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ooo so we're sharing recipes now? well get ready for

GREEN BEANS AND BACON WITH STANLEY PINES!!

ingredients ( for two to four servings, this is my own recipe so im not entirely sure ): one can of green beans, three strips of bacon, one and a half spoonfuls of minced garlic, Italian seasoning blend, pepper, shredded mozzarella or parmesan cheese ( your choice )

tools: medium sized pot, medium sized pan, knife, something to stir with

1. open the can of green beans and drain the juices out. pour them into the pot and turn on your stove to medium. sir semi-regularly throughout the recipe

2. get your pan and grease it however you wish. fry the bacon in the pan, add pepper.

3. put the bacon on a plate with a paper towel on it. pat the bacon to remove excess grease. Then cut the bacon into small squares ( split the bacon down the middle horizontally for smaller bites ).

4. put the bacon as well as a select amount of the grease from the pan into the pot with the green beans. stir.

5. add the minced garlic and italian seasoning. dont feel afraid to over season it, this recipe is very forgiving and it WILL taste good. stir until thoroughly mixed.

6. sprinkle on your cheese, stir only a little bit.

YOU'RE DONE!!! enjoy!!

party note i love the enrgy here but please no more food recipes messages from anyone! thank you!

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Hey! I know I'm probably late, but: Dipper, Mabel, happy birthday! You kids were the best thing that could have happened to a crotchety old fart like me. Thanks for, y'know, everything. I'm sure if Ford was here he'd say the same thing. We love you, kids. - Grunkle Stanley Pines (To the Mods, please post this on August 31st, if possible!! If not, hey, that's on me.)

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the songs that elicit the strongest kin feelings for me are:

Under the boardwalk

Remember (walking in the sand) (that one makes my thoughts drift to someone I used to maybe date or something)

Itsy Bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini

wipeout

and

Pineapple Princess

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🌲Stan Pines Aesthetic🌲

For anon -Mod Peter

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Stanley Pines from Gravity Falls looking for Ford or Shermie. Fans and I were closer to Shermie in my canon. I was also ftm, and we went to Hawaii or some other tropical place when we were young.

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hey,I'm Ford kin from Gravity Falls and I'm looking for a Stanley 0: ( please message me at cytoplasmicford !!! )

cytoplasmicford

!!

- Mod Peasley

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Realizing that Shermie was too young to remember me before I was thrown out and that our parents never told him about me fucking sucks. He only knew about Ford. He thought he only had one older brother. What do I even say to that?

-Stanley Pines

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I miss my family. I know I could reach out and find them, if I tried - our canon is pretty popular. But I guess I'm just.... Oh, fine, I guess I'm just afraid to. There are so many other mes here, why would they ever want me? I was a screw-up in almost all my canon memories and I'm a screw-up here, too. I can't hold a job and I never go out or do anything. All I do is make things worse for myself and everyone around me, and it seems like that's all I've ever done. So... I just don't see the point in looking for my family, no matter how badly I want to see them. I'd just disappoint them, again.

- Stanley Pines #🌌🌲 (if that isn't taken)

party note: I do not check if custom tags are taken, please check for yourself if they’re free to use and then go from there! Thank you!

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( Please post 8/31 if you can )

Happy birthday kiddos !! Ya didn't hear this from me but,, Sixer n' I miss you tons. Come back soon, y'hear me?

Love you, Dipper, Mabel

— Grunkle Stan

( Stanley Pines )

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(Please post 8/31 if you can, or as close to it as possible)

Happy birthday Dipper and Mabel!!!! Lights of my life, I love you kids so damn much and I hope you’re having the best day ever.

— Stanley Pines

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found out im stan pines!!

also my brother is ford!! so i dont need to miss him because hes right there!!!

(plus one time i joked we were twins in all but age- look how that turned out!!!)

- stanley pines (#🌕📃👽)

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I was about to be like “huh I’ve never had a Bill dream despite being… this character” even though I AM newly kinfirmed and then last night I had the worst sleep paralysis I’ve ever had in my damn life and it felt like being tortured by him. He fucking showed me, I guess

— Stanley Pines

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To my Ford who just snarkily said “pun intended!” beside me when I started coughing and smacking my chest while smoking and went “holy smokes” between gasps for breath, fuck you. This is out of love. I know he’ll read this.

— Stanley Pines

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As much as I genuinely miss Gravity Falls and my life there, I’m really happy nowadays my biggest worry is that I miss a spot or two while shaving and isn’t… y’know, the actual apocalypse.

— Stanley Pines

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Seeing the love posts from the kids genuinely makes me feel like the best and proudest Grunkle in the world. And for the record, I know there’s a ton of Fords on here already, but my Ford misses you guys TERRIBLY too. He’s just a little too much of a dinosaur to regularly post on tumblr, bahaha.

— Stanley Pines

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I just found this blog and seeing so many Stanfords, I thought we were twins, not whatever-let’s, I think we would make an army out of all the yous here alone! We’d be unstoppable!

- Stanley Pines

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