#step 4) continue witnessing bottle smash into edge of counter and break in half. get elbow cut by jagged edge of one half of the bottle
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got mildly injured in the stupidest way this morning
#step 1) make tea for nan's. put mug of water in microwave to heat up#step 2) while waiting for microwave get the honey from the cabinet#step 3) witness as skinny heavy bottle of garlic infused olive oil that somebody put on the literal edge of the shelf#step 4) continue witnessing bottle smash into edge of counter and break in half. get elbow cut by jagged edge of one half of the bottle#step 5) stand defeated as you are positioned in a puddle of oil minced garlic and tiny glass shards#+ oil also splashed on self so down to last few items of clean clothes#also self smells like texas toast
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