#starting to think i should just have a tired/sleeping snoopy tag

[onesnoopyaday]

Snoopy #50

20/11/2024

[ellinights]

lemme switch it up

NCT 127 as your babysitters

oh yeah today we’re doing nct 127. who’s excited? mE! ok stop lee stop

yes, today i’ll be writing about the boys of nct 127 and watch me roast these boys while doing this aha.

Taeil

oh mr moon

i would say he’s gonna be the uncle babysitter but he tries his best fr

he tries to take care of the kids but...

it didn’t go so well

he always panics midway when the kids are doing something “stupid” (stupid, according to taeil)

cause he’s o l d and doesn’t have the energy to go and stop then sjjsjs

so he tries to stop them like this, “g-guys no no no don’t climb up there”

he’s panicky and all so his voice would be almost inaudible so, the kids couldn’t hear

proceeds to ruin the whole house and he doesn’t know what to do.

i just feel he ain’t a babysitter who can be stern to kids sjjsjsjsj

oh also i feel he’ll make himself look stupid with his dance moves to make himself look “cool” in front of the kids

would give them his life advices and then it’s too deep probably the kids wouldn’t understand a single thing

oh, also probably might think the plants are veggies and proceeds to feed them to the kids.

and the parents comes back and see the mess their child has done

and taeil just looking at the parents, trying to put off a contended smile

the parents just sighed and pat taeil’s shoulder at least he tried his best

Taeyong

the only capable babysitter out of nct sorry to spill it out peeps

he’s just naturally good with kids that’s all

since he has this caring nature around him, he’ll do well in taking care the kids

would cook the best kids culinary dish for the little kiddos

even feeds them for god’s sake.

oh, and also, plays with them after eating, or join the kids as they do colouring, reads for them storybooks. cute :”)

the kids might mistaken him as jack frost cause they look similar oof

also he’s a great great great listener. would listen and look at the kid in the eye as he listens to them

also good at taming bratty kids

there’s something magical about how the way he speaks, that makes the kids obedient towards him

during nap time, tucks them to bed nicely :”) and on those fairy light [this is so cute i can’t]

oh he’ll do the extra mile and clean the whole house while the kids are asleep, cause we all know taeyong is a clean freak

the parents of the kids, coming back home with a clean house,

would 100% call him again for the service and his face cause have yall seen taeyong’s visuals??

Johnny

oh johnny seo

he’ll act more of like the brother instead of a babysitter

90% he’ll play with the kids, and 10% he’ll do something else with the kids

probably suggests the idea of playing tag around the house or hide and seek

and then crashes the whole house cause we all know johnny is a wild child

also would encourage the kids to do pranks on the neighbour like— johnny you are a bad influence D:<

johnny and the kids maybe had too much fun that he forgot to give them lunch HAHA

plays toys with them, do these weird sound effects with the toys jsjsjjs

teases the poor kiddos a lot, i’m 99.9% sure he’ll make them cry

and when they cry, he’s gonna turn into this soft big bear awwwww

tries to make them happy again and apologise, doing funny faces or jokes to make the kiddos smile :”)))))

nap time is the kids’ favourite time. cause how doesn’t wanna sleep on a human bear like johnny?

parents will come back to either an absolute mess or a soothing environment at home

or the neighbours complaining to them about johnny and the kids doing pranks on them

Yuta

mr nakamoto huh

it’s hard for me to picture him

the first thing that comes into my mind is he’ll teach the kids his own native language

or tell them interesting facts about japan

i think he’ll also be a very stern babysitter

if the kids are misbehaving, he’ll give this one stare

the kids will get scared and probably not do it again

he’s also like johnny, plays tag with the kids too

but he’ll more subtle and gentle pfffff

nap times will be his favourite cause as scary as it sounds, he loves to watch kids fall asleep

in my opinion, i think he’ll feel it’s the cutest thing to see them snoozed out after play time

his eyes are so beautiful like i can’t even— he’ll stare fondly at the children with those eyes

AWWWWW CUTE

parents would always come back seeing yuta caressing the kids to sleep :”)

the parents would silently cry at the cuteness right in front of them

Doyoung

this bunny

would throw a tantrum to the kids 24/7

especially when the kids disobey his words ( like always pfff )

yeah. that’s basically it.

jkjk

the atmosphere in the house is like a war zone

a war between the kids and doyoung

he would be chasing them to eat or asking them to take a nap cause the kids don’t wanna listen apparently (brats lol)

the neighbours might feel a little concerned why that little peaceful house is as if on fire

once he finally caught the kids in his arms (finally god i’ve been waiting doyoung) he’ll give them a good lecture, for the 378273737th time

the kids eventually would feel tired and then dozed off, that’s where he felt victory was in his hands

parents would come home seeing doyoung pass out on the floor cause he tired ™

once doyoung is awake, he’ll complain non stop about how the kids are so naughty to the parents which always make the couple laugh

jaehyun

oh my mr jung jaehyun damn

he’ll be the best babysitter, after taeyong for me

such a sweetheart, a heartthrob

i bet the kids would have a crush on him for being so handsome oof

like taeyong, he’ll cook a 5 star kids cuisine for them

but instead of playing toys with them, he’ll do something much more relaxing with the kids

like taeyong maybe some colouring, or watch kids shows with them, tell them stories and reenact it to them

o h. or maybe have a mini ball in the living room where the kids pretend that they’re royals

and jaehyun would dance with them with slow classical music like a prince

o h m y g o d my h e a r t.... this ain’t good for me :”)

oh nap time, he’ll be patting them to sleep. tucking them into their beds, sing a song while watching them sleep

when the parents come home, trust me the parents couldn’t help to notice how handsome jaehyun is oof— totally forgot about their own kids and focus on jaehyun

maybe they’ll ask him to stay and talk with him just to admire his face HAHHAHAH

Winwin

yes he’s still in nct in general don’t forget about him

for some people, they’ll think he’s someone who’s clueless

but i feel he’ll be a babysitter who tries to fulfill any needs of the kids

they ask him to make ice cream, he’ll do it, if the kids wants him to act while he tells stories, HE WOULD FUCKING DO IT no matter how stupid it is

i see him as the babysitter who doesn’t really cook from scratch

he mostly just use ready-to-eat foods to feed the kids, like those dino nuggets. oh yeah

sometimes i feel he’s more like a baby than the actual kids

maybe the kids have to take care of him instead jsjsjjs

oh i also picture him piggyback the kids very often!

nap time, i cant picture how he’ll do it. he’s definitely not someone who watches the kids to sleep

i think once he tucked the kids in he’ll go out from the room just to give them privacy

i think he also wants his own time after a hard day of taking care of the kids so he’ll rest in the hall

parents would could back home seeing winwin on his phone in the living room

and the parents will start doubting if he actually took care of their children

but soon they were assured when they see their kids tucked nicely in bed

Jungwoo

snoopy boi or aka seungwoo’s son imo kssksj

such a softie™

he’ll be the baby and the kids are the babysitters

lolol jkjk

i see him as a mischievous babysitter that’s all i wanna say

i think he’ll focus more on playing with the kids

he would do the extend and buy them costumes and dress them up to do a fashion show jsjsjsjs

or they’ll play pretend and they’ll be in their own story making up the storylines as they go

watch jungwoo be sassy and all while he’s into his character

or do their makeup and nails icb—

also, he would purposely act cute to the kids so they’ll listen to him i—

such a sneaky little snoopy

or would play board games and cheat so he could win

this cute devil

oh and nap time, he won’t do it like how the members do, he’ll tuck them to bed, and then proceeds to tell a ghost story

so they kids would be afraid to sleep sjjsjsjsj

or scare them while they’re about to sleep

the parents would come home seeing their kids running while crying to them because they’re too scared of the story jungwoo told pfff—

and jungwoo at the corner, shrugging while snickering

Mark

aha this awkward lil bean

he’ll be awkward 24/7

not knowing what to do or how to take care of the kids

how did he even get the job tho

he’ll just probably freeze all the time, watching the kids do stuffs as he don’t know if he should join or what

but sooner or later he starts to mix in

of course sits awkward at first, but he slowly brings up small talks and then from there he starts talking the the kids

i don’t see him as someone who’ll give the kids physical affection, maybe just a pat on the head or on the back that’s it

i think he spends more time just talking to the kids, not much physical interaction

but i would feel he’s a great listener when the kids start talking about absolute anything

i feel mark is a genuine listener, he’s always on all ears when it comes to people telling him their days

we all know he can’t cook sjjsjsjsj so maybe he’ll prepare ready-to-eat food as well like winwin

nap time, he isn’t intimate as the other members but i somehow imagined he’ll fist bump the kids and say “have a good sleep kiddos” before walking out of room

parents would come home seeing an awkward mark again, standing in a corner as he’s too scared to sit on guest’s couches sjjsjs

Haechan

this little devil

he’s gonna tease the kids 24/7

pick fights with the kids as well

absolutely the brattiest babysitter ever

would force the kids to do stuffs for him sjjsjs

like take water for him, etc

but he’s sensible enough to know he should treat kids that way

or is he?

anyways, he’s a kid himself so he’ll play along with the kids with their toys

and maybe steal some of them cause he likes the toys

would accidentally break the toys too cause he’s too excited to play with it lol

and then the kids cry, and he’ll cry too cause his new favourite toy got broken

what a cute baby heh

he knows how to cook but isn’t as good as taeyong or jaehyun so he’ll cook something simple for the kids to eat

nap time, he and the kids will play tickle fights until they’re exhausted and then finally decided to sleep lol

when the kids are asleep i can imagine him saying goodbye and the stick out his tongue playfully before leaving the room

or sometimes there isn’t a nap time cause haechan will tickle them to death and the kids get hyper again

the parents would come home seeing haechan playing the kids’ toys or haechan and the kids having their tickle fights

OR them playing toys

end of story sjjsjsjs

okay.

that’s longer than i planned it to be oops

the C in NCT stands for crackheads btw.

wbk.

anyways i hope you guys enjoyed this nct 127 one. i’ve been wanting to make these cause i thought it would really funny. requests are open guys so if you guys wanna request go ahead but don’t forget to read my pinned post to see the lists of groups i write for

[cosmosogler]

hi guys.

i was gonna start writing on time, but then i got distracted, and then i got sick for a while, so now it is almost exactly 10.

umm... woke up on time. that was cool. even though i had SO MUCH trouble falling asleep last night. going to bed at the same time every night (after meditating even!!!) just doesn’t... work for me, not very well at all.

the lack of sleep also made it very hard to remember what i was dreaming about so i lost that too. i feel like i’m being irresponsible, somehow, for forgetting.

i left for class on time but pedestrians can’t seem to not walk in front of the bus in the middle of the street so it took like 25 minutes to get to the physics building, at which point i barely made it to class in time. but no one showed up for five minutes after that so i guess i was early anyway! a few of us were there... keegan and jennica and i think soham was there too. i have trouble keeping track of people i don’t spend a lot of time talking to.

the professor just kept going and going... even after class was over... more than five minutes overtime. i didn’t have enough time to go to the bathroom before the next class started so i just stood and tried to breathe and felt kind of ill. i asked suzanne if she’d like a copy of my notes since she’s at the funeral. she said yeah. it was nice to have a goal. but the quantum professor was extraordinarily unfocused today. i was actually keeping track of the topic and he would write stuff down and ignore it and never come back to it, or he would write a few things down and then say “forget that” and change the topic or contradict himself. i wrote a few angry notes in with the diagrams and unfinished tables and stuff.

then i called the psychiatrist’s office and verified that they had my information. the scheduling guy told me that my previous doctor had sent 14 pages’ worth of medication history and stuff. i kind of laughed and said “yeah, that sounds about right” and he just hummed. i guess it’s ok he didn’t think it was very funny.

i’ve tried a lot of medications.

then it was time for lab!!! i worked with harrison again today since jennica was teamed up with rebika. in the future i’m going to try to work with someone new every week or two. except taylor, i don’t think we’d get the lab done very efficiently. he decided to work at the front table today, directly in front of me and harrison. and he was also the only person in the room who was standing during the intro. and also moving back and forth every time i tried to lean to see around him. i almost headbutted harrison on accident trying to see around taylor moving further and further to the right.

during lunch i was hangin out with chuck (the supervisor) and jennica and harrison and we were talking about halloween and stuff we used to do as small children. i have... a lot of memories actually? i hate them.

most of them. i don’t have a lot of “definitely good” childhood memories. even really funny ones get kind of overshadowed by “and then i got spat on” or “and then i got pushed into a mud puddle” or “and then i got tied to a soccer goal.”  stories about mom or dad are worse.

when we were heading back to the lab to finish the second half i kind of half-smiled and said “oh, yeah, i guess there’s a reason i don’t think about my childhood a lot. i’m kinda sad now.” 

harrison gave me an odd look and said “you get sad a lot.”

i thought about it for a minute, trying to figure out how to make a stupid joke or pun, but then i just went with a sharp “...yes.” as in, that is true.

he said “that wasn’t a compliment.”

at the time i laughed and said “i didn’t take it as one” but now that i think about it i’m not sure what he was getting at there.

i mean from my classmates’ perspectives i think i just shared a couple of goofy childhood stories about the time my cousin and i (~2 and ~3, respectively) ran over the christmas tree with the barbie jeep we’d just unwrapped, and then suddenly i was super bummed. that’s pretty weird! 

in my head i started thinking about my relationship with my cousin and how weak it is. 

that and thinking about my childhood always has a sort of invisible air of dread and foreboding about it. it’s so hard to form positive memories when they are interlaced with getting punted or told i’m retarded! i wonder why!!!

oh and also my heart problem made everything hurt all the time forever. that explains the dread i guess.

after lab i worked on an optional e&m exercise for a while because i have bad time management skills. it did actually help in class though, knowing that i set up the problem almost right, and that the integral at the end wasn’t actually something i could just solve. the professor didn’t do anything weird but i had a lot of trouble figuring out what he wrote on the board when he decided to write on the far wall by the door so i had to look over everyone else in the class’ heads.

after that i went to the office and talked to jennica about what the plan for the evening was. what i wanted to do was goof off for an hour or so and then get to work back at home. what jennica and the others wanted to do was work hard for an hour or so and then goof off at the bar all evening. so i just went home at 4 instead.

guess whooooooo didn’t get any work done tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i got home i was so tired... i caught up on weekly internet stuff instead. and i finally took care of snoopy’s rabies tag stuff. then i went to the apartment-wide birthday party held for everyone born in september. i was the only one who showed up besides the office people and their friends.

then it started pouring so i ran back home before things got too rowdy in the sky.

after that i just had no energy and i’m not sure where the time went. i made a little dinner but got too sick to keep eating halfway through. i only had one slice of cake and some chips... i didn’t think it was that bad. but i guess it was! i felt crummy all evening.

but like... i don’t know how it’s been 3 hours since dinner. maybe 2 i could understand, but i don’t know where the time went. well, thinking back, i guess 3 makes sense. maybe it’s more surprising how much screwing around i’ve been able to accomplish in only three hours.

i guess sending my notes over to suzanne felt helpful. like, sorry about hounding you about the homework all day every weekend, but here’s some class notes! hope that totally makes up for being super annoying!!

i was on the bus listening to some tunes when the thought popped into my head, “i want to die.” it was confusing and weird and i’m not sure where it came from. it didn’t really come with any of the usual reasoning and in fact i was feeling pretty calm at the time. so my reaction was more of a “what? no i don’t,” than a “yeah i’m stupid, i should.”

but it is still there, so it’s bothersome. i’m seeing the psychiatrist on monday. changing my meds is really risky... not changing them is kinda risky too though honestly. especially considering that i’m just the special kind of person whose brain makes them stop working after a while! an evolving depression supervirus.

i’m dumb, i took it for granted that my meds would just keep working, surely THIS time they won’t mysteriously stop working, as they have for the last five years straight!! 

i know i realized a long time ago that i don’t seem to be able to get better. i’m just... like this. i knew that already. but being reminded is kind of a bummer. last time i thought about this i kept going, and the time before that, and the time before that... but a lifetime is a long time to be like this. just to be.

that was probably a really worrying thing to say. sorry. i’ll try to talk to my classmates a little more tomorrow. chip away at the isolation... very slowly...

oh and also tomorrow i’m going to buy a bike! i got my paycheck today. i need to adjust my budget... not sure how i feel about riding a bike on the road, considering the bicyclists i know who’ve gotten hit, but it’s going to be a lot easier on my shoulders i think if i can put my groceries in a basket or something instead.

i don’t really want to sleep. but i’m not makin a lot of headway tonight. 

HOLY COW! MY PAYCHECK IS HUGE NOW!!! last time it wasn’t even enough for rent and food every month, but i think i can manage with this now!!!! like i might even manage to build up some emergency savings.

i didn’t stretch today. didn’t get around to it. i will meditate for a few minutes before bed though even though it didn’t help me sleep last night. 

it’s very strange. i don’t think about a lot when i go to bed especially after i clear my head a little. i’m just awake, forever. i’ll shift positions every now and then and realize hey, i’m still awake. hasn’t it been a while now? 

my life has been a dumpster fire for 25 years straight but at least i can do basic physics velocity labs really well. 

that’s the kind of positive thinking i need!!! who cares about all this stuff i can’t do, it’s the little things that count!!!!! my ideas and personality and thoughts are garbage but i can put 2 and 2 together!!!!!!!!!

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