#stand together facing a war ; scottishremedy au

[agentrcmedy]

𝒜 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓅𝓊𝓁𝓁𝑒𝒹 𝓂𝑒 𝒪𝓊𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝓇𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓇𝓂𝓈 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒹𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒷𝒶𝓇 𝒮𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓅𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝓂𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝒾𝓃 𝒷𝒶𝓇𝒷𝑒𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓇𝑒 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝓎 𝒹𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓈, 𝓌𝑜𝑜𝓁 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝓇𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑜𝓃𝓈 𝒪𝓃𝑒 𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓁𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝑔𝑜𝓁𝒹 𝓉𝒾𝑒𝒹 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊

~ ScottishRemedy (MelinaxAlec) also featuring NPCs Sebastian and Caolan

created for @becomelions

[agentrcmedy]

"Jesus, Alec...Talk about a 0-100 response..." The musical lilt of her softer voice was laced with amusement as her own arms crossed over her body in a mirror against his actions, the hint of a smile dancing at her lips. The dangerous man who now lay unconscious on the floor of her bar was a misogynist and an utter prick, yes, yet she still could not condone what the Scottish man was suggesting, even if the snort of laughter from her dearest friend from behind them was his way of saying that he supported such a response from the warrior. Caolan walked up beside her and flipped the bird at the limp form in warning, even though the fallen angel knew his gesture would not be seen.

"We are not castrating this clown in my bar!" she exclaimed as she tried to stifle her laughter at both of the men on either side of her, doing her best to sound stern and adamant even though their idea of justice was pretty humorous, if not extremely outdated. "That is not something we do here, okay? He is an asshat, I'll give you both that. But as you can see, it's handled now. He's unconscious...and we can simply throw him out of the building...no need for anything further." She was appreciative that they were being protective, yet she did not want cops sniffing around here, nor for this random man to cause any further uproar in her safe haven.

“ that is … literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. “ (Alec)

His brow arched, looking over at her with a briefly confused expression before he begins mumbling to himself. “...No that can’t be right, I remember gettin’ away with that…oh..” The realization that was over one hundred years ago hit him and he had to pause a moment as his hand lifted to scratch at the back of his head while a sheepish smile started to spread on the Scotsman’s face. “Right…” He chuckles a bit as he nods in further understanding. “Okay, so scratch that plan then. Alright, lass?” His arms move to now cross over broad chest as he goes back to thinking. Sometimes he got certain laws mixed up after so many years, some started to blur together. Seemed this was one of those times. Still, it was a good idea if that hadn’t been a problem like it had been long ago. A hand lifted to run over his beard as he thought before icy blue eyes were directed downwards to the smaller figure. “If my idea is so bad then, why don’t ye come up with something better?” He offers not with attitude but as a suggestion. “See if ye can, if not then we might have to figure out how to make mine more legal or just try to get away with it.” Alec shrugs, letting her take the lead with this one.

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