#stan punch someone for barry once and decided that he would be his best friend as payment

[hoperays-song]

Stan and Barry being Chaotic Siblings

Stan talking to Marcus when they first met: Oh, Barrs and I go way back!

Barry: Yeah, too far back. I'm getting sick of seeing your face.

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Barry, pointing to Stan: I have adopted them as my dumbass and there’s nothing I can do about it now. Sadly. I've tried.

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Stan after a heist: And, once again, Stan and Barry save the day!

Marcus, raising an eyebrow: You didn’t do anything. It was all Barry.

Stan, waving a hand dismissively: We’re a package deal. Everyone knows that. -------------

Barry, solemmly: In September, I’ll be living with Stan for 10 years. I know that because they sent me an email asking how I want to celebrate our tin friendship anniversary.

Marcus, genuinely confused: How did you become friends? Was it an accident? Did you hit him with your car and became his reluctant caretaker?

Barry: ...He punched a kid in the face for me in primary school.

Marcus: Ahhhh, that makes so much more sense.

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Teenage Stan: Don’t take this the wrong way, but I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since I’ve known you!

Teenage Barry, rolling his eyes: Thanks. And if I'm returning the compliment, I think you’ve become marginally less annoying.

Teenage Stan: Awwww, Barrs!

Teenage Barry: I will still kill you with no hesitation.

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Teenage Stan: Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear sunglasses and I’m awesome. I’m your bro. I’m Broda.

Teenage Barry, so done with this: ... Please shut up.

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#sing #sing 2 #sing stan #sing barry #i love these two as chaotic brothers #stan's just a ball of energy and barry hates everything that moves #that is seriously the backstory i gave them actually #stan punch someone for barry once and decided that he would be his best friend as payment #barry regrets it to this day #marcus is their very confused older brother

Stan and Barry being Chaotic Siblings

Stan talking to Marcus when they first met: Oh, Barrs and I go way back!

Barry: Yeah, too far back. I'm getting sick of seeing your face.

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Barry, pointing to Stan: I have adopted them as my dumbass and there’s nothing I can do about it now. Sadly. I've tried.

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Stan after a heist: And, once again, Stan and Barry save the day!

Marcus, raising an eyebrow: You didn’t do anything. It was all Barry.

Stan, waving a hand dismissively: We’re a package deal. Everyone knows that. -------------

Barry, solemmly: In September, I’ll be living with Stan for 10 years. I know that because they sent me an email asking how I want to celebrate our tin friendship anniversary.

Marcus, genuinely confused: How did you become friends? Was it an accident? Did you hit them with your car and became their reluctant caretaker?

Barry: ...He punched a kid in the face for me in primary school.

Marcus: Ahhhh, that makes so much more sense.

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Teenage Stan: Don’t take this the wrong way, but I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since I’ve known you!

Teenage Barry, rolling his eyes: Thanks. And if I'm returning the compliment, I think you’ve become marginally less annoying.

Teenage Stan: Awwww, Barrs!

Teenage Barry: I will still kill you with no hesitation.

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Teenage Stan: Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear a tool belt and I’m awesome. I’m your bro. I’m Broda.

Teenage Barry, so done with this: ... Please shut up.