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[crystaldeclear]

Back in my stats merchant era now that the season is over

8 whole ass career bests in terms of G+A achieved this season:

Bukayo Saka | 25 (14G + 11A)

Gabi Martinelli | 20 (15G + 5A)

Leo Trossard | 20 (8G + 12A)

Martin Odegaard | 22 (15G + 7A)

Granit 😭🥺 | 14 (7G + 7A)

Big Willy Sailba | 3 (2G + 1A)

Aaron Ramsdale | 14 clean sheets

Benjamin Blanco | 7 (2G + 5A)

Team bests achieved this season (PL history):

88 goals scored, which beats the previous best record of 87 goals of 2004/05

26 wins, more ever in PL history for us

No red cards for the first time since the 90s which given the last two seasons counts as a massive win💀

Youngest team to finish second (might be 11/12 Man U but I cannot be bothered to check)

Comparing this season to last season, we finish with:

15 more points (84 pts v 69 pts)

7 less losses than last year (6 L vs 13 Ls)

27 (fucking) more goals (88G v 61G)

+32 goal difference more (45 GD vs 13 GD)