#statera: the smol

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A random statera has appeared and he wants to be picked up. "make me feel tall for a second."

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"Well this feels weird now so im just gonna take this off." The smol anon reaches up and pulls off his disguise "Ah now i can give proper introductions. I am named Statera."

nice to meet you!~

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"you know as i grow older in my middle age I've defiantly become more relaxed around sex, I mean yes, its very sweet to do the romantic dinner and the roses and the sensual romance. 9 times outta 10 tho I just wanna eat a weed brownie and have some fun sex"

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a soft sigh. "another christmas alone, such as things are I suppose."

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"Man where are all the christmas babes. truli a woesome holiday."

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"if were dating u better get me some shelves that I don't have to climb upon everyday. i want appropriate level high shelf so that I can grab my morning coffee without having to perform parkour."

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"it appears i have been claimed by a hot bitey grim reaper with the booba. truly life is turning out well."

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Commit Fuck? That's a new crime. Can you commit fuckery and fuck at the same time? Asking for a friend, of course.

"i have defiantly committed fuckery and fucked at the same time. i have this one story about how me and my friend uccidere fucked across the multiverse. i don't remember what happened he offered me this like ancient fucking since dawn of time wine we both took one sip and I think we woke up in the middle of a blackhole. i can only account that fuckery and fucking occurred because when I looked at my phone I had a bunch of new contacts and many texts and voicemails of various emotions."

"i also found out i had like a bounty a week later, that was fun."

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"sometimes i wanna commit fuck, sometimes i wanna fight and sometimes I wanna cry, emotions are weird."

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WHICH SYMBOLIC FRUIT ARE YOU ?

Clementine

In Chinese culture, clementines, known for their bright orange, waxy exterior, were symbolic of gold, and by extension, wealth, good fortune and abundance. Trees that bear clementines (or mandarins, as they're also known as) are often used to decorate the thresholds of Chinese households as a sign of good luck and prosperity. As lucky as Clementines may be, so are you and those around you. With a sunny disposition, and a knack for seeing the best in everyone, and the good in the world around you, you're someone who believes that the glass is always half full. Things can always be worse, and they will always get better, one way or another! Like the vibrant clementines you're known for bringing light to those who need it, and always bringing laughter to your friend group. However, such a bright exterior can sometimes hide a deep and lingering sadness. Remember: even the light sometimes has to dim, and even the sun has to set. Don't worry; it'll always come back.

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"Fate?" A coy smile as the man with bright blue eyes takes a seat looking upon the cards. Distinct scars upon his cheeks with white flowing hair. young face, old eyes. He presses a finger against his forehead closing his eyes as if to concentrate before placing a finger to a middle card as his eyes open. "middle card. neither left or right, balanced. what does the balanced card hold for my fate?"

" Select a card , and I'll tell you what the fates have in store for you ~ "

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"you kow being 4'7 in size i think tall people conspire to make shelfs as tall as possible..."

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"women are pretty. i know very divisive."

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"im honestly so glad i was drawn as an anime, now even when I'm 100 years old Ill still look like I'm 20."

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"i wish everyone with big booba a happy hope u get a massage to fix your spine ur more powerful then everyone else alive I respect you day."

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Arms crossed behind back as he looks and tilts his head between two pictures. "id fuck the twink king before i'd fuck the tv head. i dont see it."