#stancest babies drabbles

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How do you feel about a stancest baby?

I love the idea of a stancest baby because Stan 100% would be an amazing Dad.

If it’s an mpreg scenario, which I can totally see happening because Ford made Stan drink a weird potion or preformed a ritual or something, we are going to assume all the medical issues that would happen with an incest baby is fixed because Ford is a literal genius who’s been around the multiverse.

One, Stan being pregnant is something I can make a whole post about, but in summary Ford absolutely loves it. He got Stan pregnant with HIS baby. He’s basically tied Stan to himself even MORE permanently, and if they ever get separated again (which they won’t, Ford nor Stan would allow that to happen,) Stan would always have a piece of Ford with him.

Stan is kind of iffy on the whole pregnancy before he grew attached to the baby and had Ford assure him everything would be fine. After that he’s ecstatic! He’s always wanted to be a Dad (and no, Ford, he will not let the baby call him Mommy. He is still a man goddammit, even if he’s currently 8 months pregnant,) and is pretty great with kids. He immediately starts picking out names for both a boy and a girl (he secretly really wants a girl. What can he say, he’s a girl Dad,).

While Stan wants the gender to be a surprise— he’s a gambling man at heart, what can he say? Ford is METICULOUSLY keeping track of everything about the babies. Yes, babies.

IT TWIN’S Y’ALL.

(Two girls, Stan is going to be so happy!)

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AYO DO Urm... have any more thoughts about erm ,....... pregnant stan . hehe .. -journal420

Hello Journal420!!! Yes, I have many more thoughts about pregnant Stan.

So, Stan honestly really enjoys being pregnant. Mainly because of how much Ford panders to him during the time. He mentions how his feet hurt, Ford is already peeling off Stan’s shoes to give him a foot massage. Stan mentions a craving he has at 3 a.m. ? Ford is marching to the nearest convenience store, eager to get Stan whatever he needed.

Of course there are plenty of things Stan doesn’t enjoy. His weight, something he’s always been insecure about, has skyrocketed. It makes sense, of course. It happens when you’re pregnant, but no matter how many times Ford explains to Stan that it’s completely natural and it’s actually healthy, Stan feels embarrassed by it. Ford on the other hand LOVES Stan’s weight gain. His love for big hairy men is something the Stancest community talks about all the time and I heavily subscribe to that belief.

Ford thinks Stan looks absolutely beautiful. His skin is glowing, he looks happier and happier everytime the babies move, and Ford just can’t help but fall a little more in love with Stan everytime he goes on a rant about how pricey baby supplies are.

When the twins are born, Stan and Ford are over the moon. Stan is crying, Ford is crying, the babies are crying, everyone is crying.

They name them Evangeline (Ford’s pick) and Elodie (Stan’s pick). Then they all live happily ever after!

(This is making me think about Stan having to breast feed… 👀)

Now I know what all of you were REALLY waiting, so here’s some kinky stuff :)

Ford 100% has a breeding kink. This is his dream scenario come true, and he lets Stan know that every time they have sex. Which is a lot more often now that Stan is pregnant because his hormones are going wild.

(Ford is just always horny for Stan, so it’s a win/win situation for him!)

He refers to himself as “Daddy,” and Stan as “Mommy,” much to Stan’s displeasure. But it’s hard to complain when you’re being fucked within an inch of your life by your horndog brother.

Stan is able to completely embrace his pillow princess behavior and just lay down and take it.

While Ford is rutting into him like a madman, Stan gets to lay on his back, hips supported with pillows, and enjoy the ride.

Ford makes it his mission to get Stan to see how beautiful he is, so he makes Stan repeat compliments to himself.

“Say how handsome you look, Stanley.”

“Aw, come on Sixer. Let’s not do this right now.”

“Say it Stanley.”

“I look… handsome, I guess.”

“Don’t worry Lee, I’ll just make you say it again until you believe it.”

If Stan’s not crying then Ford isn’t done. He needs his gruff baby brother overwhelmed with love to the point of tears.