#stanleypineskin

[fictionkinfessions]

Realizing that Shermie was too young to remember me before I was thrown out and that our parents never told him about me fucking sucks. He only knew about Ford. He thought he only had one older brother. What do I even say to that?

-Stanley Pines

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[pineappleprince4122-blog]

the songs that elicit the strongest kin feelings for me are:

Under the boardwalk

Remember (walking in the sand) (that one makes my thoughts drift to someone I used to maybe date or something)

Itsy Bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini

wipeout

and

Pineapple Princess

[kinaestheticz-blog]

🌲Stan Pines Aesthetic🌲

For anon -Mod Peter

[kinconnect]

Stanley Pines from Gravity Falls looking for Ford or Shermie. Fans and I were closer to Shermie in my canon. I was also ftm, and we went to Hawaii or some other tropical place when we were young.

[kincalling]

hey,I'm Ford kin from Gravity Falls and I'm looking for a Stanley 0: ( please message me at cytoplasmicford !!! )

cytoplasmicford

!!

- Mod Peasley

[fictionkinfessions]

I miss my family. I know I could reach out and find them, if I tried - our canon is pretty popular. But I guess I'm just.... Oh, fine, I guess I'm just afraid to. There are so many other mes here, why would they ever want me? I was a screw-up in almost all my canon memories and I'm a screw-up here, too. I can't hold a job and I never go out or do anything. All I do is make things worse for myself and everyone around me, and it seems like that's all I've ever done. So... I just don't see the point in looking for my family, no matter how badly I want to see them. I'd just disappoint them, again.

- Stanley Pines #🌌🌲 (if that isn't taken)

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[fictionkinfessions]

( Please post 8/31 if you can )

Happy birthday kiddos !! Ya didn't hear this from me but,, Sixer n' I miss you tons. Come back soon, y'hear me?

Love you, Dipper, Mabel

— Grunkle Stan

( Stanley Pines )

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[fictionkinfessions]

(Please post 8/31 if you can, or as close to it as possible)

Happy birthday Dipper and Mabel!!!! Lights of my life, I love you kids so damn much and I hope you’re having the best day ever.

— Stanley Pines

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[fictionkinfessions]

found out im stan pines!!

also my brother is ford!! so i dont need to miss him because hes right there!!!

(plus one time i joked we were twins in all but age- look how that turned out!!!)

- stanley pines (#🌕📃👽)

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[fictionkinfessions]

I was about to be like “huh I’ve never had a Bill dream despite being… this character” even though I AM newly kinfirmed and then last night I had the worst sleep paralysis I’ve ever had in my damn life and it felt like being tortured by him. He fucking showed me, I guess

— Stanley Pines

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[fictionkinfessions]

To my Ford who just snarkily said “pun intended!” beside me when I started coughing and smacking my chest while smoking and went “holy smokes” between gasps for breath, fuck you. This is out of love. I know he’ll read this.

— Stanley Pines

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[fictionkinfessions]

As much as I genuinely miss Gravity Falls and my life there, I’m really happy nowadays my biggest worry is that I miss a spot or two while shaving and isn’t… y’know, the actual apocalypse.

— Stanley Pines

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[fictionkinfessions]

Seeing the love posts from the kids genuinely makes me feel like the best and proudest Grunkle in the world. And for the record, I know there’s a ton of Fords on here already, but my Ford misses you guys TERRIBLY too. He’s just a little too much of a dinosaur to regularly post on tumblr, bahaha.

— Stanley Pines

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I just found this blog and seeing so many Stanfords, I thought we were twins, not whatever-let’s, I think we would make an army out of all the yous here alone! We’d be unstoppable!

- Stanley Pines

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[fictionkinfessions]

Oh I have got a fucking funny answer for canon jobs.

I kin a variety of criminals. Stanley pines, conman. Lupin III, the world's greatest thief. A couple of mobsters, a LOT of comic supervillains. At least one mercenary

Next week I start a job as security in a reentry center/halfway house for convincts lmfao.

I do also kin a bunch of detectives, it's like my #1 kintrope. (My #2 to me Is criminals lmfao) I suppose it's fitting I get a job in one of the only ethical places in the justice system.

[fictionkinfessions]

oh hi the sleep question is directed at ME!! if i get stuck in too deep of a Stanley Pines (gravity falls) kin shift i cannot sleep unless i'm listening to ocean noises. like i just cant sleep. i wish i could be on a boat so bad during those times i think the gentle rocking would heal my soul. there r a few other shifts where i need specific kinds of white noise, which is so strange considering i usually hate having any sound when i sleep. i guess sometimes i like being able to pretend im back there, and sound helps a lot. but stan is a super specific example of which i got so used to how goooodddd sleeping on a boat is...