#statcation

[statisticalcats2]

All the multi-verse chaos in NWH pulls Superior Iron Man!Tony into the MCU verse. He's wandering around, seeing murals of himself, figures out pretty quickly he's ended up in some parallel universe, is about to investigate more, when he's found by Spider-Man. He knows the Spider-Man in his own universe, knows he's Peter Parker, because he's Tony Stark and he knows everything, but there's not really any connection between them.

But this Spider-Man, this Peter, sees SIM!Tony and immediately pulls his mask off, revealing the most adoring, worshipful face SIM!Tony has ever seen, matched in tone by the sweetest voice softly calling in hopeful disbelief, "Mr. Stark? Tony?" And SIM!Tony has to stick around this guy for at least a little while now, this living example of the reverence he deserves.

So he sticks with Peter, who defends him from a suspicious Doctor Strange, and he stays with him as he actively goes against the wizard and sets off on some redemption quest for the gaggle of villains from other universes that have also ended up here. And he also gets to work on the side learning about his counterpart from this universe. It's already clear this world's Tony is dead and SIM!Tony is disappointed to learn it was some foolish sacrifice for the masses he should have ruled if he had been smarter.

But as he gets access to Tony's old systems and finds archives and archives documenting his private work and thoughts, SIM!Tony starts seeing a different picture. It had already been obvious that Peter adored this Tony but now SIM!Tony could see that Tony was obsessed with Peter in return. And he learns about Thanos and the Snap and the time travel plot and the Blip, and maybe this Tony never got around to reaching as high as he should have, but he's still Tony Stark, and SIM!Tony knows his mind, and it's clear to him that everything, everything, was for Peter. Not the trillions of other people and sapient lifeforms that had been Snapped. Only Peter. Tony wouldn't have done it at all if Peter hadn't been lost to him.

And Tony can make all the moral platitudes he wants, but no version of Tony Stark is stupid enough to think there would be any way to do what he did with absolutely no risk to the timeline or the present day. SIM!Tony knows that and he also knows Tony was still willing to risk it all just to get Peter back.

And now SIM!Tony's feeling an even stronger urge to stick around in this universe, with Peter, and see for himself what's so special about this boy that this world's Tony was willing to do, create, and destroy anything and everything for. Yeah, he's abandoning his own world, but this world's Tony clearly would have done the same thing. Peter must really be worth it.

[selfshiprequests]

hiiii! could i have a moodboard of magenta from rocky horror picture show, with themes of meat, clocks and old classic horror and maybe based on the song love shack by the b52s?

~Mod StatCat

[lovelyalchemistt]

statcat statcat i liek statcat yay

[rainbowratsstuff]

here's all the heart commissions I’ve done so far for @statcat-backup for the first two and @falasta for the last one. Thank you so much for commissioning me, it means a lot.

if you would like one of these you can commission me on my Ko fi here. 

https://ko-fi.com/rainbowrat/commissions 

[selfship-spice]

Welcome To Our Blog!

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With that said, let me introduce our team!

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[questionable-decision-comics]

Three years ago today, I went out on a first date with someone and I wasn’t expecting anything except to give my date the good first date she never had. When I kissed her and saw myself in the future with her waiting in line at Disney, I had to see where this goes. Three years later, we’re married. Happy third first date anniversary, Statcat. https://www.instagram.com/p/Co3tWw9uwfP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[raintailed]

EHEHHEHE

so i took a bunch of misfit characters and stuck them all in one group

left to right, up to down: bloom, bumble, logi, molly, nimbus, rainwalker, and violet

you can read more about them here!

[ballorawan740]

Lavender Farm ~ Summer Vacation

[statisticalcats2]

Other people: *hating on Sam for being "immature"*

Me, the child of overbearing parents (especially mom): 🫠

Sam's actually doing really good from my perspective. He helps take care of his little brother, he has a job, he's able to plan concerts outside of town, he's doing so good. But some things you'll have a lot more trouble seeing if you have no way to personally relate.

[selfshiprequests]

hello! apologies if i seem impatient, but did you get my request for airy from hfjone? i'm just worried about tumblr eating asks since this is my first time requesting from a blog 😅 if you did get it, i don't mean to rush you guys! thank you!

Sorry for late reply, we did get this request! We have quite a few requests and varying mod schedules and availability so requests may take some time to fill, but don't worry, we've received yours!

~ Mod StatCat

[cliffearts]

StatCat meets the Mystery Friends!

The process for inking and coloring this piece is on my YouTube channel.

[zichqec]

Artfight - Attack on @cliffe!

Decided to try something a bit different. I'm not very good with lots of details/complexity, but I wanted to have a go at StatCat anyways and see what happened XD

[namelessokamiart]

Stat Cat by NamelessOkami

Submitting a version here too, tah dahhh! Gift for @cliffearts

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[cilldaracailin]

Staycation Day something or other ('cos I realised that I had numbered the days wrong but anyway...)

Off I went to Sligo and hit the curse of Sundays and Bank Holidays of the west of Ireland where nothing opens or doesn't open until 12pm. I arrived in Sligo at 10.30ish am. 🙄. So I walked for a bit in the pouring rain before I went back to the car and sat in it for an hour until the shops opened and they were far and few between. I'm spoilt where I live as the shops open every day, including Sundays and Bank Holidays but it's not unusual for the West of Ireland to follow the old tradition of closing on Sundays.

Here is a photo of Sligo...

I then moved onto a place called Standhill which is where you can go to learn to surf. Really fab beach and thankfully the rain stopped!

There is another flat table top mountain here in Sligo called Benbulben. It can pretty much be seen from all the places I drove around today. Not the best photo but I can't drive and take photos as I drive cos that's a no no and dangerous! 🙈

Next I headed for a place called Coney Island which you can only reach when the tide is out. The tide was out but I wasn't taking the change to drive across the sand. Two cars did but i saw them stop halfway across so yeah no thanks...

Next I went to a place called Drumcliff where W. B. Yeats is buried. He was an Irish poet and a really important figure in Irish literature. He was also involved in opening the Abbey Theatre in Dublin.

I then headed to a beach called Streedagh which is a beautiful beach and the sun really came out as I arrived so I sat for an hour on the sand, just enjoying the weather.

I then headed along the wild atlantic way towards Mullaghmore Head and my goodness when the sun shines, Ireland is stunning! Just beautiful...

I have a ten photo limit and could post so many more but I think it gives an idea.

So that's my statcation done. I'm headed back home tomorrow which is sad (cos holidays are nearly over the thoughts of work is killing me) but it is always nice to go home.

And I have my second vaccine on wednesday. It was booked for Saturday but I cancelled it as I was on holidays and was given a new date for wednesday which suits better.

Its been a lovely 6 days and though sitting on a sun lounger in Spain is always fun, Ireland is stunning, even more so when we get the weather and it was a fun adventure to drive around. I must get a map of Ireland and draw out the route because I literally went from east to sout east, then south west, then west to north west. Really county hopped!

Suze xx

[blackcat-666666-blog]

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[brianknoxmcgugan]

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