated this a couple times before but lol if you asked me what I think and want his first name to be, I kinda roll with Kenneth. Idk he just looks like a Kenneth to me, it is such a boomer name. And Kenneth Utonium just rolls nicely on my tongue lol.

[ladykeane]

I think the only way I will survive sitting through s6 of wwdits is by severely gaslighting myself

I will keep my screaming into the void under the cut

Nandermo who? 🙃🙃🙃Nandor and Guillermo's relationship has always been clinically platonic and they keep at least 5 feet apart at all times🙃🙃🙃

Also being queer has nothing to do with love and everything to do with paying royalties to daniel quasar so you can wave a coloured flag around for the duration of a twenty minute episode 🙃🙃🙃🙃

🙃🙃🙃Gosh I really hope Guillermo finds a nice generic heteronormative girlfriend this season🙃🙃🙃🙃 I might just rewatch s4 of BBC sherlock as a warm up 🙃🙃🙃

🙃🙃QUEERBATING WHAT DO YOU MEAN QUEERBATING 🙃🙃🙃 I'M FINE IT'S FINE IT'S ALL FINE🙃🙃🙃🙃

🙃🙃🙃PAUL SIMMS PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE ONE TIME AND IT WAS AWESOME 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[ladykeane]

Oh cool another duo of super duper platonic bros who keep five feet apart at all times bc their super duper platonic bro love is too pure for any homo whatsoever hahaha oh gosh wow just what i wanted oh you shouldn't have you really really shouldn't have hahahaha i'm so completely fine about this really i am it's fine hahahaha

[ladykeane]

I see millennials rip on gen alpha for loving skibidi toilet, as if they weren't laughing their asses off at hyakugojyuuichi when they were 10

[ladykeane]

uuugggghhhhh was gonna write some more this weekend but got waylaid by m-fer of a migraine

I feel like we need a german word for the feeling of utter relief when the agony and extreme nausea of a migraine finally abate and you can keep down water again

Now I gotta go out into the cold winter evening to Coles cuz my kitty is out of food :(

[ladykeane]

This is going to mess w most of tumblr's heads but

This morning I felt the first bracing bite of autumn in the air and I was so so happy

We've had 3+ months of an extremely muggy humid summer full of devastating storms and cyclones, and most days I have been more sweaty lethargic mess than human being

Aussie autumn/winter is so good, it tends to rain less, we still get heaps of daylight compared to UK winter and you can be both cozy and productive because it's no longer too hot to think

Also the drop bears go into hibernation

[ladykeane]

TFW ur tryna write more bertie's blog but your brain gets hijacked by a fluffy soppy nandermo plotbunny and you find yourself awake at 2am planning the damn thing in your head FML T-T