#steaming cup of coffee

[shepscapades]

SHEP

DRAW MORE SLEEPY XISUMA

AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

(no pressure of <3)

ANYTHING FOR YOU ANONYMOUS

[chasingrainbowsforever]

~ Coffee Love ~

[corkinavoid]

The place I'm working at hired two new people recently, and apparently, I have a funny sneeze that they keep trying to replicate for hours after I ever sneeze or just every time they see me.

It was kind of funny the first few times - yes, I do sneeze like a sprayer, pshhhhhh, ha-ha, very amusing - but it has started being annoying lately. When I politely asked them to stop, they told me it's just funny and I should know how to take a joke, and besides, I was laughing at it before, so I should know it's funny.

Yeah, okay then.

So I, as their senior, told them to go clean the windows today. And every time they sprayed the glass, I kept saying bless you. They laughed a few times in the beginning.

When they were done, I went to the window, looked it over, then said it's not clean enough and made them repeat the process. I have no trouble handling the register and the coffee machine all alone, I've been doing it for months when we were understaffed.

When they were done, I made them do it again. And again.

Overall, they've spent about two and a half hours cleaning the glass, all while I kept saying bless you every time they sprayed the windows. When told it's not funny, I repeated the same shit they told me about taking a joke and how they laughed at it before.

By the third hour, they got the hint and finally apologized, and, thank fuck, next time I sneezed, no pshhhhh came from any of them.

Petty fucking revenge, my beloved.

That is to say, yes, I abused my power over them, yes, I could have tried explaining it in a civil way, but hey, the windows are sparkling clean and if you don't want to be subjected to meaningless labor, then maybe consider not being an asshole.

[blondebrainpowered]

The Addams Family, 1964

Gif by franken-hooker

[majormojarts]

Oh Deer ☕️

A set of commissions done for a client on Kofi. This was an interesting character to work with, they reminded me of DA OC's from the early days which I always have fun working on.

I don't have any background info, just that Alan Wake seems to be a big inspiration for the character! Anyways, I hope y'all enjoy two sort of different styles of commissions!

[cgclarkphoto]

Fresh steaming coffee -  cg photography

[rumeko]

space

[silly-kitty-101]

UNREQUITED STOBOTNIK MAKES ME SO SAD

[lesvegas]

[chasingrainbowsforever]

~ Good Morning ~

[rosanacafe]

Hot tea por Rosana Por Flickr: For Smile on Saturday: "Coffee or tea"..... late

[bloomfish]

Ive just read something obv written by an american where a british character "woke up to the smell of tea" LMAO like tea doesn't smell when you make it like coffee. someone would have to be holding it under her nose while she slept

[cgclarkphoto]

Hot cup to go -  cg photography

[monkeyssalad-blog]

CRESPIN, Adolphe. Cafés Torréfiés, L'Abeille d'Or, Adolphe Huybrechts, Anvers, 1893. by Halloween HJB

[inkcubusvt]

"you'll understand when you're older"

I DO?? I DO UNDERSTAND??

[randomfingthings]

idk how and or why i keep getting away with this but i dooooooo

(4 hrs left to do the last assignment......which is 3 hours required......which means ya bitch is still turning it in on time after alll 😎)