#stepdad (au)🍎🎸

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Cain: *literally just breathing*

Lucifer: Stop causing trouble.

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Lucifer: so now that we’re married I wanted to admit to you about somethi-

Adam:

Lucifer: *grabs cheek offended* What the hell was that for?!

Adam: I thought you were gonna admit the ring was fake and cameras were about to come out saying all of this was a prank

Lucifer: …

Lucifer: You really don’t trust me at all. I was gonna tell you that your children actually intimidate me!

Adam: Leave my kids out of it. You don’t see me being a pussy with Charlie

Lucifer: Because she’s an actual sweetheart and yours are blood thirsty murderers!

Adam: Yours literally starting a war against heaven

Lucifer: It’s for a good cause!

Adam: ‘ThE siNnErS arE mY fAmiLy’

Lucifer: *tackles him and start fist fighting*

(Seconds after): *aggresively making out*

Lucifer (with loveydovey eyes): I’m glad I married you

Adam: Is this ring fake or not?!

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Abel: Dad!

Lucifer: *reading a book in the couch* yes?

Abel: *looks at him disturbed*

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Lucifer: *enters the kitchen* Whatup my whippersnappers!

Cain, Abel and Seth: *cringes*

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The idea of stepdad au is hilarious to me when it comes to Lucifer’s end. Cause Adam has MANY kids.

Where Lucifer is trying so hard to get along with Adam’s kids (Abel and Seth), the exorcists (which he tries to act cool to impress them and gain their trust) and then there’s Cain (💀) which he does not get along with neither does he try.

I like seeing their dynamic like this:

Lucifer w/ Seth: *insert expensive gift* love me please

Seth: *smacks it to the ground* fuck off. I’m busy.

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Lucifer w/ Abel: Let’s go out on a trip! Just you and me! Man and little man having the best of funsies!

Abel: You’re the short one here, I’m triple your size, dude. And for the love of god just say fun!

Lucifer: So yes to the trip?

Abel: *considering it* Okay. But no weird dad puns.

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Lucifer w/ Any of the exorcists (mostly Lute): *swinging his trident making weird ninja movements* pretty cool huh?

Lute: *unimpressed*

Lucifer: *somewhat got the trident to stuck him in the wall* … can you not tell Adam about this?

Lute: *takes picture and sends it firstly to Adam with the caption ‘dis you married?’*

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Lucifer w/ Cain: …

Cain: …

Lucifer: …

Cain: …

Lucifer: … So your dad sent me up to call you for dinner.

Cain: I can tell. Now fuck off!

[bloogers-boogers]

Stepdad vs Dad

(this is Seth)

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More Stepdad au! 🍎🎸

Lucifer: *eating duck shaped cereal*

Seth: *literally sitting in front of him as he scrolls through his phone* I hate ducks.

Lucifer: *gulps nervously*