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lolololol that’s the second time i’ve heard someone banging on their door while they were going bananas up there yelling at each other.
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for context, one of the neighbors who lives above me was just banging and slamming shit and running around with cinder block shoes for like... what, five hours??? it was four pm on the dot by the time they piled outta their flat.
turns out it was a group of younger, fuckhole violets who were having a hive party....
in a hivestem.
OKAY SO MY HANDS ARE ABOUT TWO SECONDS FROM BEING THROWN.
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my upstairs neighbors woke me up. :,B
shit boy i die....
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i played a game with my matesprit today!!! im the blue on the left ehehehe!
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why is my kismesis an actual fucking idiot.
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oh yeah!
lookit this old picture of casey i found! they’re great.
i miss them...
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so robbie went out with a new friend earlier and when he came back about an hour ago, he relaxed for a bit before wanting to make coffee.
that was a half hour ago.
i just walked into the nutrition block and found him standing like this, completely and utterly zoned out.
his coffee isn’t even steaming anymore.
i’m fucking giggling....
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@cinnabarf
do you wanna hang out?
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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it’s not gonna be some bullshit empire movie either it’s by a couple of independent film makers.
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what do you call a man with a shovel in his head??
a mediculler concidering he’s got a rather serious head wound.
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my chest is still a bit tender and i hate it... >:B
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thotticus 2000 needs a new place to recouperate, more at 12.
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jake, getting excited about coffee and while he’s setting up the coffee machine he just yells KOBE and dabs.
also jake, realizing i’m right behind him and watching all his antics with diamonds in my eyes:
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